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This is what IT is all about! I love how weird and sweet our world can be

Wife wanted a new rake. Took a walk around the neighborhood and lo and behold someone was throwing out a rake back behind the curb.

Picture of two bad guys from the Mass Effect games. On the left is Turian Specter Saren Aurelius with the text Saren below his face. On the right is the Illusive Man with the text dippity below his face as if that was his name but only to make a pun on serendipity

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We saw it advertised to us on youtube the other day and we just.....looked at each other. Like, why now? 50 years after it began and 20 years after it was good...

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Degenerate Geometry @acat.bsky.social · 31/10/2024

Where are the pics of the Hampton Inn???

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If I'd have been an 18-century person with a real raw nerve about local scallywag and bastard, Benjamin Franklin, and if I had lived to see that dumb mother fucker die, I'd have gone down to his grave and said "more like Bonejamin Franklin" and that's the damn truth

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Degenerate Geometry @acat.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

I speak only of the North American Syphlitic Bonejamin Franklin, a woodland-dwelling creature

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Degenerate Geometry @acat.bsky.social · 11/09/2023

That's what Vampraham Lincoln said to Bonejamin Franklinstein as to why he gets more visitors to the Vampraham Lincoln Memorial monument than Bonejamin Franklinstein gets visitors to the Bonejamin Franklinstein Museum of Bonejamin Franklinstein

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Degenerate Geometry @acat.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Bonejamin Franklin is my halloween alter ego that appears sometime near halloween at about 1am and Bonejamin Franklin assaults my wife with horrible monster-themed children's jokes for about 50 minutes and hundreds of "jokes"

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Degenerate Geometry @acat.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Dear god, I woke up at 5am thinking about Bonejamin Franklin again and started telling my sleepy wife about how he lives in a bonehut in the woods made from the bones he himself sheds

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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately

Hello Bone Colleagues,
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans.

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.

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Ya, it's X-files, Fringe, liner notes from TOOL, murakami, kojima, mumbojumbo but it's cool

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My tiktok bro-affiliate dropship name is CingKash (king cash)

Thought I was playing a "new" game when I started Control but that shit is 7 years old!? After 35yo time just kinda breaks down

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I love when old, evil pieces of shit kick the bucket and they rot and rot for eternity in hell. That's my bag.

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Being goated is so easy……..unless you are Ass

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Oh yeah! Jury duty! In miami they brought me in and played The Greatest Showman on dvd at an insane volume and then restarted it every 40 mins so I watched the first 40 mins of The Greatest Showman 9x before I was called

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Degenerate Geometry @acat.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Scarecrows are the Jesuses of corn, the farmers are the romans of corn and the crows are also involved somehow

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My wife said it looks like the top half of an orangutan stuck in the ground

Same pic but with an orangutan head crudely photoshopped over the dog head

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betrothed buckley @realpartyvan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

one of my fave videos of her is when she ate a piece of my jewelry (like the only non pearl thing) and we got this cheapo metal detector to see if it was maybe between the couch cushions and

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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The thing about watching Tremors is it will make you want to watch Tremors 2. And that's okay! It's not as good as the first one but it's a fun enough movie. It might even make you want to watch more Tremors movies! It is critically important that you do not make that mistake.

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I was wondering why I felt hot and miserable then I looked at the outside temperature and it's hot and miserable out there so

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My Californiansense is tingling someone must be going to northern California

We went to Universal Studios in 2016 and as we were getting our tickets they played the Jurassic Park theme and I said "That's Chappie. That's Chappie's theme" and the old ticket lady said "That's my favorite movie" and i said "That's Chappie" and she said "No, that's Jurassic Park"