David Pakman @davidpakman.bsky.social · 03/08/2026So, um…what’s going on with Mitch McConnell? 141584103
mariafartaroma.bsky.social @mariafartaroma.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Mitch McConnell has been dead for over a month. 010
Claude the Irregular Dragon (TM) @ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026He's playing hide and seek. I think he's in here. 100
Anywhy @anywhy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities... some consider to be... unnatural. 000
Eliana @otrodia.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Last I heard... bsky.app/profile/gran...Just A Grandmom🇺🇸@grandmompa.bsky.socialLMAO! I don't know who did this but.... !BRILLIANT! 060
zferrell.bsky.social @zferrell.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I don't care. One less Republican vote in the Senate. 000
Ignorant Me @ignorantme.bsky.social · 04/08/2026What's going on with you? Is Chorus really AIPAC or something? 000
Jdog17 @therealjdog17.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Gathering flies....so...re-skinned Hall of Presidents animatronic incoming for the next 'proof of life'? Or just straight AI slop? 000
Anonymous Choice ☮️ @tcepser.bsky.social · 04/08/2026static.klipy.comFuturama FreezeALT: Futurama Freeze 000
News From Brazil @newsfrombr.bsky.social · 04/08/2026SOME SAY HE has signed a contract for the next season of *The Walking Dead*. 000
The House of Q Design @thehouseofqdesign.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I heard we're mourning his passing tomorrow. 020
Kaila Brown @mrsjackshampton.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Standing up to his neck in shit drinking coffee, waiting for Satan to announce that the coffee break is over and everyone needs to return to standing on their heads. 020
🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Look I just had a 20 minute phonecall with him- wait. *checks calendar* I am sorry to report I got a call from his wife that he had sadly passed. The arrangements will be forthcoming. 000
LorettaKillian @lorettakillian.bsky.social · 04/08/2026#WhereIsMitch #WhereIsMitch #WhereIsMitch #WhereIsMitch 000
captainblinky.bsky.social @captainblinky.bsky.social · 04/08/2026That's a softball question. He's dead. They're doing a Weekend At Bernie's so they don't have a special election. At this point let's just be glad they have one less vote. 000
OPSECtarian @oposectarian.bsky.social · 03/08/2026He remains in a state of quantum superposition until he‘s observed. 020
gpyr56.bsky.social @gpyr56.bsky.social · 03/08/2026He's going to have a "sudden downturn" in the next day or two. 030
Fighting for Democracy @wiz99327.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I mean…he’s not fucking up our country while he’s being hospitalized or whatever. So we have that. 000
Magstur2 @maggiecenter.bsky.social · 03/08/2026My husband runs a historical cemetery in our town, we figured he will lower the flag on Wednesday. 020
HansKI @hanksi-art.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I see him playing basketball in my neighborhood. In his pajamas... but otherwise he looks fit. He'll be back soon. 000
Mark VDH @markvdhmusic.bsky.social · 04/08/2026He’s dead. Like the democracy he worked so hard to destroy while he was alive. 000
comtechdiagnostics.bsky.social @comtechdiagnostics.bsky.social · 04/08/2026. After August 3rd . . . . 000
Opinionated Terran @opinionated-terran.bsky.social · 03/08/2026He can't vote with the GOP and they cant hold a special election to elect another GOP Senator so hes functionally a permanent No vote Basically the ideal situation for the Democrats 070
BobbyMax716 @bobbymax716.bsky.social · 04/08/2026The Governor of Kentucky ruined any chance of running for president with this feckless effort. Why doesn't he charge McConnells staff with fraud or theft ? You mean you can just literally hide a non responsive politician and get paid. The entire staff gets paid !?! 000
aeneasist.bsky.social @aeneasist.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Is there not a legal duty to document any death in a publicly accessible auditable trail? If someone is missing, don’t the police have a duty to investigate? If someone is on a life-support machine, is there any legal mechanism to find out that fact? 000
rileyrussell81.bsky.social @rileyrussell81.bsky.social · 03/08/2026static.klipy.comObama Says 'He's Dead' and Kicks DoorALT: Obama Says 'He's Dead' and Kicks Door 050
momofanangel.bsky.social @momofanangel.bsky.social · 04/08/2026static.klipy.comCartoon Turtle Stuck Upside Down in PotALT: Cartoon Turtle Stuck Upside Down in Pot 000
Marf @marv88-88.bsky.social · 03/08/2026He died a while back and they didn't want to have a special election in Kentucky. They don't want to lose that seat Republicans. 001
Michael Elizondo @elidelajandro.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Who's to say? (Apart from him.)static.klipy.comWeekend At Bernies: Hold The Boat!ALT: Weekend At Bernies: Hold The Boat! 080
🇵🇷Chuck Martin @singlemalttheory42.bsky.social · 03/08/2026He’s serving as a trial balloon for the Death of Stalin crap these Republican monsters are pulling when Trump dies. 160
chrsnlrn.bsky.social @chrsnlrn.bsky.social · 03/08/2026youtu.be/D9NBfzwdP4Q?...youtu.beThe Wizard of Was | Political SatireYouTube video by Midnight Oil Productions (Jason Moore) 030
farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 04/08/2026static.klipy.comJoker: And Here We Go!ALT: Joker: And Here We Go! 000
Lifelong Bookaholic @aleksis4ashdown.bsky.social · 05/08/2026🤔 Is McConnell working or not? Congress.gov lists him as having cosponsored proposed legislation on 8/4/2026. 🤔🤔🤔 www.congress.gov/amendment/11... 000
RobzieNC🫘🏳️🌈🇺🇲🇺🇦🇵🇸🥎🥁🎸🤿🎣🏕🐕🐈🐴🐔✌️ @robzienc.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Kentucky resident discusses the #MitchMcConnell situation.static.klipy.comFamily Guy: Peter Griffin - I Say You He Dead!ALT: Family Guy: Peter Griffin - I Say You He Dead! 030
Timberwoof Lupindo @thetimberwoof.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Would it be impolite to say, "Habeas Corpus"? 140
osorankusanovic.bsky.social @osorankusanovic.bsky.social · 03/08/2026The governor is a spineless democrat. So nothing. The republicans & his staff will get away with fraud. 000
Dirty Druid @dirtydruid.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I stopped watching you when you refused to speak against Israel, and I think you still won't. Your numbers must be terrible by now, and I hope you are the first of the "Rational Centrists" who becomes a used car salesman. 000
Mr. Ed @edwardlarmstrong.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I can twll you what is not going on, functions like brain or respiratory. 000
Lagmeson @lagmeson.bsky.social · 04/08/2026He is spending time with his BFF Lindsey in “Turtle Juice!!!” 🤪🤪🤪😜😜😜😝😝😝 000
Chris McKercher @systemisbroken.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Call Etta Maestatic.klipy.comWhoopi Goldberg Reacts to Ghost CallAlt: Whoopi Goldberg Reacts to Ghost Call 000
Cheslye@2026 @cheslye2027.bsky.social · 03/08/2026bsky.app/profile/thet...The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social“Do you think it’s fair your office is still getting paid while Kentuckians go without representation?” This is the right Q from @cheering4change. Not only is it unfair, if he’s dead or incapacitated it should be a crime. (Fraud, racketeering, etc) #MissingMitchMcconnell 140
KelleyBean ✌️☮️ @waterwriter23220.bsky.social · 04/08/2026static.klipy.comThe Help: Yep. He Dead.Alt: The Help: Yep. He Dead. 130
mellowcanuck.bsky.social @mellowcanuck.bsky.social · 03/08/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPjP...youtube.comWeen - Push Th' Little Daisies (Official Music Video)YouTube video by Ween 000
"The Epstein Ballroom" at 1600 Brownshirt Ave @tourswag.bsky.social · 04/08/2026he's distracting us from the Epstein Files 021
wjafarrow @wjafarrow.bsky.social · 03/08/2026They finally found him, he's been hiding in a drawer in the morgue. 040
Aaron @aklepp.bsky.social · 03/08/2026He died and still had more courage than the Democratic Party. My party is FULL of spineless idiots that are not up for the fight that they have found themselves in or volunteered to fight. 000
GundamX_Maoh @eskay04.bsky.social · 03/08/2026They fitting him for a new set of puppet strings. He'll back good as new, dont worry about it. 000
Daniel Nodolf @i-am-1.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Must be constipated. Probably hasn’t shit for 40 days. 000
Skorpius @darthtastrophe.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I was just on the phone with him for 20 minutes. Kept talking about how hot was where he is. 1210
pete1456.bsky.social @pete1456.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Well as usual the bitch ass dems are going to let the republicans steamroll right over them 2 months and not one went to his hospital room Not one reporter either Our country officially sucks now 010
atiraslight.bsky.social @atiraslight.bsky.social · 03/08/2026He's celebrating the buck full moon. 010
Michael Ramsdell @mramsdell1967.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Andy Barr is running for senate in Kentucky Against @booker4ky.bsky.social Here is video saying he spoke with Mitch McConnell over this weekend. If your outraged at what is happening with Mitch, consider supporting @booker4ky.bsky.social www.youtube.com/shorts/wFrL7...youtube.comAndy Barr says he had phone call with Mitch McConnell about Fancy FarmYouTube video by WHAS11 020
Breezy Keele @breezy217.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I figure he’s gonna wake up dead tomorrow 🤷🏻♀️been dead the whole time. 000
Richie Newport @richienewport.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Died about a month ago. Probably will announce it officially in a few days and they’ll falsely claim that he died this month. 150
blkhornet.bsky.social @blkhornet.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Mitch is watching the Epstein Files for Blanche. 000
∞💙 Infinity 💙∞ 🗽🌎🌈 🫶 🇺🇦 🌊 @infinity.mynet.org · 03/08/2026Well, he's been out washin' hogs all day, and the hogs, well they just ain't comin clean, even seem to get more dirty with each pass. But he will get back to you when he finishes that and gets done pushing up all the daiseys. ♾️ 010
butch7392.bsky.social @butch7392.bsky.social · 04/08/2026He's been dead since June 14th when there was a cardiac arrest call at his house, either that or he's braindead living on life support. 000
wheresperry.bsky.social @wheresperry.bsky.social · 03/08/2026My condolences to his family tomorrow 000
Wally Kibler🇨🇦 ~ Nasty Canadian @wallykibler.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Mitch McConnell fell and he can’t get up…because he’s dead 020
jerryarmstrong.bsky.social @jerryarmstrong.bsky.social · 03/08/2026He's had flies all over for a month now, and the buzzard's started circling 3 weeks ago after he started stinking !!! 000
The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Oh I totally forgot... today is August 3rd... yeah they should announce he's not coming back to congress today... 020
Vicki Kathleen 💙💙 @vkathleen.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Sometime in the next 24 hours he will “take a turn” and die. Of course he’s been dead but they had to wait until the 3rd to put it out there. 000
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