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Benwa the Enchanter

@thebenwa.bsky.social
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Gonna fetch a 3mv enchantment you've never heard of gonna force you to LIKE it He/Him linktr.ee/thebenwa

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❥ ▕▏ TEA @teamiibo.bsky.social · 6h
COOL ASS FUCKING SKELETON #deadlock
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Benwa the Enchanter @thebenwa.bsky.social · 10h
youtu.be/SEatoF5ys08?...
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We're the Rats
YouTube video by Seanatar
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Mascot Texorcism 🐯 @texsaber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've had this stupid joke in my head for the past 3 weeks, I had to put it into drawing
Theatrical poster for "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me," except the portrait of Laura Palmer is replaced with a Walkling from the game Big Walk, and the film name is replaced with "Big Walk with Me"
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Benwa the Enchanter @thebenwa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
8-0 in the first 15 minutes I'm a different kind of creature
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i have a working theory that i drive a lot of engagement here
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Benwa the Enchanter @thebenwa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
we've been able to gameify the language of genuinely evil thoughts into a technically not-breaking-the-rules form is so clearly how we fuckin got *here*. And then to punish victims for nor engaging "respectfully" It's complicit in our backslide into fascism please choke on piranhas about it!
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Benwa the Enchanter @thebenwa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can any America friends confirm that your Oh Henry candy bars were discontinued almost 7 years ago
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Benwa the Enchanter @thebenwa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sometimes my cat jumps on my keyboard with just enough purpose I let her drive a bit and see where she goes ftgyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrwgtqrs\e377777777777777777777777777777777777777777
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Benwa the Enchanter @thebenwa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"How do I stop the loop, you ask?"
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Benwa the Enchanter @thebenwa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dear wotc, emphatically
static.klipy.com
How Many Times Do We Have To Teach You This Lesson Meme
Alt: How Many Times Do We Have To Teach You This Lesson Meme
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maud @peloriemate.net · 25/08/2026
some oomfs need to hear this
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Benwa the Enchanter @thebenwa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
SO GLAD YOU ASKED
Connecting the Dots
{1}{R}
Enchantment

Whenever a creature you control attacks, exile the top card of your library face down. (You can’t look at it.)

{1}{R}, Discard your hand, Sacrifice this enchantment: Put all cards exiled with this enchantment into their owners’ hands.
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Command Zoe🔜PAX Unplugged @commandzoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
BUGS NOOOOOO!!!!!!
bugs photoshopped onto on eaten by piranhas
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Benwa the Enchanter @thebenwa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
At this point Bugs is on some vibe coded watch list because lmao they keep getting got for looney tunes statements
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never linger; rightly grow @nlrg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
look how they unmassacred my girl
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Benwa the Enchanter @thebenwa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
She resident on my evil until I whitest kids u know sketch
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Benwa the Enchanter @thebenwa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sway of the Snitties
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underscoredan @underscoredan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the people responsible for this should be put to death btw
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Benwa the Enchanter @thebenwa.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
GC never forgets
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Benwa the Enchanter @thebenwa.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Been using M1s on Street Brawl to improve my aim tracking and we finally hit the MVP hat trick w/ Seven I love this stupid goober
A list of 3 back to back street brawl wins, all where I played SevenA Seven MVP screenAnother, different Seven MVP screenA third, also different, Seven MVP screen
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Benwa the Enchanter @thebenwa.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A snippet of text from another window, reading
"I will pray to a star on your behalf. No discernible effect."
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
great art articulates eternal truths
script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read

ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
   [They do not log off]

                                  CURTAIN
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Benwa the Enchanter @thebenwa.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Half of the legends revealed today are cool and interesting and thought provoking and half of them I couldn't tell you their power or toughness bc I fall asleep in the rules text
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Benwa the Enchanter @thebenwa.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is the cultivated meta between @girldickenergy.bsky.social and the rest of us
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
instead of simply calling someone "cowardly" or "having no balls," consider:
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Every other headline now is "Huge liar who's financially motivated to lie says"
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’M AT THE URGENT CARE I’M AT THE TACO BELL I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL
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Benwa the Enchanter @thebenwa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The DIRE state of VR as an industry, my storage locker was broken into recently (I found out last night) and the thief took all the headsets out of the box and then left them inside anyway
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Benwa the Enchanter @thebenwa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
oh shit new starcraft didn't think they'd get back into rts oh its helldivers
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Benwa the Enchanter @thebenwa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
*sighing and complaining at the wall* Man the lemon ending sucked
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Benwa the Enchanter @thebenwa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My duo and I went a *little* sicko mode
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Benwa the Enchanter @thebenwa.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I have no strong feelings about Alchemy being phased out of Arena, other than I like it when there's mechanical consistency across paper and digital. It makes it way easier to talk about the game with Arena players
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boobs are progressive and feminist @bapaf.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
apparently I never put this one to bsky? Okay here you go
a reductress article with the headline QUIZ: Are You Even Good Enough For Tier List Placements To Matter?
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Benwa the Enchanter @thebenwa.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
so,,,is there a *Mister* Vraska at the moment? 👀
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Benwa the Enchanter @thebenwa.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Been sitting on "I didnt believe it but releasing Emrakul IS in fact, gender affirming care" in the drafts I'm glad we're on the same wavelength
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Interesting MTG Art (scary version 💀) @interestingmtg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
(If Jace Reality Fractured too hard) Jace: "Looks like I've ejected myself out of reality, and into Universes Beyond. Wait, who are you guys?" Steiner: "I'm Steiner FFIX, and this is my good friend, Sloppity Bilepiper." Jace: "Why do they call you that?" (sloppity bilepiping occurs) Jace: "I see."
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Em, Rat Queen 🐀🏳️‍⚧️ Has Menace and Ward 2 @ratqueenem.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Meanwhile, in Innistrad: "Drake, where's the moon?"
Hey Drake

Yeah, Josh?

Where's the moon?
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Benwa the Enchanter @thebenwa.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
How your email finds me
It's the mario face from 64, upside down and squashed a bit
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Benwa the Enchanter @thebenwa.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I can't believe reality fracture was kingdom hearts this whole time AKA Tam got Jorted
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Old Hobbes 🔜 Private Practice @hobbesq.bolasgang.com · 07/09/2026
If you know what this symbol represents I highly recommend doing some estate planning
Expert level expansion symbol
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Benwa the Enchanter @thebenwa.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'm not really a student of the lore but why is multiverse Jiang Yanggu desparked
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Benwa the Enchanter @thebenwa.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is no prime time
Hexhaven Invigorate, the alternate reality Obliterator that tutors lands instead of blows up permanents
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Henn, spooky robot kisser @iwriterobots.com · 08/09/2026
"You can't handle this smoke, white boy" -Jadzi to Jace, episode 2 #Vorthos
The Theorist gasps for air. He feels like he's drowning in potential.

Jadzi laughs. "It's fun in there, isn't it?"

The Theorist feels his headache coming back.
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Benwa the Enchanter @thebenwa.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I think we improve commander as a format when we realize the thought "is this card good enough for [strategy]" is a form of brain poison
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Benwa the Enchanter @thebenwa.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Jace, for some reason: "but this time she's a triceratops"
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Benwa the Enchanter @thebenwa.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
She has, by accident, paused a deadlock game I'm in 4 times now
one of my cats, goblin, sitting on my keyboard as I'm in a game
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Luna Sy @lunasy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
im always saying this
I become a different person when i pilot the psycho gundam
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Benwa the Enchanter @thebenwa.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Turning into a single issue voter but for this
A screencap of the steam page for Onimusha: Way of the Sword, which is $95 CAD
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