Reposted by Aaron Ragsdalesweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026new reality show called “dancing on the stars” and the premise is we launch people into the sun 1031485
Reposted by Aaron RagsdaleRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 6hin humanoid robot movies the dilemma is always "the robot is programmed to perform humanity's grimmest tasks, but cannot love or be loved and will never feel the joy of holding a baby in its arms" but tech bros are like "great news, I just coded BabyHoldr 4.1 so I don't have to hold my baby anymore" 2146569
Reposted by Aaron RagsdaleBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 07/10/20261. sports are for everyone or they're for no one at all 2. that is an INCREDIBLE shirt arktimes.com/food-and-cul...arktimes.comCan a Black gay man still call the hogs? - Arkansas TimesWhite heteronormativity has long dominated the University of Arkansas. What does that mean for Black gay Arkansans? 17937121
Reposted by Aaron RagsdaleBenjamin Tausig @burrata.bsky.social · 06/10/2026GPS is probably the single clearest parallel to what AI is doing to human knowledge now. Before GPS, you would memorize routes (as well as an ability to improvise when needed), which allowed you to drive intuitively most of the time. Driving was sort of fun and definitely easier as a result. 1512915
Reposted by Aaron RagsdaleThe Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan 7676041080
Reposted by Aaron RagsdaleAnna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026As a society, we have forgotten that the phone still works when you hold it up to your ear 763266477
Reposted by Aaron RagsdaleKevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 06/10/2026US Department of Education, "Compact 2.0" (2026) 0317
Reposted by Aaron RagsdaleMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager 214104271652
Reposted by Aaron RagsdaleMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster 1348851947
Reposted by Aaron RagsdaleJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 05/10/2026This is your occasional reminder that generative "AI" in particular could have been developed on public domain materials and/or licensed and compensated works but the major players intentionally, methodically and systemically chose to steal labor from working creative folks instead 10994242961
Reposted by Aaron RagsdaleElizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I still remember getting my first email address as a freshman in college. It was the coolest thing ever and no one was screaming YOU BETTER ADOPT THIS OR WE’RE ALL DEAD. 14905100
Aaron Ragsdale @aaronragsdale.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Two things: “The Green Ribbon” from “In a Dark, Dark Toom and other Scary Stories” There was an “Unsolved Mysteries” about a house that had paranormal activity—including bunk beds that looked just like the ones my brother and I had catching fire and moving around. 000
Reposted by Aaron Ragsdale👁️saac 👁️o @eyesack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026the mannequin from Today's Special 3101
Reposted by Aaron RagsdaleJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The price of gas is now what used to be the amount you'd pay if you forgot to fill the rental car up before returning it. 141644
Reposted by Aaron RagsdaleViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If you love the boys, set them free. If they come back to town, they’re yours 24628138
Aaron Ragsdale @aaronragsdale.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Can’t have a raiding party without a Southern Tier Maple Warlock. 000
Reposted by Aaron RagsdaleDustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this: 260184744883
Aaron Ragsdale @aaronragsdale.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The Chainsmokers are on Disney+ tonight, @normcharlatan.bsky.social. (Assuming a crossover Sophia the First episode is inbound.) 110
Reposted by Aaron RagsdaleRyan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight. 5761911682
Reposted by Aaron RagsdaleCharm City Couillon @diabsoule.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If Texas A&M had never fired Kevin Sumlin and they continued giving him $2 million raises every 4 years and he kept his 66.2% win percentage, the Aggies today would have saved $102 million and had two more wins 👀 #AggieFactThursday 5369
Reposted by Aaron RagsdaleRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 01/10/2026sports present the unusual situation of having to make a challenging decision in real time at your job while Tootsee Roll by 69 Boyz blares 1746951
Aaron Ragsdale @aaronragsdale.bsky.social · 30/09/2026We need to talk about what this economy is doing to the size and construction quality of our snack cakes. Look at the world’s saddest Zinger here. Too small. Icing doesn’t cover the cake properly. We used to be a proper country. 000
Reposted by Aaron RagsdaleRob Burgess @robaburg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Art is not a problem to be solved. It is the point of living. 0124
Reposted by Aaron Ragsdaledonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Simplify your life by hibernating from now until spring 1136286
Aaron Ragsdale @aaronragsdale.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Would have been real cool to watch Atlanta’s first playoff game with H today instead of on the laptop in my office. He would have loved watching Riley hit that homer. Would have made a nice father/son memory. But I’m sure MLB knows what they’re doing putting games on at 1:00 on weekdays 010
Aaron Ragsdale @aaronragsdale.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Strategic Diesel reserves?static.klipy.comKevin Nash in WWEAlt: Kevin Nash in WWE 000
Reposted by Aaron RagsdaleJared Wade @jaredwade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I know it's a fabricated claim, but we all have a moral imperative to speak up on this issue: Anyone who willingly pays money to watch the Atlanta Hawks play basketball is unfit for office. Needs to be a red line issue. We cannot normalize this. 523022
Reposted by Aaron RagsdalePatrick De Haan @gasbuddyguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026the Fuel Clock shows Americans have paid $74.4 billion more on gasoline & $47.5 billion more on diesel since March 1 compared to a year ago. Total cost will hit $122 billion today. also updated the state map where you can find out how much more you're paying. link in my profile. 14249111
Aaron Ragsdale @aaronragsdale.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Under the folding table and dreaming. (Because I crashed through it) 010
Reposted by Aaron RagsdaleHannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor 03682776
Reposted by Aaron RagsdaleJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 29/09/2026In 2023, the various longstanding flaws of Lincoln Riley teams got pinned on a defensive coordinator named Alex Grinch. You'd have thought The Grink was the head coach. This year, Riley's defense is worse than when The Grink Was There, 115th in YPP allowed, tied with an especially Rutgersy Rutgers 31164
Reposted by Aaron RagsdaleRobert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“Why shouldn’t I custom-generate all of my child’s media?” Because the point of children’s literature, music, art, and movies is not to optimize leisure time, it is to provide your children with cultural, emotional, societal, and epistemic touch points via which they can relate to the wider world. 617643
Reposted by Aaron Ragsdalethe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers 4161871292
Reposted by Aaron RagsdaleAUgetoffmygold @augetoffmygold.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Hardly shocked it didn't make NYT list but I do hope people know/remember that 'Flight of the Conchords' wasn't just a goofy fish-out-of-water musical comedy about two under-talented musicians but also one of the century's bleakest (and funniest) shows about urban loneliness and artistic futility 3363
Aaron Ragsdale @aaronragsdale.bsky.social · 27/09/20263rd Quarter #Pausa in Brookings. #GoJacks @sickoscommittee.org @sickosfc.bsky.social 050
Aaron Ragsdale @aaronragsdale.bsky.social · 26/09/2026BV has the look of a guy that’s leaving his OC in Athens. 000
Reposted by Aaron RagsdaleJames Ryan @jdryan08.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The combined undergraduate and graduate student populations of all Ivy League schools is about 140,000 students. The CUNY system alone is 250,000. 151361303
Reposted by Aaron RagsdaleGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 204190445435
Aaron Ragsdale @aaronragsdale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Look, I know it’s too late for ice cream, but these pills say both “to be taken at bedtime” and “to be taken with food.” My hands are tied. 010
Reposted by Aaron RagsdaleTressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Most people have no idea how much international students are the lifeblood of higher education. But they’re about to learn. Sigh. 322236587
