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@purplehazel.bsky.social
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Hazel • she/her • anarchist • The Shai-Hulud of Trans Women

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I still think this might be the funniest video I've ever seen
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Nikki 'Samyazan Scion' Ophan @nikkiophan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
doin lines of that top shelf tehran nuclear dust, im fucked up off the fent isotopes, im filling the bong with heavy water and smoking mutated enriched three mile island glowing meltdown kush, feeling like the 3 eyed simpsons reactor fish, this shit aint nothin to me man
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Chiitan forever
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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sociohat @sociohat.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
omelas mayor: there's only one way to stop roko's basilisk.. you've trained for this, omelas baby omelas baby: heh.. that machine thinks eternal torment means anything to me?
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Hazelthelioma🏴🚩↙️↙️↙️ @purplehazel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Does anyone know anything about estrogen levels and can tell me if mine look good
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🪦REST IN GREASE🍔 @grease.gay · 13/09/2026
okay y'all, since we're both jobless rn, this is the big begpost. me and maya could use help affording food (and eventually rent) until she can land new work. anything y'all can spare would mean the world. reposts welcome, thank you 🙏💚 cash.app/$leazeBurger paypal.me/alanismcfly venmo: hellstarplus
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
if theres one positive to come out of wolverine is that fart gas made it to the mainstream. imagine being an insomniac dev that has to respond to the fart gas allegations
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Alex says "I'm gonna give back to the community! I'm gonna take that volunteer position for Trans youth mentorship!." A woman at the meeting says "I feel so ugly all the time." Alex comforts her and says "hey... how do you think ugly Cis women feel?" She leans in close with an attempt to do a reassuring smile that comes off as insane and says "they ain't got NO excuse." She returns home and puts her fedora on the hat rack and says "the kids hated my advice. Clearly, it's because they're too woke."
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☘💀CROM CRUACH💀☘ @dr4i0chtdvbh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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SplashZone @splashzone.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Fundraiser entertainment
Sketch of a girl in small black dress getting surrounded by various dimly lit figures in fancy dresses, who are in various states of groping or holding onto her.
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Hazelthelioma🏴🚩↙️↙️↙️ @purplehazel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hi I'm pretty hot yay
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Hazelthelioma🏴🚩↙️↙️↙️ @purplehazel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What if I posted tits
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maya apparitionpussy @membrane.hellstar.plus · 11/09/2026
ohhhhh my god ur dick is in a cage? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite a locksmith
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maya apparitionpussy @membrane.hellstar.plus · 11/09/2026
gooner princess x nofap knight
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Chris.M🌙 @boredguitarfish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Bleached bones under the baleful sun. Farseer Aumraun of the Crow Spirits. #warhammer40k #oc
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Umar Ali @speedfreak01.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
one thing i love about nadeshiko is that she makes up for not having as many powers as fourze or meteor by putting all her stats into being really really good at regular old violence special rider techniques of Pummel You One Hundred Times and Neck Snap
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🎃 Scary Faerie Hazel 🦇 @hazelthefae.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Making out with bulge through jeans has to go crazy
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Hazelthelioma🏴🚩↙️↙️↙️ @purplehazel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I need trans women who are my age to be into me why do I attract 26 year olds like a magnet
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Charlotte Counterattack @dykeanthrope.dog · 04/09/2026
Everyone keeps calling me an ace pilot but I am not!! I fuck!!! I'm a pilot who experiences sexual attraction and I FUCK. IM A FUCK PILOT!!!
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maya apparitionpussy @membrane.hellstar.plus · 04/09/2026
i don’t have anything new but i lost my job yesterday so this is a great time to buy some music for bandcamp friday hellstarplus.bandcamp.com
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hellstar.plus
hi i'm maya
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taby 🏳️‍⚧️ @tabymeow.afrolatinsky.app · 03/09/2026
i whish all trans women a very money
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ChloeCade @chloecade.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
60 years without him today... I can't believe it 💔
Pigmon from episode 8 of the original Ultraman series.
Text reads:
"September 4, 1966, Pigmon, who was popular among the girls, died."
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niki 🍂 vgen comms open! @kitamars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
ce2 themed bday gift for @esshemasha.bsky.social ceo of amuchars……….GO PLAY CHAR’S ENCORE NOW NOW NOW NOW
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maya apparitionpussy @membrane.hellstar.plus · 02/09/2026
girls who got appointments
maya and alanis sitting at the bus stop, maya is wearing a black t shirt with an angry cat woman design on it and a zip up hoodie, and alanis is wearing a black t shirt with a boob window
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Stryfe Minis @stryfeminis.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Throwback to Baharroth #nerdlings #warhammercommunity
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A picture of Brian with the text: 
I've tasted the 9-5 and I've tasted unemployment I recommend not being born
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Chloé Stawski @chlowski.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
a nymph's rest
drawing inspired by part of Waterhouse's painting "Hylas and the Nymphs", except I'm focusing on only three nymphs, partly immersed in water, enjoying the sun, no longer looking at Hylas (he doesn't exist here) but enjoying themselves in their corner of the pond
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hi everyone Antony Antano The Internet’s Busiest Ant here with a review of the ringpop i just found abandoned in a field
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Smt IV Strange Journey Pixie says "oh I wanna go to the bathroom"
Your options are 
Hold it
I'll go for you
Just do it right here
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0x19.co @0x19.co · 31/08/2026
it's not tylenol giving the kids autism it's actually me
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BAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
LOOK AT EM GO
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My favorite Mr. Beast moment was when he got punched in the stomach by Mike Tyson and for the briefest of moments, Jimmy Donaldson's lazy grin was replaced with an expression of animalistic fear. For an almost imperceptible window, there were no metricd or merch opportunities, only flesh and pain
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[adult suede] @suedeinbrackets.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
PIT STOP
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coca (18+) @ FWA @cocadope.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
www.double-dog.com back up and running >:33
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mac the werebunny 🐇⚧️ @saintmac.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
combination fast food chains should have a lovechild menu item. like a combination pizza hut and taco bell should have a extra most bestest burrito, and a kfc/taco bell would have a famous bowl crunchwrap
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Venicello @venicello.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
(35 year old chuunibyou) rrrgh!! the demon sealed inside my lower back... it's struggling to escape...
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easily gored princess @draculaflowniece.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
one thing i really need this space to start engaging in more is the inclusion of black and brown women in your fiction/art/whathaveyou. i dont see enough kink art celebrating us and that needs to change otherwise the writing on the wall becomes that we're not welcome, that it isnt a space for us.
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Hazelthelioma🏴🚩↙️↙️↙️ @purplehazel.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Extremely horny and depressed is stupid fucking combo
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Hazelthelioma🏴🚩↙️↙️↙️ @purplehazel.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
UghhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Hazelthelioma🏴🚩↙️↙️↙️ @purplehazel.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Ugh I feel awful today
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 14/10/2025
consider: ashton jeanty saying “football” over and over again
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Hazelthelioma🏴🚩↙️↙️↙️ @purplehazel.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I took such a hot pic of my ass but its way too much for bluesky 😔
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-🤍 (comms open!) @minusantlers.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
caught between conversation
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𝓐𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓮 @hotchickhell.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Dragon Queen
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Hazelthelioma🏴🚩↙️↙️↙️ @purplehazel.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It's crazy how horny missing my shot by like one day makes me
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Hazelthelioma🏴🚩↙️↙️↙️ @purplehazel.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Just finished chars counter attack and I don't think I understood a single thing said in that entire movie
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Hazelthelioma🏴🚩↙️↙️↙️ @purplehazel.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The people of Tumblr are philistines who don't appreciate fat tgirls so hopefully the enlightened populace of bluesky will appreciate these
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