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Port Alberni Sanders

@albernisanders.bsky.social
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Lawyer, Annoyer, Beer Enjoyer /// #Canucks /// #Duuuval /// #BlueJays /// #KKR /// he/him

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 2h
Celebration of the Manifesto of October 17, 1905 (flipped), by Ilya Repin, 1906, 📸 by Chris Kim
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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 2h
A LITTLE GOES A LONG WAY BABYYYYYY
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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 2h
HE’S NOT HEAVY HE’S MY BROTHER
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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 3h
Jason when the waiter brings fresh ground pepper: YOU ARE THE MVP
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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 4h
And it’s very much not his fault. Getting hit in the backfield every play
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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 4h
Still waiting for a replay on any of the holding penalties against the Jaguars, including the one that negated a touchdown
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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Signing Oleksiak and Schenn made sense to me if the objective is to get Landon DuPont and kick the asses if anyone who harasses the young players
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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY
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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Called it!!
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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Anton Harrison?
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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The commentators on the game however are going way, way too far. Some of his problems of his own creation? Now he’s in a good headspace and he’s getting lot of support? Who fucking cares
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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I agree Mina but I’m a little scared of fat Madden Lawrence
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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
At a certain point, it’s the fault of the people who allow him Watson to continue to play NFL football. What’s Scott Hanson supposed to say?
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
yes my bull went rogue in your china shop but I think we can all agree there’s no liability here it’s an agentic being
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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Everybody knows when you lead the patriots 28-3 late in the third, you can’t lose, right?
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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Petey please shoot the puck
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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hate when I have an activating Buium at my backdoor
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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Kind of enjoyable to see the Left* being the one to cynically use the levers of power for once *the NDP kinda qualifies? Whatever
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This picture of the Pope at his 40th birthday party is everything to me.x
The Pope at his crazy as fuck 40th birthday party wearing a tiny sea captain hat, holding a tiny ice cream surrounded by THREE sad looking balloons. He's wearing a blue jacket and jeans with a brown belt and he's got a navy polo shirt on.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026
Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man
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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
On a roster full of disrespected, underrated, under appreciated players, he might be the best example
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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Is centre a realistic trade deadline target?
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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Could hear him scream on the broadcast. Loud.
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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
They’re referring to harbaugh in an extended metaphor with graphics as a guy who makes the trains run on time. Did they think about the origins of that phrase?
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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hey it’s Greg Newsome! That guy sucks!
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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
For some reason it seems weird that 39-22 would be scorigami
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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
TREVOR WOW
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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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April Ludgate's 'Wow, This Is Really Sad' Reaction
ALT: April Ludgate's 'Wow, This Is Really Sad' Reaction
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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Athletics put in this Medina fellow who seemed to not be quite ready and warmed up, and he has a weird delivery. One could say he’s a “Funky Cold Medina”
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Alex Boutilier @alexboutilier.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
... what
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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
B for Buium
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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Now I’m curious who is
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The Milo stuff is the perfect picture of fascism. You think you're protected because you go as big as you can on racism, you spend years harassing the movement's perceived enemies, you even disavow your own sexuality. They'll still throw you in a cage over the tiniest disagreement already forgotten.
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 25/08/2026
Do not normalize children dying from measles. Measles was previously eliminated in the US, thanks to vaccines. When children die from measles, it means that adults have catastrophically failed to protect them because they have rejected basic science.
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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I think we’re being unfair to the CFL here. These four are playing as bad as Johnny Manziel, who tried and failed to make it in the CFL
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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Are you suggesting this moderate position is somehow a bad thing
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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
She seemed to manage it fine
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Vanessa Carlton A Thousand Miles
ALT: Vanessa Carlton A Thousand Miles
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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Would be an incredible bit to have two finalists be 17 minutes apart from each other
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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Absolutely I can. The player is a kicker, right?
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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
People who are actually mad at Ken Jennings for playing NYT puzzles are exhausting. 1. There’s no ethical consumption under capitalism 2. You are accomplishing nothing by dog-piling Ken Jennings except getting high off your own righteous moral outrage, which I’m sure is the actual point
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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I mean yes, but I have a counter Simpsons gif for the poster he was replying to
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Mr. Burns Asks Lisa: My God, Are You Always On?
Alt: Mr. Burns Asks Lisa: My God, Are You Always On?
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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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The Big Lebowski: The Dude (Jeff Bridges) Chilling
ALT: The Big Lebowski: The Dude (Jeff Bridges) Chilling
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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Jaguars this is your moment
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Musk calls for the assassination of a reporter who embarrassed him with basic questions
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
bloomberg has a fun article today arguing that the Cybertruck is the biggest flop in automotive history. it includes this glorious graph.
A graph showing how the edsel and Cybertruck both performed based on their sales target and actual year one and year two sales. The edsel was expected to sell 200k units in its first year. It sold slightly over 50k, and less than 50k the next year

The Cybertruck had a sales.target of 250k in its first year. They sold around 40k, the next year they sold about half as many.
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 25/07/2026
Wait. They all shake hands at the end? What are we even doing here? He's the US President suing you for $20 billion for reporting on the birthday card he sent his friend the pedophile in which he drew a naked girl & mused about secrets. And they all shake hands?
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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I just felt a sudden urge to put Sam Bennett on the Olympic team
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mensrea @mensie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
German broadcast. Nailed it
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Port Alberni Sanders @albernisanders.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
What about showing your master The Partner (John Grisham novel 1997)
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