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Merc with a 🫦 @mercuryal.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
#SpookySeason
Two side by side phone lock screens.

Left: 11:59 Monday September 30
Dana Barrett (Sigourney Weaver, Ghostbusters) wearing a grey wool winter coat and pink scarf in normal makeup.

Right: 12:00 Tuesday, October 1

Zuul has taken over the body of Dana Barrett and she vamps in an off the should red shirt and slutty hot eye makeup.
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🖤Napanda🖤 @2na2panda.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Het gaat niet goed, maar ik ben wel even buiten geweest vandaag
Zon schijnt door de bomen in een parkje
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ postes @rem.bsjky.team · 01/05/2024
scene from bambi where bambi’s mom gets shot. edited in is a skeleton making a victory pose fires two large rifles in the air. a picture of jesse from breaking bad is superimposed on the corner. all four things (bambi, bambi’s mom, skellyman, jesse) are labeled “leftists” in different fonts
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ANNUAL HALLOWEEN REMINDER THAT ANYTHING WITH ACTIVATED CHARCOAL *WILL* FUCK WITH YOUR MEDICATIONS
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Shades @damdonjulio.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
#Sinners
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Seven of Sixty Nine @internetperson69.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cropped and memed screenshot from an episode of Star Trek TNG, of an unsuspecting Captain Picard just as he's about to be hit in the head by Deanna Troi. She's grimmacing with the effort, holding her hands together as she gives him the old Captain Kirk Special, a double handed punch. Picard is labeled "Me" and Troi is labeled "The memory of that embarrassing thing I did one time 25 years ago"
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христиан 🍉 @zegmaarcj.eurosky.social · 25/09/2026
De vlag gaat uit als Jan een genderneutraal toilet wordt
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load bearing hole @homosupremacy69.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
SPONGE BOB ME BOY,
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Mikal 🐋 @imawhale.eurosky.social · 24/09/2026
NSGayer killed me
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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Dracula Enthusiast @kmfao.latinsky.app · 22/09/2026
O'Brien on the Enterprise: I love starfleet regulatory engineering. If it's not in the manual, it's not on this ship! O'Brien on DS9:
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Exploding a CD by Spinning it at very high speeds
YouTube video by WhatHappensIfWe
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
September, but I lost my 45 adapter
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Listen, man, you didn’t weird me out you weirded me in. Tell me more obscure facts immediately.
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Nitro 🐻‍❄️ 🔜 Asfurmeet @es.nitrobear.gay · 06/08/2026
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Roel Maalderink @roelmaalderink.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hoe vinden Meta-medewerkers hun eigen Meta-bril? (Samen met @bitsoffreedom.eurosky.social)
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Vera Moreijn @veramoreijn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ik noem het het Waling-Muusse complex: Een psychologisch verschijnsel waarbij mensen zeggen dat homoacceptatie lager wordt door moslims, vervolgens (ongevraagd) toegeven dat ze zelf zo homofoob als de pest zijn, en vervolgens (weer ongevraagd) zeggen dat homo's prolly nooit echt geaccepteerd zijn.
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🖤Napanda🖤 @2na2panda.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"I'll See You Again" Seon Yoo
ABOUT THE ARTWORK 
This is a painting of a woman walking with her dog. peacefully under the red moon of autumn. However there is more story to it. 
My dog, Cookie, died in 2019. He came to my life when I was 16 and had been my best friend since. 
This painting is a reminiscence of the memories of walking with Cookie by my side, and also a promise to him that we will meet again. 
In Korea, when dogs die, we say they crossed a rainbow bridge and we believe that they will wait at the end of the bridge until they meets their beloved family/owners again.
The path on the painting is like the rainbow bridge. The dog is walking ahead of the woman somewhat hesitantly. But the woman is making sure and relieving the dog that she will be there in time and that they will meet again. And that this is not a good-bye.

She is saying "l will see you again.".
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Russell Irving @rginteger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm not much of a Pokémon person, but my son is & trying to buy him cards at retail prices has been nigh on impossible the last couple of years, and I refuse to pay scalpers for anything. So it warms the cockles of my heart to see so many of them having a full meltdown about the recent set. Enjoy!!
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🖤Napanda🖤 @2na2panda.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🖤Molly🖤 2012(?)-2026
Molly(2013) het, een middelgrote dunne lichtbruine hond met bruine ogen zonder staar nog. Molly in 2026 met grijze snoet in een grasveld met bloemen.
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Kiyara ΘΔ Hagfag @kiyara.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Mom says it my turn with the legs!
maned wolf with bush dog legsbush dog with maned wolf legs
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c3rmen @c3rmen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Losing my mind while doing some research for my creature design lecture that the closest relative to the maned wolf is the bush dog. Like there has gotta be a fable where the maned wolf took all the leggie from its cousin
Maned wolfBush dog
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🖤Napanda🖤 @2na2panda.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lesgooo 🍁🍄🍂🎃
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Wirt and Greg in Over The Garden Wall
Alt: Wirt and Greg in Over The Garden Wall
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TallFroGuy - Shape Decider @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Kiki yet bouba vs bouba but kiki #critterposting
Crude drawing of two cats mirroring eachother diagonally on fields of lurid green and psychadelic purple. The orange stripey cat features many straight lines. The orange spotted cat features many circles. Shaped like shapes.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Still the television show Taskmaster showing Alex's face when he sat bare assed on a cake with text that says "Alex Horne sits on a cake"
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MJ O’Neill 🏳️‍⚧️ @mjoneillchw.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“This mysterious disaster in Gaza that nobody specific has caused and that definitely nobody specific can stop at any time. It’s really sad :(“ This dude continuing to try and statement his way out of this is going to really bury him, huh?
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Arjan @arjanmuil.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Goed artikel in NRC www.nrc.nl/nieuws/2026/...
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Discriminatie door de politie? ‘Witte Nederlanders hebben geen idee wat we meemaken’
Racisme: In Zuidwijk, de Rotterdamse buurt waar vorige week een 51-jarige man overleed bij een hardhandige arrestatie, overheerst het gevoel dat er sprake was van discriminatie. „Iedereen van kleur he...
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 18/09/2026
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Bo Salomons🔻 @bosalomons.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Normaliter is de politie er ook als de kippen bij om allerlei belastend materiaal over een slachtoffer van politiegeweld in de openbaarheid te brengen, terwijl het bezwarende materiaal voor de politie maanden moet wachten (of nooit openbaar wordt)." www.bnnvara.nl/joop/artikel...
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Bo Salomons over het politiegeweld in Rotterdam.
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
skipped a pretty key step in the movie review process here
the free press: Hold Your Applause for the New Gaza Documentary
There may yet be hard truths in 'NAZA,, including evidence of Israel's systemic failures. But the reporting around it treats flimsy claims as proof of criminality.I haven't seen the film. This means I cannot confidently assess its editing, corroboration, or the
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Pumpactionmusket @pumpactionmusket.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Holy shit. All of the submission videos are just being uploaded immediately at the bottom of the webpage without any moderation whatsoever. Somebody is getting fired for this. openforlegends.guitarcenter.com/campaign/ope...
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🖤Napanda🖤 @2na2panda.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Molly is altijd heel angstig en gestresst bij de dierenarts. Het voelde niet goed om daar afscheid van haar te nemen dus maandag komt de dierenarts hier thuis.
Molly, een middelgrote lichtbruine hond met een grijze snoet staart in het niets want ze is blind. Ze staat op een pad gemaakt op een oude spoorlijn. Molly, een middelgrote lichtbruine hond met een grijze snoet probeert geluid te localiseren want ze is blind. Ze staat op een pad gemaakt op een oude spoorlijn.
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's tour bus.
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
A bare bum with music written on it. Someone is pointing at it all 'look! Arse music!'
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm like if Invalid Handle were a person
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran trying to perform without a band
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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oooo, my time has come! Good morning! 🩷
A little goblin and a moon with a star. Text says hit girl summer is over, it’s time for goblin girl fall.
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Nadia Bouras @nadiabouras.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 15/09/2026
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 10/08/2026
Ritalin Invitees (@intransitivelie@beige.party) on Mastodon: "I regret to inform everyone that my copy of QBittorrent escaped its sandbox last night and downloaded a whole bunch of content owned by major corporations, and then my copy of Jellyfin broke containment and added those unfortunately-downloaded media files to its various libraries. I'm conducting an internal investigation to figure out how this happened, which will involve consuming these media files until the answers become apparent. Thank you for your cooperation during this trying time."
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Joop.nl @joop.nl · 15/09/2026
Opinie Bo Salomons: Nee, ik wacht geen onderzoek af www.bnnvara.nl/joop/artikel...
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Bo Salomons over het politiegeweld in Rotterdam.
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Extinction Rebellion Nederland @xrnl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Vanochtend werd één van onze rebellen thuis gearresteerd. Net zoals eerder in 2023 gebeurde, is zij van haar bed gelicht omdat ze opriep op de A12 te demonstreren. Of, zoals het OM het noemt, voor  'opruiing'. [1/4]
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Card with pink hearts and a possum in the right lower corner with the words "yeah I'm  gay. G- giving up"
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Michelle Swope @redheadfrommars.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The next Martha's Vineyard and definitely not cursed. Congrats to WIDOWS BAY!
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titsay 𓆏 @titsay.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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MePu @mendaciumpugnator.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Think of the children!!! 🙄 www.youtube.com/shorts/HUNkZ...
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i am thinking of the children
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Molly White @molly.wiki · 14/09/2026
the mold whispering into JK Rowling's subconscious: "you should put on your website a list of every mean thing you think anyone's ever said about you just in case someone doesn't know you're in the Epstein files"
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 13/09/2026
Dog’s Worst Friend. If you’d like to see a new one of these every Sunday, join our Patreon.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 12/09/2026
[A red panda, a raccoon, a skunk, a fox, and an opossum arranged in a pentagram.]

Forbidden Cats
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