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ompuco @ompu.co · 23/09/2026
love looking through old image edits of mine that i have no hope of recollecting the context of
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Optimist: the cup is half full Pessimist: the cup is half empty Pepsimist: the cup is totally full of ice-cold, delicious Pepsi
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Conrad 🌀 @bigmoodring.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Mischief @mischief.games · 30/07/2026
Welcome To The New Apocalypse
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Mike Migdall @itsmigdalltime.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
yub nub delilah what's it like in ewok city
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Maytera Marble @mayteramarble.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Devs, if your Backrooms RPG: - has millions of square miles of repetitive, boxy environments - is all one color - is so empty it hurts to think about - has a reputation that no one ever reaches the end - is successful despite this That’s not the Backrooms. That’s The Elder Scrolls 2: Daggerfall!
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Time Extension @timeextension.com · 22/05/2026
Castlevania: SotN And Animal Crossing Get Miniaturised For Game Boy Color.
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Castlevania: SotN And Animal Crossing Get Miniaturised For Game Boy Color
Demake delight
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
when we mourn le guin, we mourn one of our greatest writers & thinkers. but we also mourn one of our all-time greatest haters
All you do is take all the sex out, and use little short words, and little dumb ideas, and don't be too scary, and be sure there's a happy ending. Right? Nothing to it. Write down. Right on.

If you do all that, you might even write Jonathan Livingston Seagull and make twenty billion dollars and have every adult in America reading your book.

But you won't have every kid in America reading your book. They will look at it, and they will see straight through it, with their clear, cold, beady little eyes, and they will put it down, and they will go away. Kids will devour vast amounts of garbage (and it is good for them) but they are not like adults: they have not yet learned to eat plastic.
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
okay so AI is absolutely cratering imminently and I need all of you to PROMISE me you won't take the high road, and will laugh and rub it in their faces as much as possible. I need you to laugh and go 'WE TOLD YOU SO, BITCH" at every opportunity, PLEASE be extremely mean and ruthless
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Tony 🎃👻 @shintonty.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
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Gary J Kings 🎮🎞️ Game Trailer Maker @garyjkings.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
THE HOBBIT (1977): DOPESMOKER EDITION A fan edit by me that pairs the beloved Rankin/Bass animated Hobbit movie with the legendary sounds of Sleep's collosal single track album DOPESMOKER. Get it here: drive.google.com/file/d/16tci...
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BUM LUNG @bumlung.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Jane @JaneOst_
blonde-haired blue-eyed person named something like Sabine Mengele-Eichmann: my country, Venezuela, yearns for freedom
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cmrn knzlmn @ckunzelman.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
letterboxd.com/ckunzelman/
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Frank Cifaldi @frankcifaldi.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas! If you'd like to spend 45 minutes celebrating video game history with me, we're about to debut The Untold Story of the Nintendo Entertainment System. I worked on his ALL YEAR, and I genuinely think it will reshape how we all think about the system. www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJvp...
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The Untold Story of the Nintendo Entertainment System
YouTube video by The Video Game History Foundation
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Brendon Chung @blendogames.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I made another small video tool: BLENDO VIDEO KNIFE 🔪 github.com/blendogames/... This is a tool to cut a video file into separate segments with custom filenames. I made this to handle some old family VHS tapes lol Fill in the timestamps, drag in the video file, done
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Resonant Union @ ??? (???) @resonantunion.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Join Klonoa, the Dream Traveler, in a wonderful tribute album of music from across the entire series! 💍 Starlit Reverie -A Klonoa Tribute Album- 💫 Premiering 23:00 UTC Dec. 28th on YT!
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Jason Linkins @dceiver.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
also, RETVRN www.vulture.com/article/push...
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Pushing Daisies Pushes for a Season Three
Creator Bryan Fuller says the cast wants to come back to the pie shop.
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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 03/12/2025
if you're looking for another game that was delisted for bullshit reasons, check out VILE: Exhumed, and consider making a donation to Red Door Family Shelter as well.
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Vile Is Banned
Developer Statement: VILE: Exhumed is a game about searching through an old computer, uncovering dark secrets, and experiencing the horrors […]
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Santa Ragione @santaragione.com · 25/11/2025
Our upcoming game HORSES was preemptively banned from Steam, with no path to appeal. The game will still launch next week on December 2nd and will be available on EGS, GOG, Humble, and Itch for $4.99. Here is a detailed FAQ covering what happened: horses.wtf/BannedFromSt...
HORSES cover with a banned from Steam logo
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sam raimi's DRAG ME TOO KELL @kellygoround.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
i've had this image in my browser tabs for months and it makes me laugh every time i'm rooting around in em now you can have it too
a storefront with an illuminated sign that says
哇!这里全 是护 手霜!
WOW, THERE'S HAND CREAM ALL OVER HERE
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Obligatory Jenny Nicholson Tweet
Jenny Nicholson Tweet:

How come major film studios keep being like Jared Leto may have allegations, but at least he looks weird, stars in box office bombs, and is not a good actor
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Christine Love @christinelove.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Star Sword Nemesis is now available! Read about the most fashionable girl in a utopian collective of Trans-Neptunian Objects falling in love with her fencing instructor, the deadliest turncoat milf in all of space, feat. art by @mightyatom.bsky.social! loveconquersallgames.itch.io/star-sword-n...
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Boneji ☠️ @bearji.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
"Manosphere"... you mean this thing?
Legion from Castlevania. A big ball of human bodies.
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sociohat @sociohat.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
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Tom Freeman @tomfreeman.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Happy 15th anniversary of the peak achievement of literary criticism, to all who celebrate
Amazon review of Pride and Prejudice, left by carlton p morgan on 30 July 2010: "Just a bunch of people going to each other's houses"
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
CEO of Oreo Cookies: the oreo cookie is as important as oxygen
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Jose @abouttodie.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
@wooliewoolz.bsky.social come on man i’m at work
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HorrorPuffs ⛈️ @aurapuffs.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
It's got enough room for me & the whole squad ⚔️
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 22/06/2025
Adi Shankar is a Max Landis echo fighter
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bl⚰️ke @metallicaisrad.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
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jai @lowercasejai.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
hello. i made an 83 minute long video essay on house m.d. and its relationship with television thank you to @gooplord.bsky.social and @hbomberguy.bsky.social for lending me their voices
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Kallidora Rho @kallidorarho.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
one of the funniest ways I've ever seen a mangaka react to their own english release fgdf 🦅📢 YEEHAW
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Computer Problems
A comic strip in the form of a product advertisement with big text at the top saying "IS YOUR COMPUTER INFECTED WITH FILE FUCKERS TRYING TO GET THEIR ROCKS OFF WITH YOUR DATA?"

Then there's a drawing of a computer screen with a bunch of files on it, and a small man in a speedo approaching them saying "ooh lala! look at all these HOT FILES!"


Big text at the bottom says "Protect Your Computer With COMPUTER GUN, The Gun That Goes Inside Your Computer!
Just insert any small caliber rounds into your floppy disk drive and Computer Gun does the rest"


The files on the computer are labeled as follows
My computer
Tax Info
Spreadsheets
Presentations
Horses
Documents
government
cool stuff :)
Games
THE BIG MAN
strategy
Slime Danger
Weapon Ideas
untitled folder
Bigger Horses
Secrets
horse blueprint
horsey.bmp
horse.wav
social-securi-... .txt
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p.carredo @pcarredo.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
pls be nice she spent 1000 hrs on this painting
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Jose @abouttodie.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Nintendo has cancelled the Switch 2 in response to preorder frenzy. "Your vulgar appetites betray you," said company president Furukawa, "That you are a people without grace. We will await a new era." At press time, Nintendo's headquarters in Kyoto and Redmond had vanished from the face of earth.
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Nathalie Lawhead @alienmelon.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
i just published... "Why making art matters: We no longer have a type of industry where we can chase financial success. We can only sustainably fail." www.nathalielawhead.com/candybox/mak... about sustainable alternatives to existing in the game industry, and the positive impact of failure. #GameDev
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Why making art matters: We no longer have a type of industry where we can chase financial success. We can only sustainably fail. – The Candybox Blog
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
You watch movies all the way through because you’re a coddled baby who needs the meaning of a story spoon fed to you. If you were comfortable with ambiguity you’d stop watching ten minutes before the end
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Jose @abouttodie.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
waited 45 minutes at a club for this
a pitifully small chocolate lava cake, with whipped cream on top
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Jose @abouttodie.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
i’ve never been angry drunk before is this how white people feel? fuck this is horrible i’d never be an alcoholic i just wanna go to bed and wait for it to be over
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🌭 stevia nicks @muffinlab.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
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Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
“You finish that ad copy for the generic concept of beer?” -“Sure did boss, real fuckin depressing just like you asked” “What”
Ad in a grocery store of someone in flannel holding a beer. Text reads: “it is what it is but a cold beer always helps”
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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
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Jose @abouttodie.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
huge amount of guilt for making the worker at the boba shop turn on the soft serve machine, danika i am Sorry
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Monica Byrne @monicabyrne13.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I knew this piece about Neil Gaiman was in the works, and still, I felt sick reading it. TW: rape, abuse, coercion, and child sex abuse.
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There Is No Safe Word
How the best-selling fantasy author Neil Gaiman hid the darkest parts of himself for decades.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
my advice to any aspiring pro lottery player: save your first winning ticket. don't cash it in. my first win was about $125,000 and the first thing i did was cash it in, and i still regret it. the money is just money. the ticket is a reminder of what you did, you understand? what you're capable of
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