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jenniedelicious

@jenniedelicious.bsky.social
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foul-mouthed hummingbird 🌺🫦 bog witch 🍄✨️ professional overthinker 🫠💫 padres girlie 💛🤎

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creanium @creanium.net · 9h
“When the Padres K 9, a rabid canine is allowed to maul the opposing team’s leadoff hitter. Sponsored by Petco”
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jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 1h
The walls in the outfield at Petco Park move out 50 feet for visiting team batting. It's a ground rule.
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jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 2h
I have personally requested that Kwanza Jones purchase the stadium and de-roof it.
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jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 2h
They know they only won that game on a technicality last night.
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Birdley @birdbrad.bsky.social · 9h
The Petco Park snipers are allowed to shoot the ball out of the air. It’s a ground rule.
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 9h
Now a dog is allowed to steal the ball at Petco Park and run around with it. Only when the Padres are up. It's a ground rule.
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jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 10h
If im a padre, im finding a 24-hour rage room 😂
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David Medina @davidmed.bsky.social · 10h
Forever and always it shall be known as: the roofgate game
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Angry Annoyed Girl with Brush
ALT: Angry Annoyed Girl with Brush
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jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 10h
I really want to get up to go to bed rn but I am so flabbergasted 🤣
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jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 10h
I am literally going to die mad about that. I will never get over that call 😂
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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 11h
Any baseball park where you can be called out on a ball that hits the roof is rinky dink, by definition
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Padres Twitter Bot @padres-bot.bsky.social · 10h
@ChadEtch tweeted I can’t believe we just lost to a roof
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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 10h
closing your roof in perfect weather because your fans need help being loud is bitchmade btw
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jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 10h
Well, it absolutely wasn't gonna be easy. They aren't gonna give up over this loss. I do think they're showing up angry tomorrow.
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Bryant @bryantwebster.bsky.social · 11h
Mickey Mouse-ass fucking park and ground rules.
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jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 11h
Brewers won because they have a roof on their stadium. That ball was going to outer space. Bull. Shit.
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jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 11h
Just absolute dog shit call.
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jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 11h
TY MOTHER FUCKING FRANCE DID YOU DO THAT
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jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 11h
Manny is just gonna watch?
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jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 11h
Dont toy with me, plz.
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jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 11h
OH FFS. STOP INJURING MY CATCHERS
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jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 11h
Fast ball to 1st 🤣 sheeesh
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jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 11h
If I know anything about the padres, it is that they are freaks about winning at the last minute. Maybe we get a miracle tonight, maybe not 😅
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jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 11h
That was definitely not the cutest at bat.
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jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 11h
When we drafted this guy, did we find him on the sidewalk outside U-31 or something?
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jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 11h
Well that was cute. Still a 1 run game.
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jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 11h
You can hit it anywhere, but you don't hit it to the crone zone.
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jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 11h
Do not slander my baseball son from the internet, Jackson Merrill.
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jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 11h
Ugh, I know my boy is hurting from that pop out.
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jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 12h
Hitting Ty France is a choice I guess.
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jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 12h
Base-hit Bebo
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jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 12h
Please ffs stop showing the pitches from the backstop, morons!
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jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 12h
We need to do some 7th inning stuff.
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jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 12h
I am not having a panic attack, guys.
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jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 12h
Tf did Jason Adam come from 😂
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Mike @shaqapopolis.bsky.social · 12h
Matsui!!
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Sprite: Caffeine Free
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jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 12h
Extend Yuki.
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jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 12h
SPRITE 🥤
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jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 12h
Look at this dork.
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jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 13h
Wish these announcers would stfu, you'd be confused too when a ball coming at you 102mph hits you several times within a single second.
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jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 13h
See? Baby boy cookie monster can run on a dropped strike 3 too.
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jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 13h
Bradgley gets the Padres out of a bases loaded bind with support behind him. Phewwwwww
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jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 13h
Oh boy, he lost the zone
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jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 13h
We got anyone in the bullpen yet?
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jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 13h
What was the face shake
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jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 13h
Alright fine, there's the #1 team in the sport showing up to play. We have a game now.
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jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 13h
Caaaaan someone explain to my why everyone's bats keep breaking this game
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Erika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 13h
All caught up with #3 #boktober
A watercolor of a Brahma rooster with a human butt
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jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 13h
Great, he can be the first to face that punishment for his human trafficking of minor girls and young women to Jeffrey Epstein.
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jenniedelicious @jenniedelicious.bsky.social · 13h
Jesus leaping christ, that was a hell of a dive by croney. Hope he's ok.
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