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I'm just really not a home run hitter. I like sports and some of the sports either love me ( #Yankees ) or really hate me ( #Bills ). I also like lots of other

I don't even do rollercoasters. They're called slides. You can slide in em and go about ya business. (No socks) I feel like I could come to you because I alwa

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Blue Jays/Cubs fan. Occasional writer/producer of film, music, and comedy. Baseball, basketball, beats.

Writes music and text. Leftism, ball knowledge, hyperfixations, general weirdness. Reposts way too much. Bi, poly, he/she/they/whatever. Read the pinned.

Lawyer wrangler. I like cooking & Stars hockey more than you. Especially you, in the Red Wings jersey, you suck. 🍞🧀 = #TeamMayo.

Jesus dude. Family dude. Sports dude. Love people dude. Contributing baseball writer with Last Word on Sports.

Husband, father of 2, carpenter and Toronto sports fan (married to a Habs fan). Have not had a proper nights sleep since 2020.

Arbiter of Buffalo or Not. Hell of a RB, tho. Profile pic by @thedrawplay.com Banner by @opepanther.bsky.social The views and opinions presented herein are t

College Football, music, books, whiskey. A girl once doubled over laughing at me when I asked her out, you can’t hurt me. Mercurially living that ‘type, send,

Find a way 🛡️⚒️ Builder of ideas 💡 NFL 🏈 They tried to bury us. They did not know we were Seeds. 🔒🌱🌲 We are the Calvary ⚖️ A republic if you can keep it

hockey, fat af, anxiety for days (opinions my own, not employer’s). #HomeFreeVocalBand #FlyEaglesFly #OskarStrong #BlackLivesMatter

KSE VP of cycling and cinema

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Gamer, podcaster, El Torito & JMM on Distinguished Adventurers! Panelist, photog, diver, golfer, musician, IRL Cleric. #JocksMachina. Pic by Ticcor! Latino, He/

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Still the mom friend. Still 🌈 ❤️. Still the same username. She/her. Really that boring, yes. Older than Jaromir Jagr. Big into hockey and yarn, not so much cry

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Lawyer, gamer, writer, voice actor; all nerdy. GM www.MisfitsofSpace.com VO www.JaredCramVoices.com And Antifa, because fascism is bad. He/Him

NBA / Classic Films

Just some asshole

Oilers, Elks, that virus you heard about (2019-?), and progressive politics. Chess + math in the background. Competence + Compassion always.

Photographer. Father. Husband. Dork. Iceland evangelist. Not a baseball player. Colorado-based. Travel as often as finances allow. Apparently I bake brea

Proud member of the SB Nation diaspora. Living the #DadLife

game dev / comics editor / author probably worked on that thing you like lapsed hockey reporter / aotearoa based represented by ed wilson @ J&A these views r

A&R Admin at Ultra Records/Sony Music | Former Label President at Ropeadope | mostly sabres and movie posts here | Working on more formal writing via Substack (

NJ Native in Philly; #HeATerp; NY Sports, Pearl Jam enthusiast; Supporter of the Red Half of Merseyside; US Soccer, Seattle Sounders fan; Human to Pheebs

Proud Canadian #AbsoluteHorses Living in Winnipeg, MB Ope! 🦃 https://donate.parkinson.ca/site/SPageServer?pagename=SW_2026_home Love my UM hurricanes 💚🧡💚

Long-suffering #Canucks fan. Also in grad school. Will post about both things, but not in equal measure.

retail wine consultant. here to talk wine🍷, hockey 🏒, and survivor 🏝️ (he/him)

I'm starting to see the problem with me is everything

Ex Porco Ecclesiae 🇺🇸 in 🇬🇧 Hey. 👈 Go Irish. 🤏✊🤚

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Dutch film star #H2P

Alex 32 Contact brazil301@gmail.com Unapologetic, Narcissist, Self Aware, Self obsessed born and raised New Yorker. You've probably read about me. Host of Authe

Hockey, Geekiness, Parenthood. Physician at the U of Saskatchewan.

You miss 100% of the shitposts you don't take YEG → WORLDWIDE

ny {⚾🏈🏀}ets, liberty, UB bulls + hangman adam page supporter don't tell me this town ain't got no heart when i can hear it beat out loud stand clear of t

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DFW based. Storm spotter. Disaster Fascinated. Hurricane Hunters Enthusiast. AF Vet. Tropical Research, GEOG/EADP, UNT ‘26 Tor count: 3.5 | And Kill MiGs

Brewers, Badgers, Packers, Bucks, Movies/TV, and general nonsense.

Old nerd, one time sailboat racer, recovering audiophile. If things get desperate here, also @jerryn13@mastodon.coffee

My kids keep me busy. Arsenal, Minnesota sports, history, music (often country). I enjoy a snifter of port at Christmas. “All of you have a big bright light in

This place isn’t owned by a megalomaniac? Good.

“DEMONSTRATE ALL YOU WANT...” - Len Elmore Tar Heels, Boise, CFB, & the Stanley Cup Champion Carolina Hurricanes. #BringBackHomeWhites BBQ ≠ social event. Dad

Editor. Writer. Formerly For The Win, FanSided, SBNation. Nerd nonsense. A mixed bag 🏳️‍🌈 PHL then, STL now

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