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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I used to work in a job that put me in the homes and haunts of incredibly wealthy people. Yes, they really are as awful as you imagine.
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dear UK friends, is Pizza Express still going? I thought it was dead? I was just daydreaming about their pizzas.
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I get that SSDs got more expensive because of data centres, but spinning platters too? Oh, you want to store some data? Here’s your mortgage application.
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If AI is going to take most of the jobs, we’re going to tax these corporations to pay for a very generous universal income for everyone, right? RIGHT?!
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Oh great. The far right are winning again in Germany. Seriously considering going full prepper and buying some land in the middle of nowhere.
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
So fed up with humans. We suck.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: in a diner, a waitress looks over her shoulder to watch a TV mounted on the wall. A news reporter is one screen, surrounded with text that reads FOUR DEAD and DEVELOPING STORY. The reporter says, “please be advised— the murderer is still at large.” Panel 2: the reporter continues, “here’s their photo.” He gestures with his pen towards a photo next to him. The photo is a guinea pig wearing a multicolored propeller hat. Panel 3: the waitress watches the TV pensively. Behind her at the diner counter is a guinea pig in a propeller hat, seated before a plate with an entire head of lettuce. This may be the murderer in question but at this stage I’d only be speculating.
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Ah, nostalgia
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Unsettling Monster Smile
Alt: Moderately attractive papermache female head with long, blonde hair.
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
We have a way to turn off this shit if it decides to rewrite or delete everything including us, right? RIGHT?!
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The modern world is a runaway train with a distracting dining car.
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
(Near Toronto) It actually looks darker and yellower in reality. It’s worse further west. Other picture taken a couple of days ago for comparison. #wildfires
Photo showing a dim yellow sky over a car park. Caused by wildfires.Photo showing a bright blue shy over a lake. Trees can be seen to the right.
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
An Englishman, Keanu Reeves and Willem Defoe walk into a bar. That’s it. They sit down and have a pleasant afternoon chatting.
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I can’t hear “Wonderful tonight” without thinking about the horse.
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I’m so fed up with selfish people. I am so not a town person. Cannot wait to get out in the sticks.
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Do you think the optician can see that?
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I deleted all the photos off my phone as it was full. It updated overnight and is full again. There is now no room on my phone for music or photos. Well done Apple.
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Why do we call it volume instead of loudness?
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
If you know, you know. youtube.com/watch?v=iiqk...
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Monkey Magic
YouTube video by 11db11
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Mount Fuji at 300 km/h
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Currently travelling. Can you guess which city I’m in?
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Amazing that we live in a time where makng this video is an extreme act of bravery. Also, the comedic improvisation skills are top notch. youtube.com/shorts/tY9fC...
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Masks are for cowards, Greg. You 5’ tall Nazi #duet #gregbovino #ice #shorty #pathetic #manbaby #sad
YouTube video by Hawk's Podcasts / mdg650hawk
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Found a little bijou hotel in Quebec City on New Year’s Eve.
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Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
These foot stools are reduced in price.. craftysharp.etsy.com/listing/4409...
4 colourful footstools one on top of the other.. green blue turquoise and lime green. All with fabric covered legs
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 30/12/2025
pour one out to an icon www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Spanish woman who found fame for botching fresco restoration dies
Cecilia Giménez's effort to restore the painting Ecce Homo earned the artwork the nickname
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Guys, why do we have 10 minute text conversations with people when we can achieve the same conversation in 1 minute on the telephone? I’m mean, that technology has been around for over a hundred years, right? While we at it, can we ban AI and do something about climate change? Thanks.
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
When I hear the song Brian Wilson by Barenaked Ladies, I always sing Jocky Wilson in my head.
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Neil Young’s Rocking in the free world is absolute trash. Just bloody awful.
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Donny Benet in leather sounds even better! youtube.com/watch?v=pBwq...
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Donny Benét : Back in the Studio - School's Out
YouTube video by Donny Benét
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 28/09/2025
*banjo picking and sporadic musket fire* dearest martha, the horrors of war-torn portland cannot even be described
Yellow roses and city buildings, a classic Portland view from in front of the art museumThe Hawthorne bridge looking downtown, under perfect blue skiesA classic car and old craftsman homes in late summer light on Portland's east sideA woman cycling down a rainbow painted street in front of a condo building on Portland's east side
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
TOP TIPS: Never melt butter with hot water. It smells like tummy ache.
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Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
An excellent #badgeographyjoke map from @atlasmapper shows Europe according to the Irish ☘️ 🤣
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Time to hone my homesteading skills and stockpile some solar kit.
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Legs @diddia.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Anyone fancy a pair of Schindler's List leggings?
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
At what point did we establish 100% whole wheat is a good thing? Maybe it’s bad?
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Unit #3 @futurewah.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Just got a new job, lads. Petard carrier. No idea what I have to do but I’m told I’ll get the opportunity to go places.
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Geoff Green @geoffgreen.org · 08/08/2025
I've seen this on Bluesky and had to try it myself. The image below was the response to the prompt: "Show me a diagram of the US presidents since Herbert Hoover, with their names and years in office under their photos" Bravo, OpenAI, bravo.
A very mistaken list of the last 12 presidents of the United States and their years in office produced by the Ph.D level scholar known as ChatGPT-5. Includes John F. Katwady, president 1991-1968; George W. bush, president 220Z-1999), and Bill Christen, president 1999-2001
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 04/08/2025
call me old fashioned, but I prefer to see humanity get its comeuppance from atomically-mutated animals rather than brain-rotting chatbots and drug-crazed billionaires whipping up algorithmic incel jihads
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 24/07/2025
get a load of this narcissist
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🐦 @bigmoneyhoho.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
What idiot called it pulled pork and not cranked hog?
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Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
In a taxation system that taxes income more than it taxes wealth, nobody must act surprised when the extremely rich get heaps richer by the day.
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Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Thinking about people in films who just magically fly around in the air somehow. I've never watched ET but there's a bit in that where some kids are flying on a bike, I guess ET is doing that? Can ET fly around? Does he do that in the film? The idea of ET flying around is kind of disturbing
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Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
This great map by @pythonmaps can’t decide whether it’s cartography or art. Global shipping lanes displayed using the Spilhaus projection. The map presents the world’s oceans as one continuous body which is obviously crucial for any mariner.
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