It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 13mgot a good laugh when Sonic said that if you needed help, you could click on him, all the while spinning and rocketing all over the screen about 15 pixels tall 000
It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 02/10/2026assembling this image should have made adobe revoke your photoshop license. this is a cognitohazard 030
It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 30/09/2026i like to imagine that it's a helmet manufacturer, which makes it feel better 000
Reposted by It's still AlbrotHooting Zoo Ape @piss.coach · 27/09/2026i dont know if an ai can feel pain but i hope it can so i cam hurt it 021
It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 25/09/2026oh no, "Handsome Business Illness" is going to live in my brain for a long time 020
It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 24/09/2026being regularly photographed with containers of gross gas 010
It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 22/09/2026One of the most damning and frustrating things about this team is that it never got on a heater of any kind. Even the good stretches would include a loss every third day. 100
It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 21/09/2026perfect for a team that stays firmly between fifth and third in the central 110
It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 15/09/2026Every time I see an older animated series on a streaming platform, I'm like "wow! 13 seasons! and there's 40 episodes in a season!" and then the first one has 40 and the remaining 12 seasons are like 2-4 episode groups 030
It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 15/09/2026Justice Thomas kept characteristically quiet during the hearing but strenuously dissented that he would not, indeed, become silhouettes when his body finally goes 000
It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 15/09/2026first they came for macklemore, and I did not speak out, because i am not macklemore then everyone got real mad, and i did speak out about how not speaking out isn't the same as being complicit 000
It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 13/09/2026this is an orgasmic venn diagram overlap for OK State fans 000
It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 12/09/2026So Bouncer's friends are the only thing standing between Batnix and Daisy, and then Bouncer (who is powerless to protect Daisy) is the only thing standing between Batnix and world domination. 010
It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 11/09/2026last time i was getting a haircut, small talk with the barber somehow led to 9/11 and she stopped for a second, looked up, and said "9/11...... I remember that" in the same tone of voice as though I just reminded her about when Joey from Friends had his own show 011
It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 10/09/2026"oh, a foul ball. wait, no, a pop out. wait, no, a lazy flyout. wait, the right fielder is on the warning tra- it's gone. what" 100
It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 07/09/2026This one's not gonna do numbers but real connoisseurs know that this is art 051
It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 05/09/2026i was doing my best to not hear the broadcast team. that is absurd 000
It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 05/09/2026i was begging him to bury a breaking ball for the swinging strike, but that last pitch was so disgusting and it shut me right up 100
It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 05/09/2026do you think mason was mad that henry caught it and stole a K from him 100
It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 04/09/2026this is when i take the full opportunity to plop in front of the PC, open up steam, and then idly explore the store and library pages until i realize i'm tired and then go to bed 010
It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 02/09/2026Tbh i didn't care for him STARTING Skenes at this point 010
It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 01/09/2026Yeah, but on the other hand, nobody is buying MrBeast and James Patterson's new book, so looks like the printed word is dead and buried forever 000
It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 01/09/2026this mf can't stop stepping away from various combinations of the letters M and P 000
It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 31/08/2026my favorite is when people take horizontal content and then screenrecord it for a vertical format so it's just in the center third of the screen. And then they post that video and you fullscreen it on your horizontal monitor and the video you want to watch occupies 11% of the screen. love it babey 010
It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 29/08/2026You win most effectively by bowling strikes. A perfect game includes 12 rolls. A losing effort reaches that many rolls in just six frames 020
It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 29/08/2026i have mastered the sixth, secret love language: ogling 120
It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 28/08/2026That is not how I would describe the events of Half-Life 000
It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 27/08/2026really nervous that i'm going to get outed as not really having impostor syndrome 0132
Reposted by It's still AlbrotSen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 26/08/2026asked the monkey paw to take out "the guy from home alone 2" 71443178
Reposted by It's still AlbrotFrankenbert Graveyardko @albertburneko.bsky.social · 26/08/2026man we are losing the wrong fucking 80-year-olds this week 322222
It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 26/08/2026i don't follow this account JUST for onahole ephemera content, i promise 020