Reposted by Absolbikwini atoll @bikwin5.bsky.social · 25/02/2026*applying to a job at grunty industries* application question: do you have experience in the following: screaming at people and hitting them with a big wrench? me: *lying* yes 28550
Reposted by Absolstrawderryst @strawderryst.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Beef just likes to participate 224641
Reposted by Absolstrawderryst @strawderryst.bsky.social · 03/01/2026That's why you don't tell your toddler the secret information 😆 3803149
Reposted by Absolstrawderryst @strawderryst.bsky.social · 01/01/2026How to kiss your tall wife? 5827169
Reposted by AbsolJeff Sharlet @jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 25/01/2026James O'Keefe says he's never seen anything so organized as the anti-ICE movement, observers--he seems to think this term is code--everywhere he goes. Who is paying for it??? he demands to know. It's like he can't even imagine people caring for one another. 2406928928
Reposted by AbsolAaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 21/01/2026🚨HOLY CRAP. An ICE whistleblower just revealed a secret memo authorizing ICE officers to break into homes without a judicial warrant, which DHS's own legal training materials say is unconstitutional! ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation. 11292690515895
Reposted by AbsolReina @ home @tarantunya.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Man I hate how everytime you attempt to see something from social media now they’re forcing you to download the app and make an account 😭 I just want to see a post someone sent me without having to jump through hella hoops 5728
Reposted by AbsolGillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Every Stephen Miller tantrum and DHS recruitment ad speaks in these existential terms about "defending your culture" to elide the fact that they need people with the courage to wear a mask while interrogating a sixth grader 14765952475
Reposted by AbsolYaso 🦋🌼 @orangeblossombitch.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Lil' Yafa crab 🍊🦀 Swimming around pinching colonizers 😝 #art #ocean 9994411
Reposted by Absolkoji @eepykeepy.bsky.social · 21/01/2026top 1 craziest secret pomnis in media #tadc 115228
Reposted by AbsolRandi Weingarten 🖇️📚✊🇺🇸 @rweingarten.bsky.social · 22/01/2026The Republicans' Big Ugly Bill gave billions of dollars to "supercharge" ICE—and the cuts to your healthcare are what's paying for it. www.pbs.org/newshour/nat...pbs.orgTrump's ICE force is sweeping America. Billions in his tax and spending cuts bill are paying for itOne budget expert says the GOP’s big bill is “supercharging ICE” in ways Americans may not fully realize. There are few restraints on the spending, which lasts through 2029, when Trump's term ends. 213759
Reposted by AbsolNathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 21/01/2026I would argue that the case for dismantling ICE has, at this point, virtually nothing to do with larger questions of immigration enforcement and reform, it's just clearly incompatible with a free and democratic society to maintain a secret police force with sweeping and arbitrary authority. 8998142485
Reposted by Absolthey/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Police do not have a legal responsibility to protect the public. This was established in Town of Castle Rock v. Gonzales (2005). Given this, and the tremendous harm they do every day, what possible argument could one give for not abolishing the institution of policing entirely? 4519169
Reposted by AbsolTexas Tribune @texastribune.org · 22/01/2026A Cuban detainee’s death at an El Paso federal immigration detention center was ruled a homicide Wednesday, with the medical examiner finding he was suffocated while restrained, contradicting immigration officials’ claim that he died by suicide.texastribune.orgEl Paso medical examiner rules death in ICE camp a homicideImmigration officials initially said the 55-year-old Cuban detainee died of “medical distress” but later changed the cause to suicide. The medical examiner ruled he was suffocated while being restrain... 441710861
Reposted by Absol👻BOO'by2X4👻 @tobytwobyfour.bsky.social · 22/01/2026OC Stuff🙂↕️ #Myart #ocsky 1039491
Reposted by Absolceej @ceej.online · 22/01/2026There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy 249128343578
Reposted by AbsolBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 11/08/2025All of my political views and policy ideas have basically collapsed to "Punish the Villains" and I mumble it to myself every time I see a news article these days 6086391553
Reposted by AbsolJason @envinyon.bsky.social · 22/01/2026the best thing about mamdani doing something is realizing "wait mayors can just do that?" the second best thing is seeing people twist themselves into pretzels to pretend any of this is somehow bad 91425473
Reposted by AbsolJoe @joealv.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Here’s the report from KARE. The boy is five-year-old Liam Ramos. 20936071842
Reposted by AbsolSonia Sulaiman @soniasulaiman.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Israel just shot up a university in Palestine, wounding students. Just thought you should know. 9523233
Reposted by AbsolTexas Freedom to Read Project @txfreedomread.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Remember when they told us they were only interested in removing (ie censoring) books that are “obscene” and “harmful” to children? They lied. 😑 14555214
Reposted by Absolhannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 08/01/2026The word “doxing”—and yes, since there’s anti-doxing laws, I guess you could say in a legal sense—means to reveal private information. Like publishing a home address or phone number. Vance and others are trying to redefine it to limit scrutiny into public records. 1173772
Reposted by AbsolDisco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 08/01/2026COALITION WARSHIP ARCHER - No -- well, not quite. The Moralintern never *intends* to violate another nation's sovereignty. That would be a serious violation of international law... 019570
Reposted by AbsolDara Lind @daralind.bsky.social · 08/01/2026I’d be more specific, in fact: we are seeing different FORMS of force shown when ICE is acting in “coming after a presumed immigrant” mode vs “freaking out at any show of resistance or protest” mode. Neither is more justifiable than the other necessarily. 232657
Reposted by Absolemil 🍳 POP-UP HANAMI C-17 🌸 @emillustrating.bsky.social · 08/01/2026My annual Mikus 🏇🐍🐉🐰 112542
Reposted by Absoloyster's pistol @exiledpistol.bsky.social · 08/01/2026ICE is about immigration. it exists as a clear consequence of the bond between US immigration and its politics of race, it is inseparable from the project of the US empire. it's also about the fash state, it's also about making brownshirts 2.0, but that doesn't mean it's not about immigration 115252
Reposted by AbsolJacqueline Sweet @jsweetli.bsky.social · 08/01/2026The woman killed by ICE today was a poet. She won the 2020 Academy of American Poets, University & College Poetry Prize at Old Dominion University. (And this is Renee from confirmed socials- a photo of a different woman with red lipstick is going around, but that was a classmate.) / 7976412747
Reposted by AbsolDan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 07/01/2026As years go by I increasingly believe conservatism is all projection. Everything they accuse their enemies of doing is what they want to do, with the justification that it's somehow self-defense. And that's how the scum who harped for years about jackbooted feds persecuting them kill people for ICE. 1044779
Reposted by AbsolSin(Game Developing) @sintrybest.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Nothing is impossible!💪💪💪 344854698
Reposted by AbsolBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Every second the murderer is not arrested is another second for feds to hide him in a place that would create a jurisdictional fight. He's on video killing a person. You have to arrest this guy an hour ago, but you might still have time now. 311217364804
Reposted by AbsolBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Do not let the failures of prosecution post January 6th happen again. Every second you do not charge this person is a second the massive propaganda apparatus around the federal government will use to create a fog of lies to get him off. Arrest him immediately for killing an American citizen. 345256928
Reposted by AbsolBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Abolish and prosecute ICE. They did a murder in broad daylight today. Imagine what they're doing in the closed facilities we're somehow not even allowed to see. 273235066711
Reposted by Absoleva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 07/01/2026it can’t be independently verified (by the NYT) because they have been explicitly denied permission to use the video by the person who took it for being an untrustworthy news org and for publishing anti-trans disinformation 349681
Reposted by AbsolLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 07/01/2026It's so fucking convenient that they get to "fear for their lives" anytime they want to absolve themselves of anything and when we actually fear for our lives because of them and do anything a scared person would do it's justification for our death. 4054091505
Reposted by Absoljess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 07/01/2026They don't want to though. Winning, progressing, they don't want these things, they just want to maintain the current status quo, no improvement, no repercussions, just an eternal "now" that keeps careening down towards the right because nothing is done 111120
Reposted by Absoljess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 07/01/2026They've found the most democrat statement of all time: 211014
Reposted by Absoljess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 07/01/2026love how citizens have to police themselves at every turn in the tiniest possible ways but a guy can be captured from 5 different angles in media res murdering somebody and everyone has to scream and demand that he ever face consequences 2462125
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