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The Spirit of Dark and Lonely Wanker

@alarmistmorissette.bsky.social
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a man should know when to leave the party

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The Spirit of Dark and Lonely Wanker @alarmistmorissette.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
knowing when to cut your losses is one of the most important parts of being online tbh
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The Spirit of Dark and Lonely Wanker @alarmistmorissette.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i fuckin love wee guy stickman castro lmao
mspaint stickman of fidel castro, standing on the island of cuba. he's wearing a little cap with a star on it and puffing out clouds of smoke from his cigar. he looks utterly charming
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The Spirit of Dark and Lonely Wanker @alarmistmorissette.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
remember when the bin men were hard
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The Spirit of Dark and Lonely Wanker @alarmistmorissette.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i fuckin love wee guy stickman castro lmao
mspaint stickman of fidel castro, standing on the island of cuba. he's wearing a little cap with a star on it and puffing out clouds of smoke from his cigar. he looks utterly charming
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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is just pure delight
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[🔴BEC] @sirhiss.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hirbawi restock is live for those who celebrate x
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 02/10/2026
Chiitan loves transgender people 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Even a plain statement like this now brings slander and insults, but I think a society where people can live happily as themselves matters more than silence, so I will keep saying it until the account is gone. love everyone🤍
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The Spirit of Dark and Lonely Wanker @alarmistmorissette.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yer da is what plumbers call "a high throughput individual"
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Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Today's Hallowmeme. I've decided to abandon the super-long thread aspect, this year, because it all gets a bit unruly by late October.
KC Green's "This Is Fine" meme which usually shows a bowler-hatted dog sitting on a chair while the room its occupying is engulfed in flames. The dog is now in one of the sickly yellow backrooms, staring at an unusually stacked collection of furniture in the centre of the room. The dog is saying "THIS IS FINE", but I've seen this movie and know that isn't entirely correct.
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Mascot Texorcism 🐯 @texsaber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've had this stupid joke in my head for the past 3 weeks, I had to put it into drawing
Theatrical poster for "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me," except the portrait of Laura Palmer is replaced with a Walkling from the game Big Walk, and the film name is replaced with "Big Walk with Me"
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The Spirit of Dark and Lonely Wanker @alarmistmorissette.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
there are three types of spaceship in sci-fi: pointy, brick, and trying too hard
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The Spirit of Dark and Lonely Wanker @alarmistmorissette.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
had something stuck in my teeth so i brushed them, then drank orange juice and wow what a taste sensation i want to die
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The Spirit of Dark and Lonely Wanker @alarmistmorissette.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i was exiled from half of this episode so the grown ups could talk, but you should still listen to it anyway
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Bandcamp Friday again on the 2nd, time to fill my cart with two dollar albums from guys with names like "Goblin Hovel""
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Icewind Dale Gribble @phyrexianmetamour.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
somebody post ‘aaron legal porn’, i wanna see if ‘barely’ is in the automation
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The Spirit of Dark and Lonely Wanker @alarmistmorissette.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
come join us
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👻 🎃 🦇 Boola Lughosti's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
GUYS WE ARE 376 QUID AWAY FROM THE TARGET. IT WILL TAKE LESS THAN ONE IN A THOUSAND OF MY FOLLOWERS TO DONATE A QUID TO GET THERE. Tell you what, If we get to £9900, I'll donate the last 100 quid myself.
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The Spirit of Dark and Lonely Wanker @alarmistmorissette.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
be there and we'll be square
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The Spirit of Dark and Lonely Wanker @alarmistmorissette.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
so sick of hearing about the importance of compromise from spineless liberals who have spent decades giving fascists everything they want as they march ever rightwards
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Lad dracula @andthecats.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Big love to everyone who has contributed so far, an inspiring example of support and solidarity that knows no borders Just been paid? Donate now, let's get it over the line. Anything extra will go to legal costs for other comrades in similar situations 🖤✊❤️🏴 chuffed.org/project/2022...
This is what antifascist solidarity looks like!
We want to send huge thanks to everyone who has shared and donated so far. In a week we have raised over £8000, which is phenomenal. The support and solidarity from near and far has given our comrade and his family a massive morale boost and really lifted their spirits through some very tough times. They are and will be forever grateful. It's been a very awesome show of antifascist solidarity and a collective stand sending a clear message very much echoing the old adage that an attack on one is an attack on us all. Donations have come in from Italy, the Basque country, Spain, France, Germany, Belgium and beyond, providing a strong reminder that we are everywhere, we share the same struggles and our solidarity knows no borders.

So after just one week we are nearly there at the target of £10000. Please help give it a last push over the line by sharing this crowd funder as widely as you can and donating if you have the means to do so. Your support and solidarity has and continues to make a real difference to a comrade facing legal attacks by the state for his participation in the struggle against the rise of fascism. He has seen so clearly this week that he is not alone. We also want to remind everyone that anything we raise above the target will go to support other antifascists targeted by state repression. We hope to be able to provide some solidarity funds for legal costs for other comrades in similar situations, arrested and dragged through the courts for taking a stand for community self defence and for a better world.
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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The Spirit of Dark and Lonely Wanker @alarmistmorissette.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
mood
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The Spirit of Dark and Lonely Wanker @alarmistmorissette.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
has anyone said "triple locktober" yet?
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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The Spirit of Dark and Lonely Wanker @alarmistmorissette.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it is not possible to be even remotely progressive and support the party of trans genocide, racist pandering, and continued austerity, no matter what lies some mancunian cunt may have told about hope for the future
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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The Jizz Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @peetersteele.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nine Inch Nail fans at a gig, getting ready to shout "Fist Fuck!" as loud as they can during Wish.
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Spongebob Can't Wait - Eagerly Excited
ALT: Spongebob Can't Wait - Eagerly Excited
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Grudging Signup @grudgingsignup.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the dogs fuckin found out about religion, call the avengers. no not the regular avengers
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if you've got a humiliation kink, being british must be like winning the lottery every day
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Sanitary Naptime @sanitarynaptime.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
An insufficient number of Alexandrians:
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The Spirit of Dark and Lonely Wanker @alarmistmorissette.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
gamers are the least discerning consumers on the face of the earth, you can sell them literally any old dogshit with even a moderate amount of hype, so 700 notes for a box of tat from a game that tasteless wankers have been preemptively jizzing over for years now? they could've charged more honestly
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
moe from the simpsons reading a book with danny tommo's crying face pasted over it: 
"and then they realized they were no longer little girls. they were little women."
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com @gallaethamatt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Everybody be cool. We're here to train our LLM on the bank's money, not your money
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happy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
why do mages carry around spellbooks? what are you gonna do cite your sources? fuck you
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Podcasting is Praxis @praxiscast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Stream is up! Live (or close enough) in a few mins.
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Podcasting is Praxis @praxiscast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Stream is also back this evening! @ballistari.bsky.social is still semi-dying but he just can't get enough of everyone in chat presumably. 7pm!
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The Spirit of Dark and Lonely Wanker @alarmistmorissette.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
there's one whole news item that's good in this episode, savour it
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The Spirit of Dark and Lonely Wanker @alarmistmorissette.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
forgot to put my new bottle of bodywash in the bathroom before i showered so today i smell like raspberries, if anyone's into that
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Da Underfunded Ouroboros @trufflehog.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
An adapted version of that Science headline "can ai feel pain? It can at least act like it does" but with the word AI rudely replaced with "crunch"
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The Spirit of Dark and Lonely Wanker @alarmistmorissette.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
love this
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Sanitary Naptime @sanitarynaptime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Mattie Lubchansky ‘IS! THAT!! GOOD!!!’ Comic but the board reads “PURPOSE OF A SYSTEM” and the audience is chanting “WHAT!” “IT!!” “DOES!!!”
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i'm leafcrunch @electronizabeth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
grow up and erotically roleplay an orc in a way that doesn’t involve giving microsoft fifteen dollars a month in active contravention of BDS.
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Heads-up for fellow CRPG dungeon crawler fans as one to avoid: this one is made by ban-evading neo-nazis.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 26/09/2026
please...for my birthday...like to charge, repost to cast...
tmnt logo saying this could be the day it happens
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The Spirit of Dark and Lonely Wanker @alarmistmorissette.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
we were the niche little social app where multiple "left wing" posters a week accidentally outed themselves as working for an arms company or being viscount of luxembourg or whatever
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The Spirit of Dark and Lonely Wanker @alarmistmorissette.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
me flrting: i love my wife :)
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PEEBleguese PEEBleguese @thehumancentipeeb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just burst out laughing remembering a dream I had of a Geordie Captain America but their shield was a giant bottle cap from a Newcastle Brown Ale
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