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✨ Emma ✨

@bortneybox.bsky.social
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still has a lot of her original strawberry scent she/her

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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is just pure delight
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Carolyn | Cedig Crafts @carolyncedig.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Starting from 11th October, I will be streaming on twitch (most) Sunday afternoons. It will just be chill, chat, and crafting (unless the mood strikes otherwise!) I will pop a post up again on the day, but if you'd like to give me a follow you can find me here: www.twitch.tv/cascedig
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CasCedig - Twitch
Hi! I'm Cas. I crochet and knit mostly, but I will occasionally (and increasingly) do some sewing, or other crafts if the mood takes me! Check the linktree for my other socials, I put videos up on you...
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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
As a long term Ed Sheeran disliker, I can't help but enjoy this time.
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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Fucking plum. He smelled chicken and investigated a little too hard.
An orange cat sat with a paper bag on its head
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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Watching season 15 of Casualty, aired in 2000. One of the nurses is HIV positive, it's been leaked to the press, so of course there's panic from the patients. Viewing it in 2026, with full knowledge and understanding of the virus, is just heartbreaking and infuriating. People were so cruel.
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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It was worth going to That London for
Selfie of a short haired blonde woman making a peace sign in front of theatre signs for Death Note The Musical
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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The Barbican is just wonderful.
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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Very disappointed having just read the synopsis for I Want To Eat Your Pancreas. Absolute click-bait title, zero cannibalism involved.
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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
So in the States the current Happy Meal toys are Godzilla x Sanrio. Keroppi is King Ghidorah. What do we get here in the UK? Fucking Crocs. 😭
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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I listened to a great episode of the After Dark podcast today, and since then I've had this in my head. It will never cease to amuse me. youtu.be/G8qhrURrQbI?...
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mummy voice
YouTube video by kmlkmljkl
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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
AI slop and a greengrocer's apostrophe for just £4!!
A white mug with a green handle. There is an AI slop image of a yellow Labrador. Above it is black text in a handwritten style font that reads "All you need is love & Labrador's"
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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I was thinking the other day about that bit from The Fast Show, "does my bum look big in this?" and how having a big butt in (white) society was like some kind of crime. Such a good reminder of how beauty standards will do a complete 180, and are just made up shite.
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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I'm reading Tokyo Ghoul and I finally got to Juzo's back story. JFC. I was not prepared for that.
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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
So then I said to Mabel, I says
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NikkiJay is making Shards Of A God @nikkijay.games · 20/08/2026
Columbo saying "Thursday the 20th". Columbo is a good cop. You can tell because he's entirely fictional.
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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Can we hand these out to everyone in the UK please? Citizens, residents, visitors, just everyone. Some people definitely need a reminder. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Asylum seekers told rape and harassment illegal in UK in new Home Office booklet
The nine-page booklet covers issues including respect in public, sex and consent, and gender equality.
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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Summoned from the vault by my random brain: youtu.be/gW4Vxas1M4w?...
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Glade plug ins advert 1993
YouTube video by Throwbacktvads
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Treacle @treacletruffle.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Watching TV last night I discovered that Babe Station isn't about a pig that runs a railway.
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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I hit Marvel fatigue a while back, but VisionQuest definitely has my interest piqued!
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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Whimsigoth vibes ✨🌝
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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
PETRICHOR!!
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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
So we all just pissed ourselves and had palpitations over the government fire warning popping up? I thought the end had come 😂
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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
A cat that I look after went missing recently. She's at least 15, and after two weeks gone I thought it was time to start accepting that she had passed. Yesterday her owner came home to hear her crying! 16 days away, a little skinnier, but otherwise fine. So there's your good news for the day 💖
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NikkiJay is making Shards Of A God @nikkijay.games · 26/07/2026
She gonna do magics #ShardsOfAGod #indiedev #indiegames #pixelart
Ren from Quantum Witch and Shards of a God, sitting on some grass, meditating.
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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Kippers for breakfast, Aunt Helga? Is it Saint Swithin's day already?
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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I thought sewing with jersey fabric would be easy because I'm a CLUELESS FOOL.
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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Obsession is pretty bloody good
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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Thought I'd try out Google's magic eraser tool that it keeps nudging me about on a photo I took of my cat laying on his side. That blue thing? That was a tiny corner of a cooling mat. Great job Google! 👍👍
A fluffy orange horror that was once a photo of a ginger cat
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NikkiJay is making Shards Of A God @nikkijay.games · 27/06/2026
Hey all! This is my in-development game, Shards of a God! It's a narrative driven game where an old god might cause the destruction of everything... but that god is YOU. Sequel to the award nominated Quantum Witch. Join us on discord! Forward to your press friends! discord.gg/SYqHdMpYH
Screenshot of "Shards of a God". Three stylish, pixelart lesbians stand against the ruined wall of an area that you need to play the game to discover!
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NikkiJay is making Shards Of A God @nikkijay.games · 26/06/2026
Been working on this for a while. First attempt at a new art style. Smaller face, two colours per material, emphasis on posture and contrast. This is Jade. You'll meet her in Shards of a God.
Pixel art. Woman with flowing red hair, wearing black trousers and a white shirt.
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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Rare aesthetic
A retro yellow price-gun sticker, with the word "price" in red uppercase, and stamped below in black "£2.00P". The sticker is on a can of spray starch.
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Carolyn | Cedig Crafts @carolyncedig.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I've been a yarn based crafter for a couple of decades now, I'd you'd like to learn a few tips from me, head over to the ol' YouTube! #knitting #crochet #yarn youtu.be/tnGZ8v07eMQ
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Top tips for knitting and crochet: Part 4
YouTube video by Carolyn
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NikkiJay is making Shards Of A God @nikkijay.games · 06/06/2026
IT'S DONE! My 2.5d pixel art engine! Mode7 style floor rendering, sprites, zoomable camera, 3d lighting with spherical point lights! Here's a test scene 240 blades of grass all reacting the player moving through them. 8 draw calls for the entire scene! #monogame #indiegames #indiedev
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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
🤭 I know what it means, it's still amusing.
A screenshot from Great Detective Hangyodon - Lucius the Phantom Thief Appears. A cartoon animal (a moose?) wearing a cape and monocle is clinging onto the side of an airship, with an angry expression on his face. The subtitle reads "catch me if you can, you hard-boiled dick"
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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
What do I have to sacrifice and to which god/s in order to correctly print and assemble a sewing pattern?
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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The curse of the next volume you need of any given manga is the only one out of stock
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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
On Saturday I was shopping for cat food, directly from a brand. I had stuff in the cart, but hadn't fully decided to buy yet. I just got an email from the brand with the subject "Is it me, not you? 😢" with the body reminding me that i could still check out. Fuck right off with that shit.
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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Spent bloody ages yesterday printing and piecing together a sewing pattern. I left them on the floor next to the table. Guess where the cat threw up in the night. 😔 I suppose the silver lining is that the clean up will be super quick
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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Big sun hat! My first "proper" sewing project that followed a pattern. I made it a size too big because I'm a silly goose, but it will serve its purpose. And it's pink gingham which makes me happy! 💖
A white lady is wearing a large brimmed, slightly floppy, pink gingham sun hat. Her face is obscured by a smiling frog emoji because the photo was taken at 2am and it showed.
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NikkiJay is making Shards Of A God @nikkijay.games · 24/05/2026
Text from wife "Found your ice cream"
Ice cream. Brand name is "lezza". I am a lesbian. That's why it's funny
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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Those little hydrocolloid pimple patches, but for your entire face.
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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Public Service Announcement: Your garden is not the club. You are not the DJ for the neighborhood. If you want music to be the only thing you can hear then put on some headphones.
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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Sometimes life throws tough choices at you. Like having to choose between driving an extra 10 seconds to park in an allocated bay and turning your engine off, or idling your combustion engine on double yellow lines for five minutes while your partner goes in the shops.
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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Spring time forever, please
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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
(sound on)
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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Jump scared by the News at 10 music in Scream 7
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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Literally just realised that Reggie Perrin's initials are R.I.P. Lovely stuff.
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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Why is it necessary to reserve a title on an online library service? Surely the point of an ebook is so that multiple people can read something at the same time since it's not a physical object, right? 🤷‍♀️
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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I get that people give minimum effort for minimum wage, but please treat other humans the way you'd like to be treated.
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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
New season of Allergies just dropped 🤧
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