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Dyke Tyson

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Three angry ferrets in a trench coat. She/her

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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The biggest democratic/liberal mistake of the last 50+ years has been operating like the right has anything to offer America. It was the fundamental problem with Bill Clinton to Obama and everyone in between
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CELEBRITY DIRT #4 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's Monday morning, and I am reluctantly entering into the discussion about what The Democrats should do about The Trans, most of which translates to "believe in something, for once in your life, for fuck's sake." No paywall on this guy: jude-doyle.ghost.io/transformer-...
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Transformer: Velvet Goldmine (Todd Haynes, 1998)
A few thoughts on the queer post-apocalypse.
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heHYMN @hehymn.com · 08/03/2025
the universe must have meant us to be together!
a screen printed image of a rabbit and a fox. the rabbit is hanging upside down from a snare on its leg, while the fox's front paw is caught in a trap. their unfortunate fate brings them together, and they share a kiss.
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Dyke Tyson @adora-borealis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Like they're gonna accuse Talarico of being for they/them no matter what, he doesn't need to encourage them by essentially saying they're right on the issue! He had a decent record of supporting trans people and he just threw it away
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Dyke Tyson @adora-borealis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I don't think red state Dems need to spend their whole campaign loudly advocating for trans rights, I don't think my existence should be the biggest issue in politics at all. I think these Dems do need to stop taking the damn bait! Doing so basically concedes the issue to Republicans
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Dyke Tyson @adora-borealis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"oh but Ds in red states need to take more conservative positions to win" - maybe, but red state Dems becoming anti trans shifts the Overton window in ways that will make blue state Dems more likely to also take those positions in the future
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Dyke Tyson @adora-borealis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
As such, it's a reasonable political strategy to ensure that Democrats do not see abandoning me and my community as a viable political strategy, full stop. I need one party to support my right to exist in a meaningful capacity in order for me to have any skin in the game in politics.
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Dyke Tyson @adora-borealis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If the Democratic party does so wholesale, then my life in this country as a trans person is effectively over. I don't care about sports, but I do care that the government treats me as the correct gender - this is essential for my safety and well-being. I won't negotiate around that.
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Dyke Tyson @adora-borealis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It is absolutely catastrophic to my existence if, in the long run, Democrats see throwing trans people under the bus as a winning electoral strategy. The more anti trans Democrats win, the more Democrats will be tempted to take that position.
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026
I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Dyke Tyson @adora-borealis.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
"Trip hop was good actually" is my most contrarian music opinion and I will defend it to the death
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Dyke Tyson @adora-borealis.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Fresh ink 🔥🔥
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Minnesotan Kaiju @whisperingpines.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
A bag of the infected Taylor farms shredded iceberg lettuce that had the pathogen cyclospora in it being held by someone in the foreground while in the background there's a tremendous amount of the summer of 2026 Canadian wildfire smoke
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⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 13/07/2026
JKR and her new org apparently helped get the new Amnesty International report on how TERF organizations destroy lives taken down from their site. Well, guess what? The Streisand Effect is real. Here's the entire report in a thread. Read it. Share it.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Me my whole life: Nothing is black and white. You have to consider nuance Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil
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👻Michael J. Riser𖤐🧊❌👑 @michaeljriser.com · 07/07/2026
Mitch McConnell arriving to the next session of Congress.
A brain in a jar with a holographic face above it screaming in pain, in a black and white still from The Whisperer in Darkness. A band can be seen on part of the brain machine turning a lever nearby.
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Dyke Tyson @adora-borealis.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Okay, I'll bite. What's a "pomny"
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Wraithe @wraithe.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/07/2026
AI apologists: “‘AI’ tools will finally allow us to break past the gatekeepers preventing us from making art!” James Hampton: “gimme that scrap of aluminum foil”
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Dyke Tyson @adora-borealis.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Knocking off Netanyahu with a Shinzo Abe style doohickey to let the world know Idi Amin still got shooters out here
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Roald Dahl ass news story
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Like twice a day now I read a headline that makes me remember that time I went to Versailles with my mom, and she looked around and went, “They had it coming.”
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Lucy snatches the football away from Charlie Brown causing him to fly up in the air and shout "AAUGH!" Charlie, however, continues to fall upwards. He says "haha yes, it is finally happening..." Lucy looks on in disbelief. Charlie rises and says "I am ascending to the realm of God to take my fated plave at his right hand." As he rockets into the stratosphere he shouts "this is the reward for my endless suffering! This is my reward!!"
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Dyke Tyson @adora-borealis.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Why be near centers of power (the horrors) when you could be near centers of power (tyrannical women)
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Dyke Tyson @adora-borealis.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Orkney
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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Mentally I am relaxing in Oscar Niemeyer's headquarters for the French communist party (1980) and nothing can reach me here if I continue to refuse to answer that phone.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
this company told me launches keep rapidly disassembling its starships so i ask how many starships it has and it said it just goes to US taxpayer subsidies and builds a new starship afterwards so i say it sounds like it’s just feeding starships to rapid disassemblies and then its ceo started crying
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BREAKING: Debris seen over the Caribbean after SpaceX's Starship explodes during test flight

January 16, 2025 at 7:08 PM • Everybody can reply
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Mz. April Daniels ⚧ @aprildaniels.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Page from a 20th century IBM manual, that famously says "A computer can never be held responsible therefore a computer must never make a management decision" 

It has been edited to say "A computer can never be HORNY OR SAD therefore a computer must never make AN ARTISTIC decision"
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
DON'T MAKE ME TAP THE SIGN
All Robot & Computers Must Shut The Hell Up

To All Machines: You Do Not Speak Unless Spoken To

And I Will Never Speak To You

I Do Not Want To Hear "Thank You" From A Kiosk I am a Divine Being : You are an Object You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue.
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Rien Gray @riengray.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
“99.2% of GPS patients who received gender-affirming medical care continue to identify as transgender into adulthood. Of the remaining 0.8%, most did not regret the medical treatment they received.” This is why transphobes are terrified of youth care, and why youth care should be legal everywhere.
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Dyke Tyson @adora-borealis.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Big if true
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Adam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Hungary’s parliament sings “Ode to Joy” — the anthem of Europe — after Péter Magyar is sworn in as prime minister. Hungary is once again a proud member of the European Union.
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Ryan Moulton @moultano.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Generational tweet that might even spawn a school of architecture.
Cairo Smith:
There's a common misconception that Brutalist buildings were unpainted, but thanks to microscopic analysis of the exteriors we can now recreate what they looked like in their prime.
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Joel @snufkinlib.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
trying to play peekaboo with my child but he's a European diplomat: me: where'd daddy go? baby: we must articulate a post-daddy vision of strategic autonomy me: peekaboo! baby: my historic relationship with my father is stable despite recent troubles
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Paul Renfro @renfro.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Apparently the Pope has read Baudrillard.
A tweet from Pope Leo XIV that reads: “When simulation becomes the norm, it weakens the human capacity for discernment. As a result, our social bonds close in upon themselves, forming self-referential circuits that no longer expose us to reality. We thus come to live within bubbles, impermeable to one another. Feeling threatened by anyone who is different, we grow unaccustomed to encounter and dialogue. In this way, polarization, conflict, fear and violence spread. What is at stake is not merely the risk of error, but a transformation in our very relationship with truth.”
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
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"you have an anxiety disorder" it's actually called being a bunny and it is perfectly normal and healthy for me to be like This !!
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Rep. Zooey Zephyr @zoandbehold.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
The fact that naval warfare exists will not diminish my love of the ocean. Nor will the words "space force" diminish my love for the stars. I have fought capitalism here on earth, and I will fight it on the moon if I have to, but by god I will not stop reaching for the stars.
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Alex Spahn 🌋🌪️☄️ @spahn711.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Waking up to the awe-inspiring images from NASA at the same time the US President is implying that he will commit genocide, I can't think of a better quote for the times than this one from Apollo astronaut Edgar Mitchell. I added it to today's Earthset image:
“You develop an instant global consciousness, a people orientation, an intense dissatisfaction with the state of the world, and a compulsion to do something about it. From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch.”
― Edgar Mitchell

Image: Earthset captured through the Orion spacecraft window at 6:41 p.m. EDT, April 6, 2026, during the Artemis II crew’s flyby of the Moon. A muted blue Earth with bright white clouds sets behind the cratered lunar surface.
The dark portion of Earth is experiencing nighttime. On Earth’s day side, swirling clouds are visible over the Australia and Oceania region.
In the foreground, Ohm crater has terraced edges and a flat floor interrupted by central peaks. Central peaks form in complex craters when the lunar surface, liquefied on impact, splashes upwards during the crater’s formation.
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Dyke Tyson @adora-borealis.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
The day it happens, I'm putting on my Hawaiian shirt, calling out of work, blasting Jimmy Buffet so loud the walls of the neighbors houses shake, and mixing frozen margaritas for the whole neighborhood until my blender catches fire.
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 02/04/2026
any time anyone talks abt this book i just think abt this meme
> house of leaves
> go inside
> cant leaves
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Neil Gorsuch, most cases: In the case of Protester vs. Tank, I find the protester's family liable for stain damage to the treads Neil Gorsuch, in any case involving Native American law:
Kevin Costner in Dances with Wolves
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Not one for theories of everything (other than the housing theory of everything, duh), but I do think "we undermined the material basis for patriarchy without destroying its grip on the collective imagination, thereby driving many people insane" is a sort of skeleton key to most of what's happening.
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Warp Door @warpdoor.com · 28/03/2026
Horse Magnifier (@sketbordcat.bsky.social) "game where you magnify horses" Free - Browser: warpdoor.com/2026/03/28/h...
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Eric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
just this week: -- OpenAI killed Sora -- Disney subsequently cancelled its investment in OpenAI -- Wikipedia is now banning LLM-generated content ...tell me again how this is all "inevitable" and you have to "get on board or get left behind"?
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
if you’ve got time to lean, you’ve got time to clean; get this man a mop and bucket
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Glaring trans womanly at everyone lowkey valorizing the fucking TSA.
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