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Ashley Gotta Ketchum

@5gtestsubject.bsky.social
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Bruh what even is this account anymore. She/it | 30s | NYC

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Ashley Gotta Ketchum @5gtestsubject.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I have placated my apartment full of women with the windows pipes screensaver and a fire emblem soundtrack
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Ashley Gotta Ketchum @5gtestsubject.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
*goes shiny hunting*
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Ashley Gotta Ketchum @5gtestsubject.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
seeing a lot of Discourse on code as art and I think the sacred text needs some recirculating www.stilldrinking.com/programming-...
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Programming Sucks
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Ashley Gotta Ketchum @5gtestsubject.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My roommate who hasn't played a video game in his life is now a lil freak about Dietrich Gregor Lamine and ya know what good choice I am also a freak about this edgy autistic dog man
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Ashley Gotta Ketchum @5gtestsubject.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I just have a thing for insane revenge performing arts girlies
Primrose Azelhart from Octopath Traveler in her red dancer's outfit.Leda from Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave. She wears a show outfit and large cloak, holding her instrument.
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Ashley Gotta Ketchum @5gtestsubject.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's only shosh if it's from the Shosh region of Dagda. Otherwise, it's just sparkling ghosh.
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Ashley Gotta Ketchum @5gtestsubject.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
children's books that respect the emotional capacity of the reader 🤌
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Ashley Gotta Ketchum @5gtestsubject.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Firefly if it actually continued on for like 4 more seasons, or wheel of time the second Sanderson got ahold of it and they all said "but what if they were always by him" and not actually grasping what Sanderson writes about
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Ashley Gotta Ketchum @5gtestsubject.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He does love his techno creatures
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Ashley Gotta Ketchum @5gtestsubject.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
bold to declare orchel cis when that ████ was literally trans███████
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Computer. 4Loko, original formula. Black cherry. Cold.
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Ashley Gotta Ketchum @5gtestsubject.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Everyone was talking such shit about what they'd do to Dietrich Fire Emblem's cervix and it turns out nah this man is just constantly producing fuck pollen like you should be worried about what his cervix will do to you
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Ashley Gotta Ketchum @5gtestsubject.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
never have i ever had a phone tree have electronic interference in the audio. i cannot understand what it is even saying. this is a trillion dollar company.
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Ashley Gotta Ketchum @5gtestsubject.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
My "don't fondle the chef" apron is prompting a lot of behaviors that should be prevented by my "don't fondle the chef" apron
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D.W.A.P. (Ben) @andwap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When your gamedev friend shows you progress on their new engine.
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Ashley Gotta Ketchum @5gtestsubject.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You wake up. You've been staring into space. You're in the kitchen with your sister, making curry, chatting. She's playing pokopia while the Stardew Valley soundtrack comes in through the CD system. You can barely remember your strange dream. Fascist AI? Rampant transphobia? No. Life is good.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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Ashley Gotta Ketchum @5gtestsubject.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Windows gets worse every goddamn day and instead of fixing any of it they're too busy assuring their new spyware patent with built-in surge priced credits probably won't lock you out of your computer during a time-critical task to ad blast a Kalshi bet on Iran getting nuked by end of the month
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GLITCH @glitchprod.com · 23/09/2026
She's missed you. Knights of Guinevere returns October 9. The season will feature 8 episodes.
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TAHK0 @tahk0.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
sega canceling sonic? that’d be like if microsoft didn’t know what to do with halo, laid off a bunch of people, and gave it to activision
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earend | making 🐻🛡️⚠️ @earend.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Haha imagine playing the same game as someone and then being able to discuss a shared experience with them, that would be so stupid, next thing you know we'll be discussing our wages with each other
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Ashley Gotta Ketchum @5gtestsubject.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Demonic beast in the sheets, crest-bearer in the sheets No seriously who let that thing just walk around?
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nice handsome boy @edward86.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
like  the  legend of the penis

-daft punk featuring pharrell williams
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Ashley Gotta Ketchum @5gtestsubject.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Harrow the Ninth
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Ashley Gotta Ketchum @5gtestsubject.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Fortune's Weave has arrived so now I need to avoid the internet for however long it takes me to comb through this entire game for every sweet crumb of lore. If you need me I'll be uhh ummmm unf uhhhhhhh hrmmmmmmgh
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If guys are getting interested in video games I've yet to see it tbh, I've only ever met a few guys who were into games and half of them turned out to be girls even then
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
puppyfag420
Open up the Criterion Channel puppy. That's right. The one mommy pays $10.99 A Month for. Good little faggots want to watch The Battle of Algiers and Battleship Potemkin with me. Do you want to be a good little doggie and watch La Chinoise? Yes Mommy knows these films are on the Internet Archive but she wants to watch them on her smart tv. Please stop complaining we haven't watched a movie in weeks and Mommy's Letterbox fucking sucks. Puppy don't you dare open up Balatro oh my god.
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Ashley Gotta Ketchum @5gtestsubject.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
should start an etsy shop with all the blood crystals my body is producing
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Ashley Gotta Ketchum @5gtestsubject.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A laptop covered in stickers.
The center is taken up by a large, spiked, purple heart with a character in fetish gear sitting inside.
Other stickers include an anthropomorphic dog in browns and oranges labeled "certified good dog," a punk wolf muzzled by a fem ram, a speech bubble reading "not now sweetie I'm fujoing out," a bunny who has spray-painted "art is magic," and a small pile of CDs.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 07/09/2026
Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony
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Ashley Gotta Ketchum @5gtestsubject.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Fav film that came out when I was 20
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Ashley Gotta Ketchum @5gtestsubject.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
youtube just showed me a dude who is so stressed out that he can't enjoy movies anymore because the studios have brainwashed us to retvrn to ownership and so now he wants to figure out how to sell off 90% of his collection and re-find his peace of just enjoying a movie on netflix
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Ricki☕🪄 @rickihirsch.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The artistic and technological debt humanity owes to pornography cannot be overstated.
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Hazelthelioma🏴🚩↙️↙️↙️ @purplehazel.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Found a CD called TRANCE SEXUAL yesterday and it might be the most amazing thing I own.
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Rubber_Succubus @rubber-succubus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate"
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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Pittsburgh graffiti @pghgraffiti.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Blackula @yodacat.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Well Lauren can smoke turds in hell
Corner shelf with a lamp and other nonsense. All the books are facing paper side out. "Lauren keeps the look neutral by stacking books back to front".
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Ashley Gotta Ketchum @5gtestsubject.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
You may as well compare 3po to a literal pen, asking why it's okay for one to write a story and not the other. The pen isn't writing the story, even if every letter was laid down by its nib.
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Ashley Gotta Ketchum @5gtestsubject.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"doing it" the way your fantasy machine does it cannot be assigned to the llm, only to those invoking it. Data Star Trek can decide he wants to pursue art for his own desires. An llm can never come to you with output born of no explicit input.
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Ashley Gotta Ketchum @5gtestsubject.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
We know it doesn't. We know it's a program that takes input and produces output on demand and only on demand. The question assigns evenly the ability to "do it" to your fantasy machine and to "the current types of models." But "doing it" means something entirely separate for each of these things.
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Ashley Gotta Ketchum @5gtestsubject.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Judging from the replies, you're trying to assign a machine some degree of sentience and agency, and then ask "how is this machine's attempt to be an artist any different than llms today." This fundamentally assumes the llm also has some degree of sentience and agency, just less.
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Ashley Gotta Ketchum @5gtestsubject.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
how the fuck do you write an electron app that drops its own css? what are we doing here?
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Ashley Gotta Ketchum @5gtestsubject.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
You've seen a toilet with black porcelain, used by the damned, harboring a shit so evil that hell itself spat it back out?
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Doc Vivi Leandra【 VTC 】- Real-Life Scientist VTuber 🧬🖥️ @docvivileandra.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Too many "Ghibli-inspired" works that take place in optimistic worlds where conflict simply Doesn't Happen instead of protagonists making a principled choice to solve problems peacefully even though it's more difficult And they also don't have planes!
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
i've been laughing at this for 30 minutes
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Root beer is the most dog-coded soda.
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Ashley Gotta Ketchum @5gtestsubject.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Woof!
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scaremyn! @carmyn.zone · 08/08/2026
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