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Howard Wilson II

@stile99.bsky.social
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Pronouns are he/him. I am what you would get if sarcasm and the color blue had a kid. Dum inter homines sumus, colamus humanitatem.

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Howard Wilson II @stile99.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
On this Thanksgiving Eve, I want to remind our Canadian friends (as if we have any left) to be extra thankful they don't live in the festering shitshow to the South.
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Howard Wilson II @stile99.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Remember, remember the Third of November Food recalls, ICE thugs, and war. I see no reason that this bastard's treason should be ignored anymore. -OR- Remember, remember the Third of November Corruption, dementia, and rape. Get our souls back & the respect that we lack by getting rid of this ape.
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southerngirlraven7.bsky.social @southerngirlraven7.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Someone told me once that I used the “F” word too much - I asked them what the fuck they were talking about? 🤷🏻‍♀️🤭🤣
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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AW Sylwester @aw-sylwester.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Howard Wilson II @stile99.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
To Eric Dipschmitt: Resign, dirtbag.
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Howard Wilson II @stile99.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Let's ease back on the Trump falling asleep thing. Guys, you know how you need a recharge period after doing the deed? Imagine how you would feel after fucking the entire world. Besides, you know how babies get if they don't have their nap. If you can't tell I am being sarcastic: Hi, have we met?
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Howard Wilson II @stile99.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thank you President Releasetheepsteinfiles! www.barchart.com/story/news/4...
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US stocks drop after oil prices and bond yields crank higher
Rising oil prices are knocking U.S. stocks lower
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Love this 👏😂👇
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Howard Wilson II @stile99.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The best thing about America is even the village idiot can become President. The worst thing about America is the village idiot did.
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Howard Wilson II @stile99.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Professor Darkness @professordarkness.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The minerals of democracy?
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dindin6.bsky.social @dindin6.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Strange to think that an embryo can lose its rights if it develops into a female
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Howard Wilson II @stile99.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Today would be a great day for it.
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Howard Wilson II @stile99.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I read an article that said Elon Musk is miserable because he thinks everyone hates him, and that made me sad. Dude, I don't want you to think everyone hates you. I want you to know it. Everyone hates you.
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Gordon Wark 🤬💥😡🔥🕗🕕🕓🕖 @1stwark.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
For Election Tampering And Theft Of Private Data, Also Just For Being A Twat!
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 04/09/2026
Me: "You wanna go upstairs?" Him: "Oh yeah." Me: "Do you have protection?" Him: [startled] "Why, what's up there?"
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 04/09/2026
Chris Hansen will be the surprise keynote speaker at the GOP convention.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
When you claim renewable energies aren’t workable—but you attach solar panels to all your dystopian Flock surveillance cameras.
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Howard Wilson II @stile99.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Lake Release The Fucking Epstein Files Already. Gulf Of Release The Fucking Epstein Files Already. I can do this all day, asshole. Wanna rename a mountain?
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Lady with an opinion @ladymitopinion.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I remember the pages of print out directions with fondness
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Howard Wilson II @stile99.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Cold day in Hell before I call it Lake America. HOMES, motherfucker. Although If we replace the O with A and rearrange the letters, it does spell SHAME...
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Howard Wilson II @stile99.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Who's going to stop Megatron NOW?
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Rick @rickylongthread.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 25/08/2026
It doesn’t bother me he keeps falling asleep, only that he keeps waking up.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
On 9/11, US airspace closed, Canada launched Operation Yellow Ribbon. Gander, a town of 10,000, received 38 airliners. Residents immediately sheltered, fed, clothed, and supported stranded passengers for days, providing this hospitality free of charge. interestingengineering.com/culture/oper...
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Howard Wilson II @stile99.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Random thought number eight thousand six hundred forty seven: What took us 250 years to build was destroyed by one dipshit in about as many weeks, give or take.
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Howard Wilson II @stile99.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If I should die before I wake. At least I outlived the turtle, that motherfucker's been dead a month and a half.
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Howard Wilson II @stile99.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
@govandybeshear.bsky.social This is the date that will be written next to your name in the history books.
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Howard Wilson II @stile99.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
@govandybeshear.bsky.social The State Constitution gives you the right to nominate a replacement. Too bad it doesn't give you the balls.
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Kim Wexler's Ponytail 🐝💛🎗 @madisonkittay.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If the universe is just and has a wicked sense of humor, this is exactly how IT will happen.
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Bill Leibenguth @bill-leibenguth.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Howard Wilson II @stile99.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Howard Wilson II @stile99.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
@govandybeshear.bsky.social Today would be a good day to do what literally everybody but you thinks you should do. I want the report on my desk by five.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 23/07/2026
(Me, learning that someone I thought was interesting and maybe even cool is anti-trans) Huh, well, that's that then (Drops the whole person into the bin)
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Howard Wilson II @stile99.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
So the only evidence of life is a statement and a picture nobody believes? How long after Aug 4 will he have a "sudden turn for the worse"? Will he last to the weekend or are they gonna be SUPER obvious about it?
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Howard Wilson II @stile99.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
So the turtle may still be alive (yeah right, go on live TV, I dare you). But if he is, consider this. He knows EXACTLY how people will react to the news of his death. He knows he is nothing but a pawn in a very very sick game. His passing will not be mourned, but celebrated. And he knows this.
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Howard Wilson II @stile99.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Turtle soup and graham crackers, Satan? You know that's not a complete meal. You should have fruit. Perhaps an orange?
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Howard Wilson II @stile99.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Thoughts and prayers.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 11/07/2026
The Audible version is just one long exhausted sigh.
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Howard Wilson II @stile99.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Measles is back, there's screwworms in the meat, veggies give you the explosive shits, a nearby town is under a boil order due to E Coli, our government is run by literal dead people. But hey! At least we didn't elect a SKIRT, amirite, fellas? HE MAN WOMAN HATERS CLUB FOREVER! tinyurl.com/yc65puvs
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Homer Being Sarcastic | The Simpsons
Homer being sarcastic.
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Michael Legel @mjlegel.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Howard Wilson II @stile99.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
So at this point I am thinking there is some random mfer in like Wisconsin or something named Mitch McConnell wondering why the hell these idiots keep calling him and yapping for 20 minutes.
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Howard Wilson II @stile99.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Stop He's Already Dead - The Simpsons Meme
ALT: Stop He's Already Dead - The Simpsons Meme
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Get Out The Mid Term Vote @gotmtv.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Howard Wilson II @stile99.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Republicans: Dead people are voting!!! Actually, Bitch McConnell hasn't voted in a minute.
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Luke Russell @lukerussell.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Motherfucker can't even win a war against algae.
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Howard Wilson II @stile99.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
My birthday is in a couple weeks. If anyone is wondering what I would like, how about the government my civics teacher claimed we have? Hey, as long as I'm asking for fiction, can I have a TARDIS?
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