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girl named austin

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treaty six, chilean-canadian, anarchist. (she/her, 22-01-2026) no current projects! 🐘 mastodon: @notyoursweetbab@tech.lgbt

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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 3h
Youth pastor voice
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 1h
there are mold formations that will leave a bigger footprint. at least a mosquito’s mother probably loves it. you joined the fight for the soul of humanity on the side of the void because you know deep down that’s all you are
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girl named austin @8kbps.com · 1h
one day someone will make a dpad that is good for the psp
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 10h
I didn't know that the costco hot dog is a lesbian. Maybe I am a bad person 😔
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 7h
Dick??? You mean like, penis????
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 6h
we shoot up fentanyl in this web zone
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girl named austin @8kbps.com · 11h
can i get a hell yeah for my narcoleptic girlies in the chat
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Gwen Snyder is uncivil @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 11h
This country absolutely hates women and depends on our unpaid labor and hates us even more for that dependency. We are loathed, and once you understand that a lot of the pieces fall into place
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 05/10/2025
A four panel comic strip from Calvin and Hobbes that has been edited. The dad says "Playing animal? I'll show you something interesting." "the two types of animals are puppy and kitty. all animals fall into these two categories. platypus? puppy. owls? kitty." "horses? puppy. hares? kitty." "despite being in the felidae family, tigers are puppy." Calvin then looks distraught and confused
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Juni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online · 14h
looking into the sunset from thirty nine thousand feet
picture of a beautiful red, orange, yellow, blue sunset with a mountain in the middle. juni doesnt know exactly which mountain, but its north of the plane when It was east of San Francisco
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girl named austin @8kbps.com · 12h
next trip to costco im buying myself a doggy bed. i NEED it
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Aetherderia @aetherderia.bsky.social · 14h
Telvanni? ho ho no, I said Tevlanni. That's the Great House for magical artists who hate slavery. Old Dagoth cousin-house. Really. Well I'm from House Dagoth of Vvardenfell and I've never heard anyone mention a House Tevlanni. Oh, not Vvardenfell, no, we're a Cathnoquey expansion.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 14h
HOW DISGUSTING! NOPE! ABSOLUTELY NOT!
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girl named austin @8kbps.com · 16h
see you all in 30 years when this is affordable. or not
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 21h
a Walgreens deserves more respect than a woman, I guess
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Bradford Pearson @bradfordpearson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
shoving all my work aside to report out what led to this sign
a sign that reads DO NOT OUT NOODLES IN THE WATER FOUNTAIN!!
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ok
end of evangelion poster but it's a big spheal
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 20h
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 29/09/2026
I think it's pretty neat that one of the legit breakout indie success stories this year is a game about painstakingly designing and sewing opulent ballgowns store.steampowered.com/app/4019220/...
store.steampowered.com
Dressmaker on Steam
Become a dressmaker! Choose fabric, cut out patterns, and sew them all together to satisfy (or sabotage!) townsfolk in this cozy crafting game inspired by real dressmaking.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Show your fun side. Back my new book, "FUN," on Kickstarter: kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Mikaela / Soundwave @mikaelamlp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
2-panel comic of a boss at a board meeting. He says "Arright, listen up, everypony..."

His coworkers laugh.

"...I mean everybody. Shit."

Drawn by kturtle.
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/5338899/
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 23h
“What if we released malware represented in the form of a cute avatar” is an actual business plan now.
engadget.com
Dots are OpenAI's new personal agents and soon you'll be able to control several of them - Engadget
Sure, seems safe.
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Louise Seamster @louiseseamster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
maybe the least unsurprising story, given Lahn's wife has basically said she has no interest in moving to Iowa and their alleged home in-state is in the middle of nowhere.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Simon Enoch @simonenoch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
On October 1, 2026, the province will raise the minimum wage to $15.70 an hour. That falls far short of the latest living wage rate of $22.50 for Regina, and $21.50 for Saskatoon. 1/3 www.policyalternatives.ca/news-researc...
policyalternatives.ca
Trying to Keep Up: 2025 Living wage update for Regina and Saskatoon  | CCPA
Regina and Saskatoon’s living wage is considerably higher than the paltry legislated minimum wage in Saskatchewan
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girl named austin @8kbps.com · 29/09/2026
she’s in your bed but i’m in her dreams
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Amber Jayne 🐀 Rat in a Corner OUT NOW !!! @ambernymph.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Inventing a new spin on queerbaiting called malebaiting where you trick the audience into thinking the story has a cute blorbo man in the main cast only to reveal that actually that was an egg an this story has no narratively relevant men
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social
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ΘΔ🏳️‍⚧️ the third strongest sylvi @silversoul164.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Ellie Dawn 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🥺😏💜 @awkward.gay · 29/09/2026
The pay me in shoiks
The famous "they pay me in woims" Nancy comic but edited.
First panel is Nancy talking to teams femme Sluggo with shoulder length hair with a bow in,  and wearing a she/her badge: "I hear you're working at the Ikea". The bait shop has been edited to have 2 IKEA logos on it.
Second panel: Nancy asking "Do they pay you well?"
Third panel: Sluggo saying "They pay me in Shoiks" and holding up 2 different sized blåhaj shark plushies
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girl named austin @8kbps.com · 29/09/2026
Jesus Christ
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girl named austin @8kbps.com · 29/09/2026
good lord almighty, i think that young lady is besotted
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_Mostly_Ghostly_ @mostlyghostly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Stopped by my Dad’s place to take his dog out and almost got the shit scared outta me when I walked by the dining room. Like father like son I guess ✌️💀
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girl named austin @8kbps.com · 28/09/2026
battle network 3 got the overworld traversal interruption formula wrong; suddenly switching gameplay modes every 20 seconds was disconcerting. The combat was! Fun! but it could have been better by batching encounters and lengthening the time between interruptions.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
at least we made it to friday
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 28/09/2026
MC
@burntbulb.bsky.social

okay you can't keep taking every one of my posts and photoshopping it
onto sephiroth
2:52 PM - Sep 28, 2026

+ Follow back
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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
and behold a pale horse. and the name that sat on him was death. and hell followed with him
cat on a statue
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
'this AI agent can do all your tasks for you' so now i gotta sit here and write a list of all my tasks for a robot to fuck up. why. why wouldn't i just keep to the current system where i fuck up my own tasks
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tichodroma @feathertrail.net · 28/09/2026
Lately when I've been walking the dog after getting the kids down, I've noticed the moon lining up with flights coming into DIA. So tonight I brought my camera
Jet flying in front of an out-of-focus gibbous moon among small clouds and a contrail
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rita @ritatreats.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
unbelievable how true "bsky staff cant handle furries" becomes over time
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Haze Arquebus @reapthegirlwind.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
finally, bugfuck nowhere
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 28/09/2026
Anyway, after all this stuff with Ghislaine Maxwell and Richard Branson and the others, in 2020 the Brown brothers folded Ideapod into Brown Brothers Media -- the company they now use to acquire struggling news sites and turn them into AI-powered slop farms
“Justin co-founded the digital media platform Ideapod and spent a decade at the intersection of ideas and audience,” reads Brown Brothers Media’s current corporate homepage. “When we pooled that experience under one roof, the model was clear: acquire publications with long histories of expertise and authority, and invest in them.”
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 28/09/2026
NEW: After we published an investigation into Brown Brothers Media, a company that buys struggling news sites and turns them into AI-powered content mills, we got a tip that completely gobsmacked me: one of the brothers has extensive connections to Ghislaine Maxwell futurism.com/artificial-i...
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You Know Those Three Brothers Who Buy Struggling News Sites and Turn Them Into AI-Powered Content Farms? It Turns Out One of Them Has Extensive Connections to Ghislaine Maxwell
Ideapod, a cornerstone brand of Brown Brothers Media's AI empire, has deep ties to convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell.
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girl named austin @8kbps.com · 28/09/2026
remember when we went through the same radio discoursenwith Old Town Road only it was old white people complaining about Music These Days and we made fun of them because lil nas x was a poster like us
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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girl named austin @8kbps.com · 28/09/2026
i smell ichor. must be black mold, moist, somehwere
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We can learn from our queer elders 🫶🏻
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when my masc lesbian aunt died, women just kept coming, screaming, crying, and saying they were her wives. Eventually we just had to start telling them to join the others. They were all devastated to learn about each other. Except for one who came in, kissed her dead mouth and showed us all that they had matching tattoos. She actually won all the mourning wives over and they all agreed she was the wife. It was so weird.Did not expect more than a few people to see this but yes it really happened, yes it was insane

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They also ALL read love letters at the podium. It was painful and awkward but the final gift my aunt gave the familyfrom my mom

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How many crying wives were at
Aunt Chrissy's funeral
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I need a final count
I think 5 maybe 7 why

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And a couple girlfriends she was a popular and very liked lol
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Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
fun fact: one of the things that made me decide "no, I will get an actual diagnosis", rather than just assuming, was the subtitle of a thread about ADHD on the SomethingAwful forums because it hit so hard it hurt it was along the lines of "if you were lazy, you would be having fun"
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girl named austin @8kbps.com · 28/09/2026
the last two shifts have been a week unto themselves
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