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HORSELYTHIGHS

@horselythighs.bsky.social
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HORSELYTHIGHS @horselythighs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*extremely Lana del Rey voice* my pussy tastes like Pensacola
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HORSELYTHIGHS @horselythighs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🎶 Zatarain's, Zatarain's, ooo la la 🎶
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HORSELYTHIGHS @horselythighs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Give me your mini frozen quiches or you will pay
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HORSELYTHIGHS @horselythighs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pot liquor?! I hardly know 'or!
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HORSELYTHIGHS @horselythighs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I taught a screenprinting workshop yesterday, but it looks like we're doing A Ritual 🤣
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HORSELYTHIGHS @horselythighs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A gen-z podcast where they review earlier episodes of This American Life
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HORSELYTHIGHS @horselythighs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Faux pas tofu
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HORSELYTHIGHS @horselythighs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Clamato granita
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HORSELYTHIGHS @horselythighs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Red bottom Uggs
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HORSELYTHIGHS @horselythighs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Why did Dracula get sent to the principal's office? For bat behavior
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HORSELYTHIGHS @horselythighs.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Chili without beans is unholy
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HORSELYTHIGHS @horselythighs.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Ants on a log but subtitute anchovie paste for the pnutbuter and capers for the raisins
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HORSELYTHIGHS @horselythighs.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I'm "I can use social media on my phone but anything major I need to do on a laptop" years old
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HORSELYTHIGHS @horselythighs.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Pickled rice
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HORSELYTHIGHS @horselythighs.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Buffalo chicken cheerios
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HORSELYTHIGHS @horselythighs.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
www.npr.org/2026/07/12/n... Just in case you weren't aware!!!
npr.org
What to know about the cyclosporiasis outbreak hitting more than half of U.S. states
A surge of cases of the intestinal illness that causes diarrhea and nausea has been detected in 31 states, according to federal health authorities, but the source is still under investigation.
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HORSELYTHIGHS @horselythighs.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
More like Lindsey Damned (to hell)
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HORSELYTHIGHS @horselythighs.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Hard ask, but it'd be a blessing to have anyone contribute to me being able to afford a therapy session soon 🙏
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HORSELYTHIGHS @horselythighs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
More like Bitch McDonald
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HORSELYTHIGHS @horselythighs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It feels massively satisfying to know that Ai can't learn to crochet
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HORSELYTHIGHS @horselythighs.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Heat Dome Collapse would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
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HORSELYTHIGHS @horselythighs.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
If anything the couple that climbed the empire state building have triggered two of my biggest fears: free climbing a tall structure, and being proposed to
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HORSELYTHIGHS @horselythighs.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Something feels very "patriotic" about having an extreme heatwave during 4th of July weekend, as a country that has contributed so much to climate change 🥵🇺🇸
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HORSELYTHIGHS @horselythighs.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
can anybody help? someone took over horsely's account and no clue how to report it or what to do
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HORSELYTHIGHS @horselythighs.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Hello to my actual friends......i don't understand why I'm now logged in as this??? Sorry if you're seeing insane reposts 🤦
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HORSELYTHIGHS @horselythighs.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Carbon dated water
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HORSELYTHIGHS @horselythighs.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
@kateneely.bsky.social it's raining for the first time in over a month, I'm ready to go Drew Barrymore Mode
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HORSELYTHIGHS @horselythighs.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
4:20 hail satan
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dracula claus @melipone.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
new meme today
calvin peeing
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HORSELYTHIGHS @horselythighs.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
It's so fucking sad that my favorite musician is dead
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HORSELYTHIGHS @horselythighs.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
What idiot called it a "nepotism baby" and not "a life changing son of money"
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HORSELYTHIGHS @horselythighs.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
4:20 hail satan
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HORSELYTHIGHS @horselythighs.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Sushi smoothie
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HORSELYTHIGHS @horselythighs.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Kibble! For humans
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HORSELYTHIGHS @horselythighs.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
@aanand.style toat
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HORSELYTHIGHS @horselythighs.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Swede potato
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HORSELYTHIGHS @horselythighs.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
4:20 hail satan
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HORSELYTHIGHS @horselythighs.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Experiencing a rare emotion: anger
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HORSELYTHIGHS @horselythighs.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Do you have any regional names for these "weeds"?
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HORSELYTHIGHS @horselythighs.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Potato experiment is going well
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HORSELYTHIGHS @horselythighs.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Drag name: Lúz Stoole
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HORSELYTHIGHS @horselythighs.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
This website is so lame lol
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HORSELYTHIGHS @horselythighs.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Quiet chips
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HORSELYTHIGHS @horselythighs.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Crashing out really hard over losing my one of my most important musicians youtu.be/irPIjJl4ByU?...
youtu.be
Timber Timbre - Demon Host [Official Video]
YouTube video by Full Time Hobby
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HORSELYTHIGHS @horselythighs.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Tooth widening strips
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HORSELYTHIGHS @horselythighs.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
What's an inexpensive but reliable pc laptop? I basically need it for general internet access, word processing and video meetings
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HORSELYTHIGHS @horselythighs.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Met gala? Nope, never met'er
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HORSELYTHIGHS @horselythighs.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Citrus reamer? I hardly know 'er!
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HORSELYTHIGHS @horselythighs.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Internal Monologue of the Spotted Mind
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