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otowa chorge

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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ridly not being the most hated 71 in a road game has gotta be an all time upset
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sens, eh? @sens-eh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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otowa chorge @iejends.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
d*vi* for d*vi*
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otowa chorge @iejends.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have now attended two canmnt games in person and saw three red cards between them
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alex @alexgilligann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
as an apology for signing reimer last year, the sens will now broadcast every game with the lesbian flag overlayed
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 08/09/2026
[A map of Europe overlaid with translucent red, orange, and purple latitudinal bands. The bands are labeled with major Canadian cities (Edmonton, Calgary, Vancouver, Montreal & Ottawa, Toronto) along their equivalent European latitudes.]

Unknown user on Reddit: "This map shows the latitudes of Canada's 6 large cities (metro area has at least a million people) as transposed on a map of Europe. Canada is way further south than many people think!"

Unknown user: "I get what you are going for, but this map looks more like Santa has acquired medium range ballistic missiles, and has decided Europe has been very very naughty."
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otowa chorge @iejends.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
so this is how I learn he’s br*tish?
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Louis Boulet @louisboulet.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
New article up on LB-Hockey! 🚨🏒 We identify & weight defensive skills to quantify a player’s shutdown ability, supplement Selke voters’ analysis, and figure out what it seems you NEED from a top pair to contend for the Stanley Cup. Out Now 🔗: lb-hockey.com/2026/08/28/b...
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Offside News @offsidenewsco.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"While hockey's legacy and importance to Canada’s cultural identity has served it well, relying on the past alone to prop it up is a dangerous game, one that I'm not sure I'd want to play if it were my money on the line." Read Jack's op-ed here: offsidenewsco.com/news/could-h...
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Matt @bosty.ca · 26/08/2026
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Fiona @fionasmall.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Real French in Quebec
Delusional cosplayers in France
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David Johnson @hockeyanalysis.com · 20/08/2026
This will probably interest some of my followers. Sounds like a good opportunity for the right candidate. ottawasenators.bamboohr.com/careers/197
ottawasenators.bamboohr.com
Senior Fullstack Developer – Ottawa Senators
DISCLAIMER Employment DetailsThis opportunity is posted on both the Fullscript and Ottawa Senators career sites as part of the organizations’ ongoing partnership.Although you’ll be employed by Fullscr...
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otowa chorge @iejends.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Alexis Sanchez in Montréal?????
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🇵🇸 Caleb 𓇼 ⋆。˚ 𓆝⋆。˚ 𓇼 🏳️‍⚧️ @littlestpersimmon.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
For my next trick, another beautiful transgender man
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otowa chorge @iejends.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Squidward looks downwards through a window, which is just a hole with horizontal bars through it. SpongeBob and Patrick are seen running around excitedly with their hands up.
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otowa chorge @iejends.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Going to the canwnt game in october by myself 🥀
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otowa chorge @iejends.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
How can this be too high or low 💀
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Grace Robertson 🏳️‍⚧️ @graceonfootball.com · 19/07/2026
let's all remember that it was enzo fernandez who cost argentina the world cup
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Vanquished by the baby you washed is some Athena bullshit
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Poor bastard’s starving
Cookie Monster: For every goal today, me going to eat a cookie
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otowa chorge @iejends.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
please please hold on
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 19/07/2026
Messi as Hussein diagram
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
dawg the brazilians are calling it asfaltos unidos in the QTs we're getting cooked
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
hi, soccer expert here! referees only do this when they're extremely horny
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Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 18/07/2026
My letter to @denversummitfc.bsky.social
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John Morrissey @usltactics.com · 15/07/2026
Incredible scenes in Knoxville, where we've got a red card foul for Fort Wayne literally three seconds into the match
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otowa chorge @iejends.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This is how I found out
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future canon @futurecanon.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Lmao here's the goal from Freese's perspective, courtesy of the BBC's 3D World Cup thing
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otowa chorge @iejends.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
We need to talk about the state of goalkeeping in men’s football
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Grace Robertson 🏳️‍⚧️ @graceonfootball.com · 07/07/2026
great job resting kdb and doku against lesser opposition to keep them fresh for the later rounds
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Sophie Lawson @lawsonsv.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
still from the Matrix, with the blue pill changed to a Viagra. The text reads, "You take the blue pill, you win at the Azteca"
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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
keir starmer calling infantino to try and get that red card overturn and it somehow ends with harry kane getting suspended for the rest of the tournament
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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
why doesn't Dan Burn, the largest player, not simply eat the others?
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Harry Kane upside down on the side of his head with one hand down and the other on his legRaygun upside down in the Olympics on her head with both hands on the ground and her feet/legs in different positions
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Sophie Lawson @lawsonsv.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Kane and Rashford doing the bare minimum to be allies whilst El Tri fans continue with *the chant* is about the only thing that would make me cheer for the visitors today
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beata @cbeatae.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
this team needs to take inspiration from both the 2024 women's olympic team and the 2026 curling team. they need to start cheating.
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Eddie Burfi @eddieburfi.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The greatest Mexico v England tweets you will ever read. 😂 As you were.
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otowa chorge @iejends.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
happy 25th birthday to me and promise david
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Air to Ground Message: ANY CHANCE WE CAN REQUEST THE AIRPORT HOTEL THIS EVENING. WITH THE DELAY IT WOULD BE APPRECIATED Area: Ottawa, ON, Canada Type: Airbus A319 A: #af77ac506b0 F: #f5c95f60833
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
when the charcuterie board doesn't have brie
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
senegal should walk off the pitch again
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Uncle Space Ghost @unclespaceghost.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Play for Germany
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alice, cowboy umarell @yolowoho.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I always said Germany would go out on penalties while Canada went on to the next round
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otowa chorge @iejends.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I started watching at Germany’s second missed penalty rip
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otowa chorge @iejends.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
First country to ever win a round of 32 match. We’re fucking massive
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 28/06/2026
RIGHT IS THIS BETTER, I MISSED THE GOAL FOR THIS
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Blart of the Boreal Valley @therealgobula.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Stephen Eustáquio fully deserves one of those FIFA Peace Prize things for sparing us extra time.
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alice, cowboy umarell @yolowoho.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Gonna share this again now that we're advancing in the knockouts:
news.westernu.ca
Canada World Cup team reflects multicultural identity - Western News
Canada’s men’s soccer team presents a racially diverse squad embodying stories of immigration, reflects Canadian identity better than hockey.
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Frowny Biscuit @frownybiscuit.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
The boys really did it. Revoke Musk's citizenship right now
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