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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
They keep using pics of Abdul El Sayed from 2020 because he has baby fat and they think he’s too hot these days but tricks on them he stays cute
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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So I saw 4:44 while I was taking a dump and said out loud “I didn’t have to be shitting” and on the tv Adam Sandler in the longest yard says “shit happens” then I wipe tears from my eyes and he says “stop crying” How’s ur morning going
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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My biggest takeaway from a 5 day staycation is that I use the toilet a lot
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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I cannot be left alone with cider donuts
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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I want the community movie to be directed by Abed and it should be just like his first movie with guerilla camerawork and disjointed voiceover of the real cast living their lives since the end of the show.
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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ok fill in the blank with a movie title other than Breakfast at Tiffany’s that fits the song lyric 🎶And I said what about “_______” Because for some reason I just sang “Passport to Pimlico” and I think I’m onto something
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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We thought the white walkers were climate change, they were tech bros
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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
For some reason I thought the twentysomethings at work would know Huey Dewey and Louie
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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Something about synth music crinkles my blood it’s not romantic it’s terrifying
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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My dog and I have the same dinner is it girl dinner or boy kibble
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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dollywood road trip!
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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Never seen so many tomato sandwiches in my life, complete psyop
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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Idiocracy sequel where we see the super rich keeping everyone else in those garbage heaps, they’re dumb too just more evil
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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I’m late to sienna spiro’s party
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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Ok I’m going all in on uncrustables, this is my new walking out the door verbal checklist: phone wallet keys Sammy
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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh some days I think I’m not very musical then some days I feel like best part of living alone is not having to reckon with not being a good singer
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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
You guys I just spent 40 minutes with a woman who was in active crisis about losing her cosmetology license at 83, I didn’t end up doing much but I gave her hope that there are still patient helpful people out there #librarywork
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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Jimothy would share his lunch with you #freeschoollunch
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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I run the AC how I like because I pay the bill. And I like my room crispier than a McDonalds Sprite.
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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Logically, leaks are more likely if he’s still alive. The lack of leaks points to death.
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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I been saying nobody drops dead anymore Way to bring it back diva
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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Back in the matrix, put me back in the matrix, please tell my baby I be back in the matrix
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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Allow me to set the scene. It is 4 July. It is 90°. I am without power. at now 11 PM, it’s been 2 full hours of fireworks from all around. I am wrapped in a torn bedsheet, the only fabric I am comfortable putting directly on my skin. My neighbors are somehow blasting Cotton eyed Joe.
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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I think it would be funny if the wedding was just being simulcast and msg is like the Taylor wedding concert, but the wedding is anywhere else on the globe
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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Is it just me or is aspect ratio the only thing lacking in The Matrix (1999)
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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I’m 40 single and childless, and I am begging my family to remember me at 15 having watched The Matrix on vhs three times in a row when I first got it. Of course I’m non binary.
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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I’d watch a 2hour doc on Mimi Bobeck. Is there backstory to her character that explains her wardrobe being so clearly clown inspired often? Or did they just want the audience to see her as a clown. She’s unique as a sitcom character, even if the writers/producers tried to put her in a box. 💃🏻➕🤡🟰🦄
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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The millennial urge to look at any room with freshly rearranged furniture and say “so many activities”
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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I dreamt I set my kitchen on fire by heating a 40gal Tupperware full of oil and pouring in pancake batter and I was like “I knew it, I knew this would happen.”
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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
static.klipy.com
SNL: Chance, Chris, Kenan's 'Come Back Barack' Song
ALT: SNL: Chance, Chris, Kenan's 'Come Back Barack' Song
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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Totalitarian teetotaler
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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
If you voted for Kamala why haven’t you rioted yet
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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I would like to exist without justification please
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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
No bras past the foyer
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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I want to tell my dasher I love them
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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Ughjihncfhjjhggggjjkkkknnhuuhyyyyyujjjjuuuuuuuujjhhhhhhhh
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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Do societies decline due to absurdity or are we pioneers
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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Doctor strange is the first time I realized that if you get cast as a side character you have been deemed uncastable any higher for any future projects
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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Pretty girls calm Hulk down. Hulk smash.
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hulk wearing glasses and a blue robe talks to someone
ALT: hulk wearing glasses and a blue robe talks to someone
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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Tryna getta yoooooooouuuuu an nat bootay
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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Hiccups are from the Devil
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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Some people need to change jobs
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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I am so sad I woke up too early I only have 20 minutes before my first alarm goes off this is not fair
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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
It’s the last day of the conference and I want to be asleep five hours from here with my dog
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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Hmmm
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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
The dark knight hits a pinpoint bullseye of comic self serious seriousness
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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Why am I still awake
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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Cannot wait for a shower and a gummy
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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I want The Pitt to show surgeons wearing diapers I would settle for The Pitt talking about surgeons wearing diapers Where are the surgical diapers it’s cowardly is what it is
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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Today someone wished future me the courtesy I bestowed upon them Most bad days aren’t all bad
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