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@crispymainer.bsky.social
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oligarch/theocrat/rain/demented orange fascist/GOP bootlickers hater, fam/Celts/Pats/TV/yak fishin/movies/Aussie/forward progress/contradiction lover, chill until I’m not

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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The House has only been in session for 72 days this year
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 23h
Not sure I’ve ever heard Paxton utter a single word about a constituent issue. He’s super talkative when it comes to helping pedos and serving billionaires and controlling Congress and prioritizing white people and servicing orange daddy, though!
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“It has what plants crave” depths of stupidity at this point
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Spokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026
Send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you’re not watching InfoWars, you need to catch up✌️
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Any casual McCardle reader knows she’s always had a massive ego. And yet this column is shockingly narcissistic. What a joke.
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Michael McKeon @grinch67.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In the Hebrew Bible, the tithe was mostly food. Grain, wine, oil, livestock. It supported the priestly tribe, and every third year it was set aside for the foreigner, the fatherless and the widow in your town. 6/
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pablo is doing real work. This is what we need to support and amplify ✌️
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 27/09/2026
Their punishment was to write essays.
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well isn’t this just amazing Happy Sunday
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In case any Mainers find themselves in need of auto body work, I’d suggest you get a detailed estimate out of Moody’s, call them 6 times for clarity and potential schedule, and then get the work done elsewhere.
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think I have whiplash 🤣
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sununu is a T rumpswab. If you’re in NH and simply love where we are as a nation right now, John’s your man.
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Run Away! Run Away!
ALT: Run Away! Run Away!
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William Turton @williamturton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thanks to @chrislhayes.bsky.social for having me on last night to talk about our investigation into Susan Collins and the falsehoods her campaign has offered in response to our reporting.
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Kinda feel like you have to share this whenever it appears on your feed ✌️ Thanks, Jim Henson
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mr. Joy is always a righteous show
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In case folks here just wanted to point and laugh at the demented loser. Please don’t allow this shitbird and his fascist caretakers access to your phone.
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is really insightful ✌️
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@collinswatch.bsky.social Oh my goodness
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The FBI Anti-Corruption Squad Was Circling Susan Collins — Until Trump Got in the Way
After the FBI caught a defense contractor’s CEO making illegal campaign contributions, it sought to launch a sweeping political bribery probe involving Collins and others. Then the second Trump admini...
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Fared Al Mahlool | فريد المحلول @faredalmahlool.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This video was filmed in Palestine. My heart struggles to comprehend such cruelty and the heartbreaking disregard for human life. No human being should have to endure this.
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sharing with my followers. Being a Democracy Docket member has made me a more informed citizen and advocate for democratic ideals. Knowing my small subscription fee is helping Marc and his team fight the fascist Republicans party is even better. Click the link and sign up!
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🇨🇦 Paul ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ @paulconquest.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He has frontotemporal dementia, the symptoms of which include loss of social filter and impulsivity. And he’s declining rapidly, on camera, for the entire world to see. The good news is he’ll also lose the ability to defend his prior criminal acts, and clawing back the grift should be easier.
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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WarGames: Nuclear Tic Tac Toe
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Talking tonight with my young adult sons about this very thing. A decade of idiocy is impossible to compartmentalize. Stack on AI threats and evil oligarchs and expanding war and inaccessible housing and escalating living expenses and I just don’t know how humans survive.
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donnayoungdc @donnayoungdc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Reminder: Pro-authoritarian billionaire Robert Kraft's wife Dana Blumberg is among the Trump-appointed members of the Kennedy Center Board who voted to put Mobster Trump's name on the memorial & to also shut it down. Robert Kraft & Dana Blumberg are who Ed Sheeran CHOOSES to associate himself with.
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Fabrizio Gallanti @fagallanti.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
2022. Robert Kraft, then 81, married Dana Blumberg, 47. Who performed at the wedding? Sir Elton John and... Ed Sheeran. These people are not normal. You can easily find online the support given by Kraft to Israeli causes.
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
See, it’s not all bad!
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh my
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Staggeringly stupid. He’ll destroy the country if nobody stops him
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Proooooo-jec-tioooooooon
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Ben Affleck's Retainer Reaction in Good Will Hunting
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If this doesn’t immediately put a spring in your step… watch it again!
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s abundantly clear we’re being looted, but this is obscene.
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I laughed hysterically when I saw this 10 years ago and sent to my fam. And I’m laughing uncontrollably when looking at it and sending to my fam again now. Dippold was clearly destined for greatness. To hear this concept was a rough P&R ep based on the Pawnee murals is 🤌🙌🫡✌️
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
And this is fantastic news!
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It's a small world after all!!
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Well, isn’t this most fantastic news?
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'd like to enter this into the "best thing I've seen on the Internet this month" contest. This racist piece of shit called ICE after these fellas built his fence to avoid paying them. They handled their business. And I love the music this is set to. "You've been, THUNDERSTRUCK!"
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is absolutely genius
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Trump has not once called on Putin to stop bombing civilian population centers, which he targets daily. Witkoff & Kushner never said that to Putin. We cut off Patriots to Ukraine for air defense. But now he demands Ukraine stop bombing refineries while Russia murders civilians.
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Legit this guy has the juice. Call these cowardly fuckin fascists out all day every day
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Son in law of the Russian asset again blames Ukraine for the war.👇
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I love the heart of this movie and of the stars. Still miss John and still appreciate and respect Steve. ✌️
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A recurrent theme in this excellent story about China’s progress is that people there regard Trump as essential to their success, including his ability to drive scientific talent from the US www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
In Beijing, a think tank at Renmin University recently published an assessment titled
"Thank Trump," which wryly hailed his efforts to hasten the "twilight of an empire," by undermining America's alliances, civil service, scientific institutions, and democratic credibility. In the past two years, the international approval rating of the U.S. has dropped nearly forty points, according to a worldwide survey by the Alliance of Democracies; in multiple polls, China now rates higher than the U.S.
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Michael Clemens @mclem.org · 13/09/2026
This will devastate our research+innovation capacity, bedrock of the 21st century economy. 35% of *all* employed people in the US with STEM PhD degrees are both foreign-born *and* graduated from a US university. —> nap.nationalacademies.org/resource/292... Shutting them out is extremist folly.
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Remember this is the law and order party. Ross Ulbricht is a convicted felon and the owner-operator of Silk Road, an online marketplace that facilitated the trade in narcotics and other illegal products and services. Trump pardoned him after he made substantial donations to MAGA.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In the 25 years since 9/11, the United States has spent $8 trillion+ on wars that have taken millions of lives in the name of fighting "terror." Can you imagine if we had instead invested those funds here on climate, health care, housing, and education?
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's not a real political party, folks It just isn't
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Tim Dickinson @timdickinson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
'Make Germany Great Again' Kinda gives away the game, doesn't it
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