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Akil Guru

@akillesheel17.bsky.social
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PhD student, UNC sports writer. he/him.

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Straight up: As a woman in football, this sucks to listen to. This week in particular.
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Akil Guru @akillesheel17.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
<screams internally>
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Akil Guru @akillesheel17.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
and when it happens we need to loudly shame every single consultant brained moderate who insists that his previous stance was the issue and not the pivot
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Akil Guru @akillesheel17.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
flexing John Brown in a college football rivalry hype video is so unfathomably based
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 01/09/2025
happy labor day
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bart @bartsmith.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
if all this is true, Michael Lombardi isn’t going to be the only person associated with UNC football who loses their job
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Lombardi out as UNC investigators probe allegations of drug use, sex among players, staff
Michael Lombardi, a longtime confidant of North Carolina football head coach Bill Belichick, was placed on paid administrative leave in late July. He is no longer with the football program.
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Tyson @lscpunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable.
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Akil Guru @akillesheel17.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 21/08/2026
I am becoming incredibly exhausted of this pattern: many people: "AI sucks!" Very Smart Person: ah but have you considered (distinct application of ML or statistical modeling that has no real relationship to what the tech industry is marketing as, and people broadly perceive as, "AI")
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strawberry garfield @bbburgerrr.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
it b 2 dumbass girls telling each other
"exactlyyyy"
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josh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 08/08/2026
the media in this country treats bigotry coming from a place of fear as a valid public position. eventually this leads you to the ludicrous place where “the muslim mayor of new york city shouldn’t attend the 25th anniversary commemoration of 9/11” is treated as newsworthy opinion
"This guy, I think, is just an in-your-face type of guy that — for lack of a better word — enjoys this kind of controversy.
I'm just not in favor of him being around, so if he didn't come, I'd say great, we would go. But if he's going to come, I would venture to say a lot of people might not go," said Hughes, who is now retired and lives on Long Island.
The grieving father said he disagrees with Mamdani's politics and expressed anger toward the mayor. "Just the thought of him there rubs me the wrong way," he said.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
@emilystjams

Gender isn't binary, except for the two (2) shows about soccer. The boy show (Ted Lasso) is about what happens when boys play soccer (crying), and the girl show (Yellowjackets) is about what happens when girls play soccer (murder). Both shows are accurate.
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LeeAnn Wombat @jonnyauping.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
“joy” is definitely accurate but probably too cheesy a word - a lot of these women had a good 20% buzz going - but the clear good vibes/camaraderie/ridiculousness/big and willing personalities at WNBA all star weekend contrasted with the Discourse/sophie bullshit is blindingly stark
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Sarah Tuttle @niais.cryptoanarchy.network · 20/07/2026
Just like this. Refuse to comply. Our organizations are made of us. If we don't participate when they choose hate? They adjust or they are replaced.
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Jay Rosen @jayrosen.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Here's something I post from time to time. My answer to a reader who asked me: what could journalists do NOW to break with some of their more corrosive habits.
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Akil Guru @akillesheel17.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
it has to be judged only on the players' feet imo. I don't care even a little about the angles of their bodies or the fatness of their asses, speaking strictly vis-a-vis on the field
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
“That kid is hitting too many homers she must be a boy. Let’s strip her pants in the batter’s box to check.” Do these people realize how much more this endangers young girls than having a trans kid on the team?
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Rebecca Nagle @rebeccanagle.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
BREAKING: Alligator Alcatraz has officially closed. A lot of outlets won’t report on this, but the Miccosukee Tribe played a key role in the fight.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
This is what the American World Cup should’ve been the whole time, a celebration of our diasporas, a chance for all these countries from around the world to feel at home here because there’s a bit of their home already here
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AG Andrea Joy Campbell @massago.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
My office is putting car dealerships on notice. Today, we issued an advisory asserting that Massachusetts law requires transparent pricing in ads. Purchasing a car is a significant investment, you deserve upfront pricing, not hidden fees. I'll hold companies accountable to protect your bottom line.
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The 2026 New York Knicks have the first (Game 4), fourth (Game 5) and sixth (Game 1) biggest comebacks in NBA finals history
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Gonna get a lot of use out of this one unfortunately
Same meme as the previous post. The GOP is still excited about stabbing effective government
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Akil Guru @akillesheel17.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Carter Hart has a 0% save percentage in the Cup finals! *chef's kiss*
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
One of my strongest takeaways from the Bee this week is that it was a showcase for why critical thinking matters more than ever. So much of what the kids do up there isn’t rote memorization—it’s using their insane prep to solve words like puzzles (using etymology, patterns) in real time.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/05/2026
it turns out that rich people do not, in fact, actually mean it when they claim that if you tax them, they’ll totally ditch their nice blue state properties and move to darkest Chumblefuck, Arkansas
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Akil Guru @akillesheel17.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I mean if these are the rules... it might be What Does the Fox Say.
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Farmers vote against workers' interest bc most of us aren't working class. Farmers are business owners. With inherited wealth & property. It's not that hard to figure out! It's not folksy, & it's not "economic anxiety." Most *small family farmers* in the US are millionaires w 6-figure incomes.
USDA table showing that the median small family farm household has over $1M in assets and over $100K in net annual income (AFTER farm expenses & debts).
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/04/2026
republicans will yowl and piss and moan and that to my mind is all the reason to do it
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Akil Guru @akillesheel17.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
refs may well not be there lmao
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
My god. Essential, horrifying reporting here.
A few days after the incident in which Amalia lost consciousness, Marcano brought her back to the clinic at Dilley. A staffer measured Amalia’s blood-oxygen saturation—which, in a healthy individual, is between ninety-five and a hundred per cent—and found that it was in the low fifties. “Such a low amount of oxygen going to the brain can, if it’s long enough, kill off parts of the brain—it’s really, really high-stakes,” Prantik Saha, a pediatrician who reviewed Amalia’s medical records, told me. “It’s shocking that this level of callousness and omission of care could occur.” Amalia was taken to a local hospital, where it became clear that she needed care beyond what the facility could provide. She was transferred to a larger hospital in San Antonio, where she was given five diagnoses: Covid-19, RSV, bronchitis, pneumonia, and an ear infection. She received supplemental oxygen and intensive care.
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
duke got beat by a kid with this haircut letting a shot rip from almost the logo, i’m gonna be laughing for a while
duke loses
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Akil Guru @akillesheel17.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
look, Mina, I've just gotten into Geese
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
AAAAAAHHHHHHHH
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
NBC ran a piece where Mary Carrillo went to Norway to find out why they're so good at the Winter Olympics and i was yelling BECAUSE IT'S COLD THERE then she went to a little tiny ski jump for kids and was like "it's free, equipment is provided, & they don't emphasize results" and i was like. oh!
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Akil Guru @akillesheel17.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Alysaaaaa!!!!!!!!!
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
fun chart for the "dunk on red states" crowd, but also shows a path to killing fascism dead: education. take those ICE billions and spend it on schools in all 50 states. free college for all. we have the best higher ed system in the world, let more people be a part of it
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neuse river hag @neuseriverhag.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
got so mad at jay caspian kang's dogshit new yorker piece on minneapolis that i emailed them about it...being in your late 30s is crazy
long letter to the editor opening with: "I am surprised to see such simplistic ignorance presented as coherent political thought, particularly in a legacy publication like The New Yorker. Kang does not appear to be aware that the mass protest on Saturday, Jan 10, drew thousands of people in bitterly frigid temperatures - and that unusually warm temperatures both prior to and immediately following that day did not result in massive numbers of people flooding the streets, even as local resistance to ICE and local visibility of that resistance grew exponentially. 

This is not just a quibble from flyover country. The piece's thesis appears to be that liberals do not have any faith in mass protest's ability to force policy change (yet show up anyway); it portrays liberal rage as largely impotent and unimaginative. In the macro sense this is a perfectly valid, if tired, point to make, but it is infuriatingly ignorant when talking specifically about Minneapolis, and even more specifically about Minneapolis progressives and leftists in 2026. The mass demonstration on Saturday was a rally planned prior to Renee Good's killing. We who attended the rally who were clear-eyed about the utility of our presence: it was a mass demonstration with one specific purpose, to reject the Trump administration's narrative that a silent majority of Minnesotans wanted ICE to continue brutalizing immigrants and shooting American mothers in the head. "
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Hung a guy at Nuremburg for doing this, FYI. Not "a thing like this" but literally this, exactly.
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling” Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 20/11/2025
once the transphobia brainworms set in it’s over, your brain is doomed
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
The Obama Hope poster, but it's a frog and it says "Hop"
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Silky @silkyweineck.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
this rocks. when indiana edu killed the student newspaper, Purdue stepped up, printed the forbidden issue, drove it to Bloomington and stocked the boxes.
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Akil Guru @akillesheel17.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
the players should forfeit and threaten not to play again until Preyer snaps a ball to Lopez
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 25/09/2025
It's really lucky in a handful of ways to get to go to a bunch of weddings. Exhausting at a point but I think it's a good expenditure of time and money if you are able. I try to enjoy this time of life with a lot of them
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 27/09/2025
college football overtime is stupid and you should avoid engaging with it at all costs
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Mira of Kyiv 🇺🇦 @reshetz.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
The creative genius of this account
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