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Slec

@slec.bsky.social
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College Football, music, books, whiskey. A girl once doubled over laughing at me when I asked her out, you can’t hurt me. Mercurially living that ‘type, send, proofread’ life Many things DMV, SC, RI related.

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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
@minakimes.bsky.social Is it just me or are there soooo many more discipline penalties in the early part of this season?
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fuck it, the kids and I are staying up late to watch Spiderman Brand New Day. Everything in the world is dumb, this won’t be (hopefully)
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When you’re an hour into your day and haven’t had your coffee yet…..
Me holding my ‘first ‘cup of coffee this morning. On the table, my coffee I poured a few minutes earlier and immediately forgot about
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m trying to think of the fastest way to start an argument with people I don’t know this weekend (for fun). I think i am landing on: I wash my cast iron in the dishwasher White suburbanites will hate that shit…
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Seriously, birthday cake chipwhiches are next level. Birthdaycake ice cream Rainbow sprinkles Between 2 sugar cookies 🤤
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Today is example 975,871 that my super power is: Absorbing and then internalizing other people’s stress.
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
SPORTS!!
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Suuuuuuuuuprr drunk Lets fucking gooooooo
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Great day for a music festival
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Almost Power to the People Fest time. Let’s fucking go
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thanks to Kash, let’s play: Is He The GOAT FUCKER??
reuters.com
FBI deputy chief Bailey to resign after just over a year with agency
FBI Co-Deputy Director Andrew Bailey said on Monday he ‌is resigning his position, leaving the most prominent US law enforcement agency after a little more than a year.
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My kids just described a walking taco to me. It sounds like something college me would come up with, how is this a school lunch option?
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
<Indiscriminate swearing>
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Reason #1 why AI needs to stay away from critical decision making
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ve watched this 20 times in loop. It truly boggles my mind in a hundred different ways, yet it’s also funny
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me, every morning, including this very second
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Only way i’m getting dragged outta these mountains, next summer
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If I were hit like this, my soul would leave my body
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You can type anything into these machines and send it out on the internet. What a world
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
WHY ARE WE DOING ANY OF THIS?!?!?
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Bring back Pros vs Joes
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Running list of mispronunciations in this call Anti-imflammatory (to help someone with gas issues) Epi-domey (epitome) Expedential (exponential)
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just had to scare off the heating oil truck. How many people are getting fleeced by this shit because they don’t work from home. Sorry bud, my tank is mostly full because it’s still basically summer and in the 80’s. The driver took it well, he didn’t seem like he wanted to be doing this
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The past few days, my wife keeps asking me questions about things… (politics or world news) And I have absolutely no idea what she’s talking about. It’s so freeing to not be plugged in for a bit. My brain will not allow this long term but short term…whew, amazing.
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Had a tell us your age without telling us your age ice breaker. I said: in college, i paid my power and phone bills at the grocery store.
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I don’t know if this is infinitely stupid or inspired genius but either way, yes, i want this carsandbids.com/auctions/rNb...
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1985 BMW 325e Coupe 5.3L LS V8 Swap - Sikky LS Swap Kit, Tremec T-56 6-Speed Manual, Track-Focused Modifications
This 1985 BMW 325e Coupe 5.3L LS V8 Swap is for sale on Cars & Bids! Auction ends September 14 2026.
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Why is Dallas, once again getting a primetime window? Things that have happened since their last Conference Championship appearance. Napster and google were founded Princess Diana died Columbine 9/11 Jayden Daniels was born, grew up, and played in a conference championship Apple stock was $.24
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
47 messages in my personal inbox that were not sent from a human today. I gotta go scorched earth on subscriptions and these emails.
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@hollyanderson.bsky.social
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Apparently the trees have deemed today the first day of fall. I can’t ever remember having leaves start dropping en masse at once before
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Apple has $40B if cash on hand but are raising the price if Apple TV. ThE sHaReHoLdErS nEeD tO sEe GrOwTh Absolutely fucking absurd system
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Oh shit, i almost forget to chill…at the cooler… with the stick
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Facts. Also, pre-k me learned this as Sherbert and in my 40’s….I can’t kick it.
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Clemson’s D
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Welp. Everything is dumb G’nite
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I have no hope for this evenings game @ LSU College Football is BACK, BABY!!!
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I can’t believe I agreed to play an evening gig on college football Week 1. What was I thinking?
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Man's Silly Face with Paper Prank
ALT: Man's Silly Face with Paper Prank
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Am currently using excel as a database
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Ahead of high school day 2 and 14 doth proclaimed that she likes all her teachers and classes. I’m guessing that won’t last
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Thinking about buying an Encyclopedia set before all information is ruined
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hmm it’s cheap pizza night on the first day of school Or Next round of thai red curry trials (i’m so close!!)
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It me Great advice
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Todays fun: Buying my 98-year old grandmother some t-shirts described as “sexy basics”
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It me
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
My work Lappy6000 shit the bed, so I guess I will be here all day
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Moment of Silence, please
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Slec @slec.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
City’s keeper looks HIGHLY suspect, good gracious
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