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It's still Albrot

@albrot.party
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Just a lil guy goin around Don't mind me

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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 13m
got a good laugh when Sonic said that if you needed help, you could click on him, all the while spinning and rocketing all over the screen about 15 pixels tall
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 02/10/2026
assembling this image should have made adobe revoke your photoshop license. this is a cognitohazard
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 30/09/2026
i like to imagine that it's a helmet manufacturer, which makes it feel better
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 30/09/2026
a fellow 1. Outside enjoyer
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 29/09/2026
my hamburger was mercilessly helped
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 29/09/2026
anyone can fork a linux distro
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Hooting Zoo Ape @piss.coach · 27/09/2026
i dont know if an ai can feel pain but i hope it can so i cam hurt it
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 26/09/2026
Nah I'm built different
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 25/09/2026
oh no, "Handsome Business Illness" is going to live in my brain for a long time
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 24/09/2026
i miss when tech was like this
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 24/09/2026
being regularly photographed with containers of gross gas
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 23/09/2026
Damn that guy really gets blasted huh
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 22/09/2026
One of the most damning and frustrating things about this team is that it never got on a heater of any kind. Even the good stretches would include a loss every third day.
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 21/09/2026
perfect for a team that stays firmly between fifth and third in the central
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 15/09/2026
Every time I see an older animated series on a streaming platform, I'm like "wow! 13 seasons! and there's 40 episodes in a season!" and then the first one has 40 and the remaining 12 seasons are like 2-4 episode groups
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 15/09/2026
Justice Thomas kept characteristically quiet during the hearing but strenuously dissented that he would not, indeed, become silhouettes when his body finally goes
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 15/09/2026
first they came for macklemore, and I did not speak out, because i am not macklemore then everyone got real mad, and i did speak out about how not speaking out isn't the same as being complicit
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 13/09/2026
this is an orgasmic venn diagram overlap for OK State fans
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 12/09/2026
So Bouncer's friends are the only thing standing between Batnix and Daisy, and then Bouncer (who is powerless to protect Daisy) is the only thing standing between Batnix and world domination.
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 11/09/2026
last time i was getting a haircut, small talk with the barber somehow led to 9/11 and she stopped for a second, looked up, and said "9/11...... I remember that" in the same tone of voice as though I just reminded her about when Joey from Friends had his own show
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 11/09/2026
sir, a second run has hit shota imanaga
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 10/09/2026
"oh, a foul ball. wait, no, a pop out. wait, no, a lazy flyout. wait, the right fielder is on the warning tra- it's gone. what"
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 08/09/2026
i'm gonna go get that mean old man ganondorf
image of one of the Campbell's Kids, cherubic and blushing, elashes popping, holding the Master Sword with ill intent
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 08/09/2026
Is it Josh McDowell Dick Day again already?
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 07/09/2026
This one's not gonna do numbers but real connoisseurs know that this is art
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 05/09/2026
Baby call me Moses because that bush be talkin to me
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 05/09/2026
i was doing my best to not hear the broadcast team. that is absurd
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 05/09/2026
i was begging him to bury a breaking ball for the swinging strike, but that last pitch was so disgusting and it shut me right up
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 05/09/2026
do you think mason was mad that henry caught it and stole a K from him
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 04/09/2026
this is when i take the full opportunity to plop in front of the PC, open up steam, and then idly explore the store and library pages until i realize i'm tired and then go to bed
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 02/09/2026
my innocent eyes!!!
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 02/09/2026
Tbh i didn't care for him STARTING Skenes at this point
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 01/09/2026
Yeah, but on the other hand, nobody is buying MrBeast and James Patterson's new book, so looks like the printed word is dead and buried forever
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 01/09/2026
this mf can't stop stepping away from various combinations of the letters M and P
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 31/08/2026
my favorite is when people take horizontal content and then screenrecord it for a vertical format so it's just in the center third of the screen. And then they post that video and you fullscreen it on your horizontal monitor and the video you want to watch occupies 11% of the screen. love it babey
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cameron @famousceleb.co · 31/08/2026
amazing intro btw
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 29/08/2026
You win most effectively by bowling strikes. A perfect game includes 12 rolls. A losing effort reaches that many rolls in just six frames
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 29/08/2026
much less arm strain
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 29/08/2026
did you try winning at bowling instead?
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 29/08/2026
Nobody can escape the long Mr. Hands of the law
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 29/08/2026
🎵"You got that O.D.D.?" "No! Fuck you!"🎵
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 29/08/2026
i have mastered the sixth, secret love language: ogling
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 28/08/2026
That is not how I would describe the events of Half-Life
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 27/08/2026
really nervous that i'm going to get outed as not really having impostor syndrome
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 26/08/2026
fuck, beaten
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 26/08/2026
holding you personally accountable if Cher goes next
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
asked the monkey paw to take out "the guy from home alone 2"
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Frankenbert Graveyardko @albertburneko.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
man we are losing the wrong fucking 80-year-olds this week
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 26/08/2026
i don't follow this account JUST for onahole ephemera content, i promise
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 26/08/2026
That's a bothered dog
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