iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Ashley Gotta Ketchum @5gtestsubject.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It's only shosh if it's from the Shosh region of Dagda. Otherwise, it's just sparkling ghosh.

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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Computer. 4Loko, original formula. Black cherry. Cold.

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Ashley Gotta Ketchum @5gtestsubject.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Everyone was talking such shit about what they'd do to Dietrich Fire Emblem's cervix and it turns out nah this man is just constantly producing fuck pollen like you should be worried about what his cervix will do to you

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Ashley Gotta Ketchum @5gtestsubject.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

never have i ever had a phone tree have electronic interference in the audio. i cannot understand what it is even saying. this is a trillion dollar company.

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Ashley Gotta Ketchum @5gtestsubject.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

My "don't fondle the chef" apron is prompting a lot of behaviors that should be prevented by my "don't fondle the chef" apron

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D.W.A.P. (Ben) @andwap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

When your gamedev friend shows you progress on their new engine.

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Ashley Gotta Ketchum @5gtestsubject.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

You wake up. You've been staring into space. You're in the kitchen with your sister, making curry, chatting. She's playing pokopia while the Stardew Valley soundtrack comes in through the CD system. You can barely remember your strange dream. Fascist AI? Rampant transphobia? No. Life is good.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026

Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…

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Ashley Gotta Ketchum @5gtestsubject.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Windows gets worse every goddamn day and instead of fixing any of it they're too busy assuring their new spyware patent with built-in surge priced credits probably won't lock you out of your computer during a time-critical task to ad blast a Kalshi bet on Iran getting nuked by end of the month

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GLITCH @glitchprod.com · 23/09/2026

She's missed you. Knights of Guinevere returns October 9. The season will feature 8 episodes.

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TAHK0 @tahk0.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

sega canceling sonic? that’d be like if microsoft didn’t know what to do with halo, laid off a bunch of people, and gave it to activision

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earend | making 🐻🛡️⚠️ @earend.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Haha imagine playing the same game as someone and then being able to discuss a shared experience with them, that would be so stupid, next thing you know we'll be discussing our wages with each other

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Ashley Gotta Ketchum @5gtestsubject.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Demonic beast in the sheets, crest-bearer in the sheets No seriously who let that thing just walk around?

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Ashley Gotta Ketchum @5gtestsubject.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Fortune's Weave has arrived so now I need to avoid the internet for however long it takes me to comb through this entire game for every sweet crumb of lore. If you need me I'll be uhh ummmm unf uhhhhhhh hrmmmmmmgh

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

If guys are getting interested in video games I've yet to see it tbh, I've only ever met a few guys who were into games and half of them turned out to be girls even then

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Ashley Gotta Ketchum @5gtestsubject.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

should start an etsy shop with all the blood crystals my body is producing

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 07/09/2026

Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony

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Ashley Gotta Ketchum @5gtestsubject.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

youtube just showed me a dude who is so stressed out that he can't enjoy movies anymore because the studios have brainwashed us to retvrn to ownership and so now he wants to figure out how to sell off 90% of his collection and re-find his peace of just enjoying a movie on netflix

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Ricki☕🪄 @rickihirsch.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

The artistic and technological debt humanity owes to pornography cannot be overstated.

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Hazelthelioma🏴🚩↙️↙️↙️ @purplehazel.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Found a CD called TRANCE SEXUAL yesterday and it might be the most amazing thing I own.

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Rubber_Succubus @rubber-succubus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate"

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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

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Blackula @yodacat.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Well Lauren can smoke turds in hell

Corner shelf with a lamp and other nonsense. All the books are facing paper side out. "Lauren keeps the look neutral by stacking books back to front".

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Ashley Gotta Ketchum @5gtestsubject.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

how the fuck do you write an electron app that drops its own css? what are we doing here?

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Ashley Gotta Ketchum @5gtestsubject.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

You've seen a toilet with black porcelain, used by the damned, harboring a shit so evil that hell itself spat it back out?

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Doc Vivi Leandra【 VTC 】- Real-Life Scientist VTuber 🧬🖥️ @docvivileandra.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Too many "Ghibli-inspired" works that take place in optimistic worlds where conflict simply Doesn't Happen instead of protagonists making a principled choice to solve problems peacefully even though it's more difficult And they also don't have planes!

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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

i've been laughing at this for 30 minutes

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Root beer is the most dog-coded soda.

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carmyn @carmyn.zone · 08/08/2026

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Ashley Gotta Ketchum @5gtestsubject.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

These are the writing credits of the writer for the sex purge movie

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Jackson Crawford @norsebysw.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Even more visitors will be flocking to Iceland for the solar eclipse, so here’s a much-requested phrase in Icelandic (“Hello. I am fleeing the American century of humiliation. Can you show me where to buy Mountain Dew Baja Blast?”). Icelandic pronunciation tips: youtu.be/ivLPqkEaKOI

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Lachesis, Suntouched🍳 @lachesis.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Comedy is when you say "hit me" and the blackjack dealer slaps you. Tragedy is when you then whimper and she calls you pathetic and pushes you to the ground and straddles you and slaps you around and makes fun of you for cumming so fast. *Checks notes* nvm that's something else

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Ashley Gotta Ketchum @5gtestsubject.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

The secret to housekeeping success is bimbo-pink sweats and CDs of the Stardew Valley OST playing over the speaker set

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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

the amount of time i've wasted on posts that didn't even do numbers is staggering but i still do it after all these years because its what makes me want to be alive

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Ashley Gotta Ketchum @5gtestsubject.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

day three of the return to Windows hell and gosh darn there was a small bug when a window closed so there's just gonna be a thick outline on your screen where it used to be. no you can't get rid of it. yes it will survive the first full restart. be thankful i allow your start menu to even function.

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Ashley Gotta Ketchum @5gtestsubject.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Day one of back to work and Windows has somehow gotten even worse than when I left. Start menu will freeze for minutes and not even WSL can save me from constant crashes when the container itself just crashes instead.

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Ashley Gotta Ketchum @5gtestsubject.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Imagine, hypothetically, replicants were actually a threat. What if, hypothetically, they were the ones oppressing us? Would it be okay to kill them then?

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Ashley Gotta Ketchum @5gtestsubject.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Lotta people seem to think they've discovered the next stage of queer literature and it's just Hayes Code with extra steps

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Ashley Gotta Ketchum @5gtestsubject.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Can we talk about the Michael the Bull Advertisement Universe literally having a road designated "Bull Avenue"? Do you think Temptations is still in business in those ads?

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Ashley Gotta Ketchum @5gtestsubject.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Without saying your age, favorite movie that came out when you were 18

Promotional poster for Pacific Rim (2013). The main characters are miniscule on the suspended walkway compared to the massive, battered mech they stand in front of.
The caption reads "to fight monsters, we created monsters."

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Benwa the Enchanter @thebenwa.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I'm going to put you in the pervert bucket

A bucket filled with balls with a face on the side, making uncomfortable eye contact with the viewer. Notably it has a ball shaped hole in it's mouth and a nose that looks suspiciously like a button.

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