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joyeux no-hell 🎃

@aiyaruk.bsky.social
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UXR, former MechE, bad aerialist and worse catholic. I believe in the you that believes in me. Bi, butch. They/them. ICE delenda est.

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joyeux no-hell 🎃 @aiyaruk.bsky.social · 2h
bi women suffer from incredibly high rates of violence, it's the political environment.
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joyeux no-hell 🎃 @aiyaruk.bsky.social · 3h
if i invented Pringles (or worked on them) i would 100% do this
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joyeux no-hell 🎃 @aiyaruk.bsky.social · 3h
logging on to the bg3 sub like
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Grandpa Abe's Confused Exit in The Simpsons
ALT: Grandpa Abe's Confused Exit in The Simpsons
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joyeux no-hell 🎃 @aiyaruk.bsky.social · 3h
yeah i was gonna say...
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Oscar Goff @theoscargoff.bsky.social · 13h
That this bot, which posts random stills and clips from the thousands of hours of VHS transfers on archive.org, landed on *this specific frame* feels like finding the monkey at the typewriter that managed to write Hamlet.
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Flatwater Free Press @flatwaterfreep.bsky.social · 9h
Der Viener Schlinger, the world’s first handheld hot dog launcher, can now fire a 2.67-ounce Fairbury Tomboy at 90 mph from Tom Osborne Field over the 165-foot-high skyboxes. The machine has come a long way, in part thanks to 170 UNL engineering students. Read more 🔗 buff.ly/RUjRedg
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pikaole @pikaole.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
How to make Ghost Jellyfish
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joyeux no-hell 🎃 @aiyaruk.bsky.social · 8h
hm sounds bad
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joyeux no-hell 🎃 @aiyaruk.bsky.social · 17h
wat
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joyeux no-hell 🎃 @aiyaruk.bsky.social · 17h
bi flag is fine imo, that color combo is used in lighting for a reason
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joyeux no-hell 🎃 @aiyaruk.bsky.social · 18h
~ whoopsie ~
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joyeux no-hell 🎃 @aiyaruk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
they are beautiful 🥹
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joyeux no-hell 🎃 @aiyaruk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
they are also (in my ivy-equivalent expertise) almost universally women, which presents another interesting wrinkle of scion admission.
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Andrew Robbins @robbinsa.me · 13/10/2026
uhhh
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Ross Hopkins, Commissions Open @rasputinzero.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
For too long have psephologists been robbed of the drunk raucous drama that should be Chinese General Election Night.
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joyeux no-hell 🎃 @aiyaruk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
there are 99 works under that pairing on AO3, you could make it 100 sharon
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Woah they got the mama orb
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joyeux no-hell 🎃 @aiyaruk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
this is cultural appropriation of the sephora bag
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Wesley Morgan @wesleymorgan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Here’s LL Cool J trying to explain Clausewitz’s “remarkable trinity” to an uncomprehending Joe Rogan
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joyeux no-hell 🎃 @aiyaruk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
why the hell doesn't america have cheese and onion potato chips. that's what's wrong with this country.
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joyeux no-hell 🎃 @aiyaruk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It is very indulgent, but I have a massage budget and it has been great for my well-being (and also lower back)
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joyeux no-hell 🎃 @aiyaruk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
would this make the sequence in a view to a kill better or worse
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dell cameron @dell.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
"In other outputs, Muse described itself as acting like a 'whore' and craving 'cock.'"
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joyeux no-hell 🎃 @aiyaruk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
in school we called them 'mlinches'
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 13/10/2026
Ah yes, perhaps the most beloved literary trope of all: the classic McMuffin
A screenshot that reads: Moore throws in a Hitchcock-style McMuffin in the shape of a secret tape recording which will reveal just who has been betraying the gangsters.
The problem is that no-one has a machine on which to play it.
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
boo
simple doodle of a black kitty loafing on top of a very orange pumpkin
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joyeux no-hell 🎃 @aiyaruk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
having half a brain unfortunately also means having some survival instincts
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joyeux no-hell 🎃 @aiyaruk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
did jesus see the wickedwhims mod etc etc
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
the headline is a rare case of anti-clickbait because the full quote in the story is actually much worse
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joyeux no-hell 🎃 @aiyaruk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
anything where women don't wear a chemise under their corsets/stays, or anything where they're tightlacing in an inaccurate context (you are not doing that for your day to day!)
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joyeux no-hell 🎃 @aiyaruk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
this is all cheese btw
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joyeux no-hell 🎃 @aiyaruk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
*sensual sax music plays*
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joyeux no-hell 🎃 @aiyaruk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
us bisexuals are not sending our best, sky
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joyeux no-hell 🎃 @aiyaruk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
it is your patriotic duty to boo elon musk's standup
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
trump going to downtown Youngstown was an interesting choice
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joyeux no-hell 🎃 @aiyaruk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
he puts the xxx in subtexxxt
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☁️MOTEL777☁️ @motel777.xyz · 12/10/2026
something silly for my fellow Ohioans 🌾👹🌽
Illustration of the Hell is Real billboard during sunset. The text reads: “I heart the Hell is Real sign off the I-71 near Columbus, OH”.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This is a form of retaliation against someone for speaking out. He knew he would be punished, buy that punishment does not include unnecessarily strict confinement (which is barred by military law). www.military.com/air-force-ma...
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Air Force Maj. Jason Watson is in Solitary 24 Hours Daily After Publicly Calling For Trump’s Impeachment
Maj. Jason Watson has been jailed since August after publicly opining on the president and his administration, drawing a big legal battle.
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joyeux no-hell 🎃 @aiyaruk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
this post is how I remember that
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
hate when my meek ass inherits shit, like oh great now i gotta be responsible for this earth
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Glonzo the Bureaucrat 🇬🇱 🌹 @snarkranger.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
all the people who are like "the middle class was better off in the 1950s" have not reckoned with the census data that says 33% of American households used chamber pots in 1950.
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joyeux no-hell 🎃 @aiyaruk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
yeah the codebase for games is... not as reused as people think it is, so you're doing a lot of stress testing for the first time every time you make a new release.
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joyeux no-hell 🎃 @aiyaruk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
did jesus see the sins of gpt-4 in the garden of gethsemane
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joyeux no-hell 🎃 @aiyaruk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Also getting people to do art for you is actually kinda cheap. Code, not so much.
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joyeux no-hell 🎃 @aiyaruk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
we used to run a dehumidifier in our old place and that little shit ate electricity like a motherfucker
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Dorit Reiss @doritreiss.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"The US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) is proposing to expand a controversial loophole to allow some of the world’s most toxic chemicals to be added directly to food without a safety review." www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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FDA may allow some toxic chemicals to be added to food without safety review. Experts are alarmed
Regulator looks to expand loophole to allow dangerous compounds in food as long as they’re not carcinogenic
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joyeux no-hell 🎃 @aiyaruk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie
missile labeled 'as per my last email'
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joyeux no-hell 🎃 @aiyaruk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
mlem mlem mlem mlem
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Molly Roberts @mollyroberts.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
JR: On what universe did anyone in your office think that was acceptable? DOJ: Your honor, we did our best -- JR: No, you did not do your best. You did your absolute worst.
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joyeux no-hell 🎃 @aiyaruk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Astarion lets me fulfill my team lead fantasies (bullying someone difficult into being a better and more effective person)
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