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Alaw

@agendareveal.bsky.social
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/ˈalau̯/ It means melody. She/they 🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

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Alaw @agendareveal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Luxon getting beat by undecided is pretty funny
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mick jogger @mickjogger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Almost did mate, almost fucking did"
Super Hans from Peep Show saying "Almost did mate, almost fucking did"
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"I've given serious consideration to the thought that my vagina might be one of the last this incarnation of the NHS ever makes, and that's if I'm lucky." it is one thing to think about waiting lists longer than your remaining lifespan. it is another to imagine being one of the last to get off one.
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Dan @danxduran.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*starts X-Files episode* Oh, it's gonna be one of *those* episodes...
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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Trains rights ✅✅
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Robin LeBlanc, from work @robinfromwork.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This election you've got a choice between two of the worst polling Preferred PMs I think we've ever had.
Preferred PM
Among the leaders, it is better news for National than for Labour.

Christopher Luxon is up 2 points to 19% in the preferred prime minister rankings. Chris Hipkins drops 1 point to 14%.
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paul @ptfen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
all labour party think tanks, ever:
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bro Luxon hasn’t ever read “a book” how could he have read Nicky Hager lolololol
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Alaw @agendareveal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What the fuck are these people doing??????? AVENGE HER!!!!! #TraitorsIRL
Janet from the Traitors Ireland
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Alaw @agendareveal.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Proof that Hipkins' strategy of hiding and doing nothing works, because as soon as he started appearing more on tv the polls immediately take a dive
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Ben Ross @benakl.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hipkins and the strategists
We've tried nothing and are all out of ideas
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Alaw @agendareveal.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This said, as much as I like this policy, I hate the name KiwiMart. 😒
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Alaw @agendareveal.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
So glad that the Greens have taken up my long-held belief that we should nationalise Pak'n'Save. A genuinely transformative policy that would do nothing except make living in Aotearoa better for literally everyone.
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Philip K Girldick🔜2027 @mythros.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
he can't even answer the question of why they're doing poorly because the answer is 'me, chris hipkins'!
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Ross @rossthesedays.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP Big Keith you'd have loved this
Headline "SENIOR LABOUR FIGURES TELL KIER STARMER TO STOP MAKING MISTAKES"
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Alaw @agendareveal.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Phun with Photoshop. Made a little postcard for the cool Bank of Georgia building inspired by some old postcards I saw on pinterest
Stylized depiction of the Bank of Georgia building in Tbilisi, with the word 'TBILISI' written in bold, red letters underneath.
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Alaw @agendareveal.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Incredible.
Headline from Stuff.co.nz: "Luxon calls Winston's remarks "racist" (but still backs him as foreign minister)"
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Odyssey Damon screaming lashed to the boat at the "AAAAAHHHHH! YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!" singing old cowboy in the sky hollers at him
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Hepatitis 5G @hep5g.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
You can't sue an MP if they're speaking in Parliament. If we had true trans allies there, they'd be using their position to draw attention to JK's bigoted behaviour, frankly.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 12/07/2026
Amnesty International put out a major report documenting the influence of UK based anti trans gender critical organizations and their funding. Within hours, GC groups threatened defamation lawsuits and Amnesty was forced to pull it down. Proving the point they're anti rights. Anyways, here it is.
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Alaw @agendareveal.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
It's mad that @neverpo.st didn't reach out to @trangirlismo.bsky.social for their Twingo/online car culture story in their new episode www.neverpo.st/the-happiest...
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🆕 Never Post! The Happiest Car On The Internet
Georgia talks with automotive journalist Rory Carroll about the memetic rise of the Renault Twingo, its debut on the racing game Gran Turismo, and what the popularity of this dorky car says about onli...
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Alaw @agendareveal.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Honestly I think it's wild that that guy wasn't immediately ruled out of the race for having a fucking nazi tattoo. Is the US so starved for political candidates that you need to go straight to the bottom of the barrel?
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James Brady @james.fail · 12/01/2025
Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law remains the best for many reasons, but especially for giving us this clip
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Alaw @agendareveal.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Crazy that the Wellington job market is so bad that one of the most sensible options for us if my wife gets made redundant is to just move to another country
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Alaw @agendareveal.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
hey look, it's every new zealand government
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Alaw @agendareveal.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
*evangelical voice* Paul's not dead he is surely alive
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
WHO of these two will lead the Labour party into the future??
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Mark Grimshaw @markgrimshawtism.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
At this point, I genuinely believe the entire public is being actively gaslit by both the media, and Esther Ghey herself, into forgetting that Brianna Ghey was murdered, by people she knew from school, in real life, who were partly influenced by transphobia, fuelled by the media and politicians.
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Alaw @agendareveal.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Deleting the windows partition on my only computer. Hope I don't live to regret this.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 29/05/2026
Ahh no wait sorry let me fix that
Don’t, be evil! In the google font
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Alaw @agendareveal.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
😬😬😬 boxd.it/erVm4t
boxd.it
A ★½ review of Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu (2026)
Watched this in an alarmingly empty theatre on opening night and... Well it was basically two-three mediocre episodes of The Mandalorian stitched together. Often reaches prequel levels of "none of thi...
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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
A Labour party that's done nothing to rebut "Labour spent too much" narrative over the last three years heading into an election with an uncosted policy. Just admit you don't want to fucking win lads, just admit you'd rather National do the reforms so you can manage them!
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Not only is the public sector better equipped to deliver services at scale the private sector has a vested interest in not providing quality services
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Alaw @agendareveal.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I am going to need @killjamesbond.bsky.social to cover 'Sugar and Spice' for heist season www.youtube.com/watch?v=49Os... A group of cheerleaders are inspired to rob a bank after watching Keanu Reeves in 'Point Break'... c'mooooon
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Sugar & Spice (2001) ORIGINAL TRAILER
YouTube video by Unseen Trailers
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Alaw @agendareveal.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Customer asked if we had a book in the shop today (we didn't) and when I googled it, the first result was a YouTube video with the title "The most racist book ever written?"
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Alaw @agendareveal.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
In case you forgot: www.youtube.com/watch?v=otjl...
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8 Ways Eurovision is Rigged for Israel
YouTube video by verilybitchie
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Alaw @agendareveal.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Hosting my second annual Pseudovision Song contest tonight, a build-your-own Eurovision party that doesn't involve actually watching or supporting the EBU. You should also consider not watching Eurovision this year, for obvious reasons.
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kyle @kyledchurch.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
cognitive equivalent of finding a piece of glass in my meal, reading that
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Alaw @agendareveal.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Oof
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
SICKOS
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/05/2026
important thing to note here is dr oz cites a current american replacement rate of 1.5, which is not true. the american replacement level in 2025 was 1.79. interestingly, the white replacement rate is in fact at 1.5 though
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Alaw @agendareveal.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Incredible that For All Mankind started as a show set in the 60s about the space race and the latest episode has a group of teenagers doing a flash mob to 'Starships' by Nicki Minaj
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
ok but consider this
Still from Sabrina Carpenter's 'Manchild' video of her firing an AK-47 out of the back of a van behind the text,
THIS FILM IS DEDICATED TO THE BRAVE MUJAHIDEEN FIGHTERS OF AFGHANISTAN
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lucy rowan holmes @absobloodylucy.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
look all i’m saying is i’ve never seen them in the same room at the same time, this is wonder woman and diana prince all over again
abigail thorn of philosophy tubeG2 in inspector gadget 2
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Alaw @agendareveal.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Me watching Jet Lag: The Game
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Alaw @agendareveal.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Oh the relief I felt when @begaysolvecrimes.bsky.social said they'll cover the first Inspector Gadget film at the end of the latest episode. It needs to be studied!
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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I did note that of the parties of the previous govt and the current govt parties, the only leadership change since 2023 is Chlöe Swarbrick. That means it's almost an identical offer to voters of leaders.
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Alaw @agendareveal.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Very funny that the project files in Maxon Autograph are ".agp"
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Alaw @agendareveal.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
The NZ international comedy fest website is very advanced. Not only can I add shows to a shortlist which can't actually be viewed anywhere on the site, but I can also share the acts I'm interested to Google+!
A screenshot from the NZ international comedy festival website that includes links to share a show on Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.
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