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Possibly too dedicated to drinking coffee to remember to post. Writer, photographer, reader, printmaker, blogger, foodie, insomniac, professional teeth-gnasher. Legal-themed day job.

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
first day in prison i go up to the biggest guy and tell him about the buddha
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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Alexander Chee @alexanderchee.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
This will sound weird but love yourself enough to write your own term papers.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 05/10/2026
This is your occasional reminder that generative "AI" in particular could have been developed on public domain materials and/or licensed and compensated works but the major players intentionally, methodically and systemically chose to steal labor from working creative folks instead
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Sarah Følina | clikkiesky goes to ØH @subtlefire.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
LRS: I can't believe I didn't put it together until now. we're not getting "left behind" in any professional or creative sense. we're going to miss the AI rapture and suffer the tribulation of... whatever they think people still capable of doing things themselves will suffer
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 29/09/2026
"Can a rapist’s prose elicit remorse for sexual assault? What word count best equates to appropriate jail time? In this class, we will dissect what empathy and accountability might look like so undergrads may successfully mimic them on paper in pursuit of avoiding just punishment." buff.ly/5na4oMY
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Announcing Cornell University’s Newest Writing Course: Rape Essays 101
“Can a rapist’s prose effectively elicit remorse for sexual assault? What word count best equates to appropriate jail time? In this class, we will dissect wh...
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 27/09/2026
“Most LLMs (including those from OpenAI) are built on millions of scraped webpages and other large text datasets, and almost none of this content has been obtained with its owners’ knowledge or consent.” This is how tech executives talk when no one thinks they’re listening.
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AI exec: We may have pulled off “the largest theft of labor in human history.”
Documents from our lawsuit reveal how tech leaders talk when they think no one is listening.
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 26/09/2026
Genuinely, half of me thinks the main area of AI experimentation going on right now is in how fully the concept of an "ai agent" can legally indemnify its operators
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I wrote about the regrets of a Trump supporter whose fiancée was abducted by ICE, the ways these stories reinforce the exact spirit of supremacist exceptionalism that caused them in the first place, and the better, more honest, stories we might tell instead. www.the-reframe.com/this-is-us/
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This is Us
Moving from "I'm one of the Good Ones" to actually becoming good.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 19/09/2026
When someone claims that a mistake just happens in the system, and it's always the same kind of mistake, and it always benefits the person who set up the system... It's not a mistake. It's happening on purpose.
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ACLU @aclu.org · 14/09/2026
There’s no better time to make sure you and your friends have a plan to vote in the midterm election. 🗳️
Graphic with a design that has a close up image of a ballot box. The graphic reads "There are 50 days until election day!" The number 50 is inside the ballot bubbles.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 10/09/2026
Always lay your baby down to sleep on their back in a product designed for safe sleep.
A baby sitting in a catapult in a suburban backyard. The baby seems surprised to be there. The text reads: Is this a safe sleep environment for your baby? No! This is a catapult! Put your baby to sleep flat on their back in a crib, bassinet, play yard, bedside sleeper or other product designed for safe sleep. If your baby falls asleep in a car seat or other product not designed for sleep, move them to a safe sleep space.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 24/08/2026
Sometimes society at large rejects certain ideas because they’ve been thoroughly shown to be wrong and also because they suck and the people who espouse them suck and when someone comes around arguing those ideas should be part of some edgy modern debate we can and should shun them and move on.
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Leo: Today’s the day, Leo! Start a mutiny upon the USS Abraham Lincoln.
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The idea that we need “intellectual diversity” in academia conflicts with the idea that the goal of some fields should be to learn actual truths. We don’t need to hire young earth creationists in geology departments, because the field has taught us young earth creationism is false.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/08/2026
these people really want to make "racist" akin to a slur rather than what it is, a straightforward label for a set of beliefs and views. if you don't like the label because you, correctly, associate it with degenerate chuds, then get better beliefs
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
What's your favorite smell? 1. fresh baked bread 2. cozy old bookstore 3. forest in the rain 4. coffee & a functioning democracy
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
The billionaire who’s hunting me for sport is mad because I’m not even trying. I’m running in slow motion making Chariots of Fire noises
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 15/08/2026
If you're headed to the pool with your kids this weekend, put away all distractions.
A girl swimming with a dolphin, a manta ray, and a sea turtle in a pool. The text reads: Your kid broke the animals out of the aquarium again. You didn't know, because you were distracted on your phone. Put your phone away and watch your kids closely at the pool.
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Lauren Thoman @laurenthomanwrites.com · 15/08/2026
I’m so tired of genAI apologists telling me I only hate it because I don’t understand it. I hate it *because* I understand it, you absolute toenail.
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Tim Dickinson @timdickinson.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
we're at the "they're arming unaccountable masked men with electric torture gloves" stage of fascism
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 03/08/2026
That said, let us take a moment to thank our Bluesky Trans and Furry Elders for freaking out Jack Dorsey so much he bolted and left us this nice social media playground, taking most of his crypto chuds with him. We thank you for your service.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
can we sometimes be asking "what qualifies this guy to speak on this subject?" or has that ship sailed
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 29/07/2026
With Ross Douthat moving to "60 Minutes," it looks like the Times is in the market for a new dipshit. Here's an all-timer from our archives to help ring the bell.
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In Order to Keep Our Editorial Page Completely Balanced, We Are Hiring More Dipshits
By the end of the year, we aim to have 200 percent more dipshits writing columns for us. As long as you are a Ben Shapiro knockoff who can string together th...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/07/2026
Woman Who Doesn’t Use Facebook Completely Out Of Touch With Friends’ Prejudices theonion.com/woman-who-doesn-t-use-…
Woman Who Doesn’t Use Facebook Completely Out Of Touch With Friends’ Prejudices
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Yes, the Problems are bad, but this is no time for radical things like Solutions
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
What's your favorite color? 1. fox in the snow 2. rain on a café window 3. cozy used bookstore 4. starlight through the trees
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Is nothing sacred anymore?
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The War on Cars @thewaroncars.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Nobody disputes that having access to a car in a car-dominated society is good. It gives one access to jobs, healthcare, food, education, social opportunities and more. All we're asking is for people to go one step deeper and ask why access to such basic rights requires buying and operating a car.
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Sean Marshall @seanyyz.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Why I’m a fan of the Oxford comma.
TORONTO STAR
BOOK REVIEW
Sylvia Plath, a New York vigilante and Shah of Iran featured in latest historical fiction
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham’s death raises new questions about Joe Biden’s health.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
counterpoint: the dead should make it harder for me to speak ill of them
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences
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Rabih Alameddine @rabihalameddine.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Drawings of the Moon by Galileo Galilei, 1610
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 12/06/2026
so it turns out the leftists were right, but here's how they were right in the wrong way
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/07/2026
yeah with a ouija board
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Mitch McConnell's possible death raises new questions about Joe Biden's health.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 06/07/2026
You know you have a great political system when you get one “is that congressman alive” scandal per month
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Mat Johnson @matjohnson.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This Is Just To Say I told you so about that thing you disagreed with me about of which irrefutable proof has now emerged Forgive me it is too delicious too sweet not to remind you that you were wrong
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/07/2026
let this be a lesson to deal with your feelings of gender anxiety and masculine inadequacy with a hobby or therapy or something and not a high stakes senate election
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 07/07/2026
Having a dead guy in the senate feels like a metaphor for the whole institution
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 03/07/2026
underappreciated that the racist and lawless position adopted by 4 justices in the birthright citizenship case a few days ago was considered and rejected by justices in *1898* who were like oh woof that's too racist and lawless even for us ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/birth...
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The Supreme Court’s Big Birthright Citizenship Decision Is the Absolute Bare Minimum
The justices had a simple task in Trump v. Barbara: uphold their oaths. Only five were willing to do so.
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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Being constantly outraged should burn more calories
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 30/06/2026
holy shit birthright citizenship is out, and the Court did do wtf it was supposed to do, but it was outrageously, unconscionably close 5-4? 5-4 to uphold BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP? this is galling honestly www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 29/06/2026
Every year, people are betrayed by their optimism. "Fireworks have exploded in other people's hands, but surely they will not explode in mine. My hands are different."
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 30/06/2026
There are almost as many SCOTUS justices as there were total trans athletes in NCAA sports the year before they were banned. If you think the trans athlete issue was about sports fairness, I have a bridge to sell you.
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This is a reminder that some schools have already begun closing girls’ athletics teams because the requirement to verify gender was too onerous. Even just a form signed by a parent confirming their child’s gender identity is a barrier beyond what boys are required to do to play sports.
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