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Wishing I could solely wander with my camera

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 15h
renaissance painting when the renaissance is really fucking stupid
senator schmitt and his two idiot staffers after making a generational fuck up
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 13h
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Ian @511ian.bsky.social · 8h
How can I hear the Curb theme over this already?
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 21h
There's a shit-ton of actual anti-Semitism in the world today, but Netanyahu's fraudulent misuse of the term devalues it dangerously. Hamas is anti-Semitic and murderous. Netanyahu is a cynical, murderous shitheel. Mamdani is an American politician with a perverse impulse to tell blunt truths.
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leveloneminiboss.bsky.social @leveloneminiboss.bsky.social · 22h
I cannot remember, even in 2006, this level of Republican panic. Maybe they’re wrong, but it’s stunning.
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Ian @511ian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Banking on that level of capital spending to generate revenue with borrowing rates going zoooooom is... fun
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Headquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ken Paxton: The criticism has been that I let a child predator out after one day. Well guess what? They served 60 days.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have written the finest lede of my career channel-6.ghost.io/the-2026-top...
Eat shit, America: here's Iowa football
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Enough with the niggers, enough with the jewrats" This important message on X the Everything App has been brought to you by Home Depot, McDonalds and Disney.
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Erin Grievances @erinbartram.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't want to make civic arguments about history. I don't want to make instrumentalist arguments about history. I want engineers to understand my discipline is rigorous too and if not I want to be able to make fun of them forever because no historian ever built a bridge that broke in the wind.
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Ian @511ian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Seven Samurai Kurosawa Flag Scene
ALT: Seven Samurai Kurosawa Flag Scene
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Ray @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026
Roald Dahl (high as hell, staring at a chocolate bar in one hand) : Wait. I just thought of one... *looks at the peach in his other hand* ... no, TWO book ideas
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Adam Keiper @adamkeiper.com · 28/09/2026
"These MAGA weddings are Mos Eisley cantinas for counterintelligence." –@michaeldweiss.bsky.social
Screenshot of a quote-tweet by @michaeldweiss dated 27 Sep 2026. The original tweet is from "Sigal Chattah" (@Chattah4Nevada), and reads "Love is in the air [two heart emojis] Congrats [champagne emoji] to our amazing @AlinaHabba & @turhanmildoin [three emojis showing the Hamsa, a blue hand with an eye in it]." That text appears above a picture showing Kash Patel, Alina Habba, and others at a wedding ceremony. In his quote-tweet, Michael Weiss writes: "Why, that’s Ali Abdelaziz is on the far left. Manages a lot of Russian, Belarusian and Chechen MMA fighters including Khamzat Chimaev, who is close to Kadyrov. Abdelaziz was an FBI informant until the Bureau dropped him because they suspected he was a double agent. Looks like Ka$h (far right) has forgiven and forgotten. These MAGA weddings are Mos Eisley cantinas for counterintelligence."
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is literally a Simpsons joke
So learn on the go with
your phone, wherever you are.
Genghis Khan
Professor of HistoryGenghis Khan Simpsons

YOU'LL GO WHERE I GO DEFILE WHAT I DEFILE, EAT WHO I EAT HMM?
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Ian @511ian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Welcome to the backlash of the complete reformulation of the American education system over the last 15-20 years towards "learn to code" while gutting the humanities. It doesn't help that the ways STEM impacts our daily lives for most people has been to make things worse
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
when it's time to point out Drake's flaws
Kendrick Lamar grinning at the Super Bowl halftime performance
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The rule is that if your parents have a blue Wikipedia link you're a nepo baby. Below you can find the daughters of a billionaire and a Hollywood producer.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 26/09/2026
Texas guy peeing on the field with the World Cup PAUSA DE HIDRATACION overlaid on it
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
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Ian @511ian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bad weather football is best football!
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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 26/09/2026
Tech companies suddenly decide they can, in fact, moderate content on their platforms after all
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Ian @511ian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Butcher's Masquerade By Matt Dinniman #2026BooksofIan
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Ian @511ian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
John Wick #2026MoviesofIan
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"You're making fun of queer people" I think most people are pretty sympathetic to the queer woman living out of her truck, $50k in debt, abandoned by her business partners, who thinks she is obligated to sit through 3.5 hour accountability sessions for the crime of wanting to keep the business open.
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Will this trend continue? I have no idea. But it is very striking to me that after years of being told I needed to learn to code (I actually did, in high school, but ok) and to do STEM, the numbers-and-code folks have mostly managed to automate away their own jobs.
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
To paraphrase Tom Wolfe, we are witnesses one of the great unexplained phenomena of modern astronomy: namely that the dark night of AI-Job-Replacement is always descending on the humanities and yet lands only in math and computer science.
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Ian @511ian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
An account this big not understanding senate rules and besmirching Senator Alsobrooks is just incredible. Tie vote, no Vance, motion fails. He never would have to vote on the motion.
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
[THIRD WAY CONSULTANT CHARGING $500/hour] Here's the list of constituents whose rights you can walk back for up to an increase of 0.25% in the polls [MEDIAN DRIVER] I will kill for whoever promises to bring back the gas prices we had during Woke 1.0
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Whoa hey now whoa buddy that’s crazy
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 24/09/2026
ATTENTION THE BEST THING ABOUT AUTUMN HAS FINALLY ARRIVED IT IS TIME FOR TINY DOGS IN TINY SWEATERS
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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 24/09/2026
If you’re online enough to get this, we salute you and also maybe go outside and attend a football game this weekend. 😅
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AP Stylebook @apstylebook.com · 23/09/2026
Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics.
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https://apnews.com/article/openai-safety-ai-framework-089e75b95bc935af092da7b79d92706d
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am not pointing the finger at any one specific official, but zeteo.com/p/reservoir-...
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First Draft – 🤫 ‘Reservoir Dogs’: Trump’s Massive Leak Hunt Stalled Out For This Hilarious Reason
Turns out it's hard to find blabbing snitches when everybody is a snitching blabber. Also, Trump's slush fund is put on hold and some Democrats belatedly regret marching with genocidal Israelis.
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Dominique Baker @bakerdphd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"...Vance not only briefed POLITICO on the state of the Iran deal talks, but spoke to a group of reporters from several news organizations. In exchange for the information, those outlets agreed to grant Vance anonymity. Status, which did not participate in the briefing, is not bound by those rules."
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Ian @511ian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's wild how Mamdani's focus on just getting random shit done has created a massively defensive reaction from the incrementalist/centrist crew. My theory? It shows that putting your neck out there to move things forward (and the risks that entails) can work, but it takes some level of courage.
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Ian @511ian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Good Lord it seems like some GOP senators actually have economic advisers that aren't pulling punches on the knock-on effects of absurdly high diesel prices. This shitshow is going to get insane
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it's weird that ai got too dangerous to keep advancing right around the time money got more expensive to borrow
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Al Swearengen @al-swearengen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Next up, Chaucer in Esperanto!
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The director/camera crew having the idea to locate a SeatGeek sign in the stadium and zoom in on GEEK and get it on the broadcast within 10 seconds of Benetti nerding out is the pinnacle of sports broadcasting
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Communism has no place in America, the President declares the day before rolling out his new state television station.
The White House •
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WALLE HOUSE
1d•
Communism directly opposes the United States
Constitution and American values.
While every Democrat voted against the largest tax cuts in American history and over 100 refuse to condemn socialism, President Trump will ensure that communism never has a place in America.
ПОЛЕННІ
COMMUNISM HAS NO
PLACE IN AMERICABenny Johnson • • Follow
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TRUMP TV IS OFFICIALLY LIVE 24/7
The White House just launched "TRUMP TV: The Essentials Station" — a nonstop stream featuring President Trump's speeches, major announcements, past highlights and administration updates, refreshed in real time.
The launch comes amid Trump's escalating fight with
CNN, MS NOW and Politico, which have sued his administration after being barred from White House access.
Americans can now watch the White House's own selected footage and announcements DIRECTLY,
24/7.
The media landscape just changed in a BIG way. •*
TRUMPOV
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Rob Friedman @pitchingninja.com · 22/09/2026
Jason Benetti gets absolutely roasted by his own production crew with the camera cut after his Austro-Turkish War reference. 🤣
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My list: 10. FOX broadcast 2004 ALCS game 4 9. FOX broadcast 2004 ALCS game 5 8. FOX broadcast 2004 WS game 1 7. FOX broadcast 2004 WS game 2 6. FOX broadcast 2004 WS game 3 5. FOX broadcast 2004 ALCS game 6 4. FOX broadcast 2004 WS game 4 3. The Wire 2. Sopranos 1. FOX broadcast 2004 WS game 4
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Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈 @maxdubler.com · 21/09/2026
I totally agree. People from small towns moving from to Los Angeles, California to pursue fame and fortune is a new and bad thing that began in the social media age and should stop immediately.
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Lol
Angely Mercado: Part of my personal issue with gentrification as a lifelong Queens res is how insensitive some of the conversation is towards working class BIPOC areas. "oh it's good here now!" So you're saying the area was bad when it was mostly brown working class people? We have a right to feel hurt by that.

Chris T: Queens was over 60% white in the 80s. It's *more* diverse now
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Ian @511ian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I beg of people gatekeeping who is allowed to move to NYC in a misguided effort to protect neighborhood character to read anything at all about pre-1970's NYC going back to its founding.
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Emily Nussbaum @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I truly don’t understand this “transplant” nonsense. The whole THING about NYC is that ppl come here from other places to mutate into New Yorkers! TO SEE IF THEY CAN BE KING OF THE HILL, TOP OF THE HEAP! Imho a rando who moved here a year ago is the MOST NY person. Welcome Ohio rando, have a bagel
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Anjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I know this is alarming people, but it looks to me like someone just restated the terms of NATO membership to him
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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 19/09/2026
Bowdoin helmets going hard this week.
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