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Mike Keenan @mikekeenan.bsky.social · 12h

I hope they give him the send-off he'd want. Pop him in a brown envelope and leave him on a platform at Victoria.

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Mike Keenan @mikekeenan.bsky.social · 17h

The franchise really went downhill after Richard Roundtree left.

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Mike Keenan @mikekeenan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

‪Good to hear that living by the coast leaves you at a lower risk of mental health problems.‬ ‪Unfortunately, on the flip side, levels of domestic violence are higher by the seaside, particularly among those who have recently had their sausages stolen by a crocodile.‬

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Mike Keenan @mikekeenan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I know at least 2 women who would disagree.

A fairground stall with a sign that reads “NO FINER WAY TO WASTE 3 MINUTES”.

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Mark Thompson @markreckons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Just seen Danny Tommo referred to as "Captain Thugwash" and seriously, that's excellent work.

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Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss

ALT: Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss

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Mike Keenan @mikekeenan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The first company to build an AirTag into my reading glasses can have my firstborn.

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Mike Keenan @mikekeenan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Which prestigious award is most often won posthumously? Slimmer of the Week.

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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Well, of course those hippy Marxists at the Financial Times would say that.

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Mike Keenan @mikekeenan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Someone asked me earlier what it's like becoming a parent for the first time. "Remember Tamagotchis? It's like having one of those but if it dies, you go to prison." I'm no longer welcome at baby showers.

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Mike Keenan @mikekeenan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Piddington. Home to Hugh, Pugh, Barney The Racist, Curtain, Twitcher and Nonce.

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Mike Keenan @mikekeenan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Could you please ask your mum to stop DMing me.

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Mike Keenan @mikekeenan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

They’ve really expanded their offering.

An email from The National Lottery titled “fancy another line for tonight?”

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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Surprising number of people who think their Ai assistant is sentient are still happy to make it do their bidding. Like, you are forcing a living being to co-author your Dark Romantasy novel set in the Roblox universe?

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Mike Keenan @mikekeenan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

A newlywed couple have been stranded for hours in a Wetherspoons after the flight chaos. Fair play, it takes most marriages a good ten years to reach the staring silently at each other across a pub table stage.

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Mike Keenan @mikekeenan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Joel’s writing course is magnificent.

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Mike Keenan @mikekeenan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

if those quotes are accurate, they can fuck off 500 miles and then fuck off 500 more.

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Mike Keenan @mikekeenan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

My wife bought me an acre on the moon. Lovely. But it turned out to be a planned landing site, so I'm now in a territorial dispute with the People's Republic of China.

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Mike Keenan @mikekeenan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

IT’S ALIVE! Starting the autumn spooky season off with the 1931 Frankenstein. Woke will say the Monster is the victim.

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Mike Keenan @mikekeenan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

"Brevity is the soul of wit" wrote William Shakespeare, a man whose complete works consist of 884,647 words and 118,406 lines.

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Mike Keenan @mikekeenan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

"Brevity is the soul of wit" wrote William Shakespeare, a man whose complete works consist of 884,647 words and 118,406 lines.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Chairman Mao's full name was Chairman My Arse Off. bsky.app/profile/kate...

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Mike Keenan @mikekeenan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

“Protect our women and girls”.

Reform members assaulting a young female protestor.

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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Been told to stick with the Bayeux Tapestry, as it gets good about four yards in.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

In a now deleted tweet, Brain of Britain, Adam Brooks, criticises Andy Burnham's performance at PMQs, even though it doesn't take place until tomorrow.

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Mike Keenan @mikekeenan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

“Would you like to learn about our lord and saviour Christopher Harborne?”

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Mike Keenan @mikekeenan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Our son didn’t want to go to school this morning. He was crying, saying it wasn’t fair. The uniform doesn’t fit. He’s got no friends there. He feels weird and out of place. I told him tough and I don’t care that he’s 22… he’s going until he learns to use the Oxford comma.

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Mike Keenan @mikekeenan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

“Would you like to learn about our lord and saviour Christopher Harborne?”

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The Seldom Seen Kid @seldom-seen-kid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

They're all dead, Dave.

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Mike Keenan @mikekeenan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Got a quote for a new boiler today, so we’ve decided to just heat the house by leasing the back room to Amazon as a data centre

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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

She's thinner in real life than I'd imagined.

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Mike Keenan @mikekeenan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Not that it matters but I won.

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Mike Keenan @mikekeenan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

At school I was the class clown. I sat, silently, in full makeup at the back of the room and made everyone uncomfortable

A creepy, abandoned circus tent with a faint glow coming from the opening.

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Mike Keenan @mikekeenan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

“I really must get an early night” I exclaimed at 7:30pm

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Mike Keenan @mikekeenan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I’ve had one of those weeks that makes you want to give it all up and move to a cabin in the woods.

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Mike Keenan @mikekeenan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I’m choosing to believe that he hasn’t really died. He’s just escaped to the one place that hasn’t been corrupted by capitalism…. SPACE.

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I’m like the dad in Goodness Gracious Me who is convinced that everything is Indian, only it’s Dolly Parton facts. Whether it’s the books, or the eagle sanctuary, or that she gave the royalties from I Will Always Love You to support a Black neighbourhood in Nashville, or buying band uniforms or…

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Mike Keenan @mikekeenan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

It’s a crying shame Batman’s in Glasgow when he could be in Edinburgh kicking the shit out of a silent disco.

Robert Pattinson’s Batman and The Batmobile on location in Glasgow.

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Mike Keenan @mikekeenan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

According to Which?, a medium Costa cappuccino contains the same caffeine as four cans of Red Bull. The baristas no longer ask for your name, just your next of kin.

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Tomorrow I’ll be happy I lived at the same time as Dolly Parton, tonight I’ll mourn her passing.

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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

This isn't a directly morbid post. Watching BBC2. One of those real life Hospital series. Chap brought in after attempting to take his own life. Physically supported but eventually passed peacefully. Made me think about own past struggles 25+ years ago. If you need it, Samaritans: 116 123 X

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

"Don't ever make sudden noises around that Raging Bull director." "Scares easy?" "Yes, but he doesn't pronounce it like that". "Get out".

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Fuck. No. The greatest human being to ever live. Was thinking about Steel Magnolias when the director shouted at her in front of everyone and told her she couldn’t act and had no idea why they’d hired her she said “Because I’m Dolly Parton, and they hired you to make me look like I can act.”

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Mike Keenan @mikekeenan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

No, that’s completely unacceptable. Bring her back right now.

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Mike Keenan @mikekeenan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

What a pathetic, odious little cretin.

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Mike Keenan @mikekeenan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Good luck to everyone getting their exam results today. If you didn’t get quite what you wanted, don’t despair. I scraped through Maths, and today I manage multi-million pound budgets for clients all over the country. They’re all bankrupt now, but that’s not the point.

Some happy young people with their exam results.

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