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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"Also, Dude, 'Artificial Intelligence' is not the preferred nomenclature. Super Intelligence, please." #AI #SuperIntelligence

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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Listening to the the Republican National Convention tonight. It's basically the two minutes hate from 1984. Am I right? #rnc

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Joe Roberts 🔥💙🔥🐸 @robbyjoe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

He didn’t change. They did.

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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Never forget: Donald Trump has absolutely no idea what he's doing. He doesn't want the job anymore. 18747 is my favorite zip code 😚

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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

“I found out that nobody cared, and I’m allowed to.” - Donald Trump explaining why he no longer saw any reason to limit or be secretive about his family’s business dealings while serving as president of the United States. The DOORS ARE OPEN for everyone on ethics violations now! Let it ride!!!

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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I spoke to Mitch McConnel for about twenty minutes today. He is very concerned about the brutal framemogging of Clavicular, and wants to pass legislation for the deregulation of jestergooning.

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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Trump is obsessed with me! He's spent weeks begging me for a picture! Restraining order NOW!

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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Happy Independence Day weekend, where we celebrate America's hard fought effort to detach itself from kleptocratic autocrats. #America250 #Freedom250

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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Some things simply do not age well. This message was from June 2025....

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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Prediction: The Reflecting Pool will be number one Halloween costume of 2026. It will just be a long mirror covering the torso, speckled in green slime. The Lincoln Memorial will be attached on the forehead and the Washington Monument on the crotch.

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David Pakman @davidpakman.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

I just came across algae at my daughter's swimming class. I picked it up barehanded, said to it “not in Trump's America,” and tossed it in the trash. A whole row of parents stood, saluted, and one couple was even in tears.

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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

@travisview.bsky.social Did you hear about this?? QAnon plotting to attack the UFC event!? bsky.app/profile/marc...

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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Trump aide: "Sir the red meat has spoiled. " Trump: "That okay. These MAGAts will eat anything, even if it's rotten. "

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 16/06/2026

Donald Trump is amazing. My truck used to hold $60 of gas and now it holds $120 of gas. I don't know how he does it but the man is a jenius.

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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

OK so now the Strait is closed again? Loser Trump loses again! No fucking clue what he's doing. He is not running this country.

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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

“Welcome back Artemis astronauts. Today was a great day for America and SCIENCE, which I don't understand and don't believe in. On Saturday I'll be back to threatening Iranian Power Plants, Bridges, and windmills. There will be nothing like it you crazy bastards. You’ll be living in Hell!" DJT

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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Remember, when it comes to Trump voters: It's the PERFORMANCE stupid! The actual substance of anything Trump says doesn't matter as long as he's giving a good performance, which must include red meat for the base. Point is: Ignore the logic of what Trump says. Focus on how sensational it is.

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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

I'm starting a new acronym: TOWI (pronounced toe-wee) Trump's Optional War in Iran #TOWI

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Arizona Right Watch @azrww.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”

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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

I basically understood the same amount of lyrics tonight as I did with Kendrick Lamar last year. #superbowl #superbowlLX #halftimeshow

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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

WATCH OUT FOR ICE!! ( I'm referring to the upcoming snow storm..... ..... or am I?) #ICE

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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

Dear Norway Prime Minister, Despite being a bloodthirsty, warmongering dictator, I didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize this year. As a result, to try to win the prize next year, the logical conclusion I came to was to invade the country of Greenland. Thank you for listening to my TED talk.

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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

I'm coining a new phrase: The Department of War Crimes We can just abbreviate it DoWrC #DoD

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Daniel Schneider @biologistdan.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

If I see Stephen Miller in a movie theater or Chinese restaurant tomorrow, I'm leaving. Shanda. To the rest of humanity Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukka, and Happy Holidays.

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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

Vance will just have to settle for checkers I guess.

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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

So when are we going to rename the Lincoln Memorial to the Donald Trump Lincoln Memorial??? #kennedycenter

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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

Kristi Noem sounded like a broken record on Meet The Press this morning. Just regurgitating lies and propaganda, performing for an audience of one. Everything she said was antithetical to the tenets of the United States. Prove me wrong. #MTP #DHS

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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

Trump is so out of it dude, he probably thinks he's standing next to Elon in a Tesla promotion... #trump #kashpatel

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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Drip, drip, drip those Epstein emails so that they stay at the top of the headlines, and we can focus on each one, one at a time, for SSD long as it takes... #Epstein

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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

@travisview.bsky.social OMG QAA is making us wait!! The suspense is killing me!!!! "We don’t cover the newly released emails about Epstein...because the document tranche was inconveniently released shortly after we recorded this episode."

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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Wow, with the just headlines I'm reading today (11/14/25), between Matt Geatz Megyn Kelly Donald Trump Karoline Leavitt It honestly seems like GOP should stand for Guardians Of Pedophiles. Guarding Pedophiles is now what the GOP stands for. Wake up MAGA! Or die on that hill. #Epstein

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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Any mainstream media organization that does not seriously cover these Epstein emails shall from this day be known as spineless bitches and douchebags. Thank you for listening to my TED talk. #Epstein

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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

@travisview.bsky.social why isn't Qanon going INSANE over this latest Epstein email reveal??? The WHOLE REASON that Qanon exists is to help expose the DC CABAL of pedophiles. It's REALLY looking like Trump was the cabal ring leader, not Hillary... What say you Q??? WHAT SAY YOU??!!

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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

This is where we are now as a nation...

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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Why are betting markets all the sudden the new authoritative source of truth for everything? What up with that?

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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Could Republicans simply wait for Dems to cave, open the Government back up, and then immediately vote to extend health care subsidies? That way, Republicans can claim the whole shutdown was the fault of the Democrats, and health care prices stabilize. What do we think? #shutdown

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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Bessent is a real putz on Meet The Press. All responses weren't answers to the questions he was asked. All responses were Trump suck up answers. These answers are what we honestly have come to expect from Bessent. He has no power. He has no authority. He's a marionette. #meetthepress

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

Your regular reminder that we desperately need to overturn Citizens United and get big money out of politics. It is among the worst Supreme Court decisions in history. It corrupts our political system every day.

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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

Hope you all are having a blessed Thursday

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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

What's hilarious about Trump's fighter jet video is that he can barely walk up the stairs to get into a passenger plane.

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