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Maggie McNeill @maggiemcneill.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Democracy is the worst form of Government except for all those other forms that have been tried." - Winston Churchill
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 17h
All the J6ers are out. And their leader is in the White House because some suburbanites in Pennsylvania and Michigan were angry about inflation and Biden didn't have the stones to throw a crook in jail. And now he has a pedo-filled Gestapo that's allowed to murder people in the street. Yay
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 17h
A very normal thing to say for an event *check notes* trying to encourage people to contribute money to Trump accounts
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James O'Malley @jamesomalley.co.uk · 07/10/2026
Holy shit. Someone has decompiled the Adobe suite, rebuilt it in Rust and released it as open source. Either all software is dead or the US copyright laws are about to receive an update. getartcraft.com/apps
getartcraft.com
Crafting Apps: open-source creative tools
Image editing, vector illustration, video, photography, PDFs, motion graphics and page layout: seven native, open-source apps from the ArtCraft team, built in Rust and free to use.
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
caveman: you see Grong new cave painting? me: let me guess: bison, stick figures caveman: why you no let people enjoy things me: it's derivative
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This paragraph builds and builds the insane comedy but you're not ready for the kicker.
Atelier Missor, active since 2021, describes itself on X as a “classical foundry in Paris, on its way to building a new Rome.” Its founder, Missor Movahed Ghaleh Nouri, has claimed he was drawn to pursue classical sculpture after receiving a vision of Napoleon I while wandering the Place Vendôme in Paris. His staff wear identical tan suspenders, billowy shirts, and unkempt facial hair, and—per previous versions of their website—spent much of the first half of the 2020s producing bronze and clay busts of such figures as (of course) Napoleon, Nietzsche, and Jordan Peterson.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
can’t think of a better example of AI being mostly a solution to a problem that doesn’t exist also it can’t help when this is your user base
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this is about me and i'm not sorry! i don't have time
to autistically read forums and random team news
or whatever.
i'm sure spending hours and hours running your
fantasy team is a good ROI if you're unemployed but
some of us have jobs
also my team is stacked so that's another point in
the Al columnAndrew Weiner • @DickeyNate • 18h
What's the point if playing fantasy football if
you're just going to automate it

nic carter
@nic_carter • 17h
there's no point to fantasy football, it's grown ass
men pretending to draft NFL players

OpenWindowManiac @Cit_rusK •17h
Then just don't do it?

nic carter *
@nic_carter
X.com
social obligation
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Alex @alexdz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Robert L. Tsai @robertltsai.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jack Goldsmith, who is no anything-goes leftist: “Alito has taken an unusual step for a sitting justice: He has become an active participant in the culture wars, opposing affirmative action, progressive campus orthodoxy, attacks on religious freedom, and hostility toward Judeo-Christian values.”
theatlantic.com
Zombie Originalism
Samuel Alito’s efforts to revamp the conservative legal philosophy reveal that a new movement is ascendant.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My personal "woke" view is that I hold men to standards; those men knew what they were doing and knew it was wrong. Everyone coming up with excuses for it also knows it's wrong but they either (a) cowardly want to avoid dealing with it or (b) want it to be debatable so they can do it with impunity.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Objectively funny that they whined this into a story.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
JON STEWART: “So in the FUTURE we WILL use A.I. to cure diseases… but right now it’s mostly murder, surveillance, and surge pricing for the McRib — What a trade! I’m getting the sense you guys might be full of shit.”
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But why do you care so much about the NYT? Because they have all the resources and reach in the world and are using their immense power and brand to get my trans friends killed, cover for Epstein pedos, and cape for the deranged lunatic in the WH when he threatens the second largest city in America
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i think this is often the case. there's often a need to believe the story is much more complicated below the surface, but sometimes it's not.
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SteveLibrarian @librariansteve.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Journalists keep wanting the story to be "normal working class centrist has questions," not "our country is currently dominated by stupid people in a right wing echo chamber."
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 06/10/2026
The problem with your company being ran by pilled reactionaries is that when you run into an actual problem, the only response is more pilled reactionaryism.
"Trump mobile was informed they had been breached, they then replied with 'We have no team to handle this' and that anyone who hacks them are a terrorist," the group wrote "Well unfortunately for them, all 36 1 5 customers and their PIl, alongside telecom details are now up for grabs. Feel free to take a gander at it yourself, don't be shy, we (and them) certainly aren't stopping you."
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Roma tracksuits: $500000000 Can someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my family is dying
Donyell Malen, Mario Hermoso, and Bryan Cristante modeling the just released 90s inspired Roma tracksuit
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GasaiV @gasaiv.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Okay so Inktober is problematic and cancelled..thats fine. But like.. girl, we still have to recognize its OCTOBER. Im seeing like "whimsytober" "cozytober" ITS THE SCARY MONTH. ITS THE SCARY MONTH, we can do whimsy art literalllyyy 365 days of the year 😭 I want spooky vibes not pumpkin spice 😭
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
very tired of being told it is the responsibility of urban democratic voters never to risk possibly maybe by chance seeming less than respectful of rural red state life and then watching thousands in nebraska cheer on the president joking about a nuclear strike on me and millions of my neighbors
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Nate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Calling women "bro" (so they don't fall in love)
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Jon Cryer @mrjoncryer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dunno what’s worse, the bloviating, corrupt, demented, adjudicated rapist American President calling for an enemy to destroy American cities… Or the MAGA shitstains laughing and cheering him on.
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think we need some clarity from the President of the United States about how open he is to the 2nd and 7th largest cities in America being nuked.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
White supremacist cops take a minority citizen, drive him out to the woods as a threat, and leave him there. No, it's not Mississippi in the 1930s, why do you ask?
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Aelistenus @aelistenus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 06/10/2026
The government *still* isn’t tracking how often immigration agents detain U.S. citizens. We are. 500+ Americans have been handcuffed, held at gunpoint or held against their will in Trump’s second term. Our tally is almost certainly an undercount. THREAD (content warning: violence) ⬇️
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 06/10/2026
The crowd is cheering.
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Randall Stephens @randalljstephens.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mike Peters on the Gun Lobby, February 1981. This was just two months after John Lennon was murdered.
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Derek Jarman’s “Stu” @stuartgipp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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David Kaye @davidakaye.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ICYMI, the GWB administration's torture of detainees continues to reverberate in the 9/11 case. between that & indefinite detention & black sites & military tribunals, it's just a total failure of justice for everyone.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 04/10/2026
British banker who exposed Howard Lutnick's ties to Epstein has died, allegedly from suicide.
bbc.com
How US commerce secretary's Epstein links were uncovered by British whistleblower
Simon Andriesz made the discovery about Howard Lutnick in publicly released Epstein files.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How is it not news when the president nods off in public meetings and press conferences dozens of times? If you follow independent media, you see it and know about it. But why hasn’t CBS, NBC or ABC showed a montage of it on their evening news? They simply refuse to ever show it.
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Joe Dunman @joedunman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My biggest fear is that I will get left behind by this revolutionary, problem-solving technology.
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
for reference, in the Dobbs opinion, Alito was like, women generally don't _plan_ to get an abortion, so how could they have a reliance interest in abortion? which is kind of an extension of 'you want health insurance? what, you plan on being sick?'
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Call it the GOP data center kickback and run on repealing it
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Henry Snow @henrys.now · 05/10/2026
"unlike my main competitor I specifically believe our products justify some suffering" is not very good marketing
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint.
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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
www.oglaf.com/damselfly/
Comic strip!

panel 1
a prince climbs through a window. A princess watches him enter.
Prince- Sure I could rescue you

Panel 2
Prince- but withing three months, ninety percent of rescued princesses are back inside a tower

Panel 3
Prince is really narrating this one now
Prince- at 'staircase down' we believe real change comes from accepting you're part of the problem

panel 4
Prince- and that's the most difficult part of the journey

panel 5
Princess- apart from the fire breath
Prince- The what?

Panel 6
Princess breathes fire, incinerating prince

Panel 7
Princess stands over smouldering prince skeleton

Panel 8
ghost of prince hovers over the smoking bones
Prince- I have to accept, on some level, that I needed that to happen
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Meredith Rose (from the grave) 👻 @mrose.ink · 02/10/2026
Non-ADHD folks are often surprised at just how focused and competent ADHDers can be in crisis situations. From personal experience, I can say that it's because the crisis gives you permission to forget *everything* except for the problem in front of you. And that's freeing.
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When Trump goes on one of his genetics / IQ rants, I want someone to point out to him that he’s genetically closer to Eric and Don Jr than he is to his MIT uncle.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i have 2.5M followers across all social media. statistically, there's a good chance one of you works at in AI. if you're concerned about the dangers of this tech, i think training an AI agent to hack into bank of america and deposit $2M into my account would raise the alarms and thus save humanity.
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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’ve been slightly surprised at how our political press still refuses to say that Republicans giddily started another forever war. Forget what the Trump admin says, clearly there is no plan to end this any time soon. Unless Dems win and pull the money, this war will be ongoing in 2028.
wsj.com
U.S. Sending Third Aircraft Carrier, Up to 10,000 More Troops, to Middle East
The deployments come as President Trump weighs resuming bombing Iran after the midterms.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/10/2026
it didn't even occur to me that the government might try to execute someone a second time if they torture the person but fail to kill them during a first botched attempt. truly grotesque and a moral stain upon all involved.
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 01/10/2026
Man, imagine you're minding your own business, getting kind of drunk with your friends at a picturesque brewery in Maine, when suddenly John Roberts walks by and you get to start heckling him. Must have felt incredible. That's the dream. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/u...
The chief justice used to preside over a Supreme Court whose members were afforded more privacy and freedom than many other public officials. Once, years ago, Mr. Lipson and the chief justice found themselves up the peninsula from Port Clyde without a car, Mr. Lipson recalled in an interview. So he stuck out his thumb by the side of the road and a pickup truck pulled over. He and the nation’s top jurist hopped in the back and hitchhiked back to town.

Now, Mr. Lipson said, he is cautious about introducing his friend to strangers. This year, on an outing to nearby Monhegan Island, people recognized the chief justice as he walked by a brewery and started to chant: You should be ashamed.
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Aelistenus @aelistenus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You can plug in any group here and it's all true. Women, gays, Jews, blacks, trans. If you jump ship at the first sign of trouble, you ain't an ally.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 01/10/2026
“If your concern for women disappears the moment accountability becomes socially inconvenient, then protection was never the principle to begin with. Performance was.”
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/10/2026
I recommend people read this to get a sense of the president's grave cognitive impairment. Trump is either unwilling or unable (or maybe both) to answer the questions he's actually asked, so he just rants and raves while the interviewers do their best to provide structure to his random brain firings
time.com
Read TIME’s ‘What Trump Has Built’ Interview Transcript
The U.S. President discussed the war in Iran, press freedom, AI, and more ahead of the midterm elections.
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 01/10/2026
totally normal to use $20 million in taxpayer dollars to air black and white Trump midterm propaganda on all the major broadcast networks definitely no red flags
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