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2ndEzekiel

@2ndezekiel.bsky.social
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Zeke. Any Pronouns. 18+ only.

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it’s ben @yotsuben.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you know, the voice actor for Biddy Blas has gotta be having the time of their life lmao
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💀 House of 5000 Big Skeletons 🩻 @sir.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
here's biddyblas.mp3
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Throwback to when I made a Simpsons take on Skinamarink by editing backgrounds from the show
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Andrew Hulshult @andrewhulshult.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Mina Cream @minacream.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hong Hua x Anatolia sketches
Hong Hua x Anatolia (FEFW)
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh...
Panel 1

Field is reading a book and talking about it.

Field: This autism memoir is fascinating. A lot of it is surprisingly relatable.

Panel 2

Field: It's funny that I've had similar experiences, thoughts, and habits. It's like reading about myself.

Panel 3

Field stares into the distance. They are suddenly evaluating everything about their life.

Panel 4

Field watches a sunset. As if watching an old world vanish into darkness before a new one comes into the light.
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Kallidora Rho @kallidorarho.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
The author's brazen fetish, presented with such hedonistic flair and and open pride it makes you feel a little embarassed for needing to hide your own passions behind self-effacing jokes in order to preserve a sense of safe, pseudo-ironic detachment
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James GHOULizio 👻 @theswweet.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026
Regardless of how this shakes out it's not good when I'm seeing my friends talking about how they have to think about this stuff when they are maybe the only woman at a preview event.
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 30/09/2026
correct, you should not attempt to launch a game like deadlock in 2026 without all of those things.
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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RemPhase (COMMISSIONS CLOSED) 🔞 @remphase.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Spookydoof @doofivirus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
jontron about to say something racist (Switch 2 Edition)
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Extra Haunted Doll, Dana Lexa @authorx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Another thing to remember on this bisexual day is that The Grungler is canonically bi. I do enjoy how it's become a term for "token cis guy who hangs out with a bunch of trans weirdos" but the original post was also about straight women being weird about bi men.
women will go on a 1st date with a guy and things will be going well until the guy casually mentions he's bi and she'll go home and start posting stuff like like 'we need to normalize being straight' and 'whatever happened to beauty' meanwhile the guy went home to play video games with a bunch of weird discord transsexuals and he named his character 'the grungler' and he keeps saying stuff like 'check it out guys, i'm the grungler'
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how come meteors always be landing in craters @azureskysm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Every game in a series that comes out today by a major company must be a complete reimagining and must scope creep beyond its core audience and be able be everyone's first game and must be 100 hours long and take 10 years to develop and cost $80 forever
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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shonen @sho.nekoweb.org · 21/09/2026
me and my weird niche porn on my bluesky
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It's Hex! 🍎💙 @babyfur.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
opening mwhilds for the first time in like a year and laughing because i totally forgot i did this
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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Pat Stares At FOREVER @patstaresat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I pee sitting down because I like the feeling of swinging my legs
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Reina @ home @tarantunya.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
sending mutuals porn with their specific tastes like penguins giving their loved ones the most beautiful pebbles
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Calc Becomes Her @hotcalc.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Monster inbreeding is a serious issue please never purchase a crony, henchman, minion, monster, or dark beast from any Demon King without their proper paperwork, this is what moblins looked like 100s of blood moons ago compared to now.
A Moblin from Ocarina of Time. an ugly emaciated beast, so vile it could not live and breathe on this earth that modern Zelda games insist is a "Moblin"
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Pat Stares At FOREVER @patstaresat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I would place my hand on the bible to tell you that I would engage in sexual congress with that fucking bear I swear to god
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Pat Stares At FOREVER @patstaresat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
He's so hot
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lou-ellen @louceph.com · 11/09/2026
Buer
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Taka Hanazawa @takahanazawa.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
A riff on the famous Mike Primavera (@primawesome) tweet about shelter cats and coyotes, with substitutions in brackets

My neighbor told me [Republicans] keep eating his [vulnerable minority groups] so I asked how many [minorities] he has and he said he just [Votes Blue, No Matter Who] and gets a new [minority] afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding [vulnerable minorities] to Republicans and then his daughter started crying.
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Jiikae @jiikae.com · 10/09/2026
The “Big 3” gaming platforms are actually Nintendo, PC and a Chinese emulation device of your choosing.
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Super Noatic! @xenogears.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
as it turns out your mother who still calls all consoles 'the nintendo' wasn't stuck in the past but gifted with apollo's fucking visions and prophecies
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 09/09/2026
lol for metroid going ok ok samus is gonna talk again but this time instead of going on about adam she's going to say she wants to eat you. are you happy now. is that what you freaks want
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Jim Zub @jimzub.com · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period. The only AI I 'use' is shit foisted on me - summaries and slop vomited on my screen as part of internet browsing or injected into programs I work with until I turn those settings off or rip those parts out by the roots.
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Pat Stares At FOREVER @patstaresat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
When GTA6 comes out the first thing I'm gonna do is find and suck off some male hookers. Then I'm gonna go home and play the game.
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 05/09/2026
OK, now these pitches are just out of hand.
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hey! Look over here! You can press the Ⓐ 𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙣 to make me shake my queer little ass.
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Pat Stares At FOREVER @patstaresat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Does anybody else have to rub their taint like a nearly empty tube of toothpaste to get the last bit of piss to come out?
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CoolestFuckerAround @coolestfuckercfa.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
my take on kris' biological parents
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 26/08/2026
The best way to honor the two who have left us recently, imo, is to keep being as gay as possible
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Devour🌱 @devoureroftime.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Gamescom AI Slop Thread. Every game from the Gamescom Opening Ceremonies that was actually AI Slop so you don't have to care about it.
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Alberto y El Hocico @alberto.ink · 20/08/2026
Ever since they put this new data center in at the edge of the city all sorts of strange things have started happening...
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Pyronoid! 🦉🐻 @pyronoid.com · 17/08/2026
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pinky @tanookitalez.com · 17/08/2026
the hero swings both ways #zelda
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Sprouts 🌱 @ BLFC @coolartcorner.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Life just be that way all the time 🙃
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The thing about the genAI age is that it's teaching me all that stuff I thought was important like working hard and keeping an eye on details in your work weren't actually that important to these people but rather an avenue to allow managers to yell at me
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Jason @envinyon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
its so fascinating watching tech companies reach their peak in terms of growth and then just completely go insane
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Vintage screenshots of PC-98 Eroge with nothing but the name of the game — probably fine Screenshots of Ocarina of Time backgrounds that don’t actually appear in the game with a post that says “Zelda 64 was such a vibe” — Adolf Hitler’s alt
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Casval ☄️🏳️‍⚧️ @redcomets.net · 17/07/2026
A tweet.

LGBT GROUP CHAT: The rise of global conservatism is making it harder for me to live my life despite me having done nothing wrong at all

WEEABOO GROUP CHAT: need reimu hakurei armpits

BACK TO THE LGBT GROUP CHAT: have you seen this [picture of reimu hakurei armpits]
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
we're torturing the inventor of the cover letter later if you want to join in
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2ndEzekiel @2ndezekiel.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Really cool that we can hide reposts from users now, but can I have the opposite too? I want my phone to let me know, upon opening, that someone reposted chubby hentai and I need to see it.
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2ndEzekiel @2ndezekiel.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This is me recommending you learn basic sigil magic.
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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
All the people who are anti-Chadley or want to mute Chadley, I have one question: If Chadley disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through Final Fantasy VII without him or the Chadley menu? Imagine Chadley was suddenly banned. Would you actually be willing to give him up?
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