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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

yes my bull went rogue in your china shop but I think we can all agree there’s no liability here it’s an agentic being

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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Everybody knows when you lead the patriots 28-3 late in the third, you can’t lose, right?

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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Kind of enjoyable to see the Left* being the one to cynically use the levers of power for once *the NDP kinda qualifies? Whatever

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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This picture of the Pope at his 40th birthday party is everything to me.x

The Pope at his crazy as fuck 40th birthday party wearing a tiny sea captain hat, holding a tiny ice cream surrounded by THREE sad looking balloons. He's wearing a blue jacket and jeans with a brown belt and he's got a navy polo shirt on.

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026

Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man

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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

They’re referring to harbaugh in an extended metaphor with graphics as a guy who makes the trains run on time. Did they think about the origins of that phrase?

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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Hey it’s Greg Newsome! That guy sucks!

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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Athletics put in this Medina fellow who seemed to not be quite ready and warmed up, and he has a weird delivery. One could say he’s a “Funky Cold Medina”

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Alex Boutilier @alexboutilier.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

... what

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

The Milo stuff is the perfect picture of fascism. You think you're protected because you go as big as you can on racism, you spend years harassing the movement's perceived enemies, you even disavow your own sexuality. They'll still throw you in a cage over the tiniest disagreement already forgotten.

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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 25/08/2026

Do not normalize children dying from measles. Measles was previously eliminated in the US, thanks to vaccines. When children die from measles, it means that adults have catastrophically failed to protect them because they have rejected basic science.

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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

People who are actually mad at Ken Jennings for playing NYT puzzles are exhausting. 1. There’s no ethical consumption under capitalism 2. You are accomplishing nothing by dog-piling Ken Jennings except getting high off your own righteous moral outrage, which I’m sure is the actual point

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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Musk calls for the assassination of a reporter who embarrassed him with basic questions

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

bloomberg has a fun article today arguing that the Cybertruck is the biggest flop in automotive history. it includes this glorious graph.

A graph showing how the edsel and Cybertruck both performed based on their sales target and actual year one and year two sales. The edsel was expected to sell 200k units in its first year. It sold slightly over 50k, and less than 50k the next year

The Cybertruck had a sales.target of 250k in its first year. They sold around 40k, the next year they sold about half as many.

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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 25/07/2026

Wait. They all shake hands at the end? What are we even doing here? He's the US President suing you for $20 billion for reporting on the birthday card he sent his friend the pedophile in which he drew a naked girl & mused about secrets. And they all shake hands?

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mensrea @mensie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

German broadcast. Nailed it

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Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Of course. All photos are "older" photos, capturing a moment in time that's passed by the time the shutter clicks.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

That the U.S. appears to have completely visibly given up after a catastrophic own goal fuck up is a little on the nose.

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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Why do soccer announcers insist on declaring the game over when it is in now way over

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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I love that Canada’s soccer players play like hockey players

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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 04/07/2026

[person who has never seen soccer before] “oh no is that guy hurt?”

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Emily Lowan (she/her) @emilylowan.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

A pipeline funded by…. you. This is a government pipeline with a mere 10% stake from private investment. And jobs? Last year 10k Albertan oil workers were laid off as production skyrocketed. Call it what it is — a handout for the dying fossil fuel industry.

ctvnews.ca

Alberta pitches new bitumen pipeline route to B.C. coast with TMX, Pembina partners

Prime Minister Mark Carney and Alberta Premier Danielle Smith announce a preferred route and interested parties for a new bitumen pipeline to the B.C. coast.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/07/2026

The most corrupt president in history and it's not close: "Trump reaped a stunning windfall in his first year back in the White House, including about $1.4 billion from his family’s cryptocurrency businesses, a new filing shows"

nytimes.com

Trump Pulled in at Least $2 Billion After Returning to the White House

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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Crazy goaltender interference calls? Which sport am I watching

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Ryan Estrada @ryanestrada.com · 24/06/2026

A cartoonist named Daniel "Des" Rolando Sanchez Estrada was tried as a terrorist and sentenced to 30 years in prison for having anti-Trump comics in his car. Prosecutors connected him to a 2025 anti-ICE protest he didn't even attend because he was in the same book club as others who were.

A photo of Daniel "Des" Rolando Sanchez Estrada, who looks like a cuddly and rad dude, smiling while holding a sketchbook full of drawings of baby hippos.

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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Qatar’s national anthem is way too long

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MirnAAH! @goodbye.computer · 08/06/2026

hey man we used AI in the production process of this game but don't worry none of it made it in the game, it was a huge waste of time and money, and we could've just looked at stock photos at the end of the day. You have to accept the future.

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Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Millennial Dr. Frankenstein like “so, I made a thing”

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The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

You used to be able to google the time of the sunset, and Google would give you the exact time right on top every single time. Thankfully, with artificial intelligence, you can now ask Google what time the sun will set and it will conveniently tell you "I don't know."

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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Claude Lemieux died. I was going to make a joke but that would be a cheap shot, and we all know Claude Lemieux hated those.

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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Once again we find that bad and evil triumph in this world

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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Rush Radiohead Iron Maiden Tragically Hip Roger Daltry Elton John Sum 41 Blue Rodeo Coheed and Cambria Car Seat Headrest

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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

Andrew Paul Johnson was arraigned in a Florida court in October on multiple charges, including molesting a child as young as 11 years old. Johnson dangled the prospect that one of the children could receive money bc...he was entitled to $10 million as part of reparations for his January 6 arrest.

theintercept.com

Pardoned Capitol Rioter Tried to Hush Child Sex Victim With Promise of Jan. 6 Reparation Money, Police Say

Pardoned Capitol rioter Andrew Johnson tried to keep a child sex abuse victim quiet with claimed $10 million Jan. 6 reparations, police say.

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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Remember when Elias Pettersson would score goals like that?

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Dan Machholz @danmachholz.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Peace out Wild ✌🏻

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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Thinking about becoming one of those “fuck the WEF and New World Order, RETVRN, western civilization chauvinists” but only about abolishing low flow toilets

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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Fifteen years ago today, Alex Burrows slayed the dragon. If this goal happened today, it would’ve been reviewed for offside for like five minutes, ruining the moment. Abolish offside reviews. youtu.be/BqRNHZpBs5Q?...

youtu.be

Alex Burrows SLAYS the Dragon (Series Winner) (ALL CALLS) (GAME 7) (OT)

YouTube video by YellowRC

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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

So historically speaking what number fight is that between someone named O’Connor and someone named Murphy

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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

If I operated a mule rental agency I would have a pretty strict rule about damage deposits

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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

As we all predicted, the Canucks gave up 6 goals to the avs and #29 scored the game winning goal

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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Wedgewood and Blackwood is a funny goalie tandem name but a funnier one would be Wedgewood and Ironputter

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Andy Grabia @agrabia.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

This is the language of Kristallnacht and the Holocaust. The language of the Red Summer and the Trail of Tears. Rwanda and Bosnia. The Holodomor, Armenia, and East Timor. It’s the language of othering, dehumanizing an entire people to justify their extermination. It’s the language of genocide.

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