WheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The thing I really like about the MLB challenge system is that it makes challenges a measurable skill. You only have two and your batter and catcher’s discipline and choices in using them can impact the game. You have individual and team strategies in using them. 1111
Reposted by WheatNOilArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s 353234534
WheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Question for the Hive Mind: We’re going on vacation to Japan soon. (Super excited, should be great fun.) Any recommendations for an e-sim? I’ve never used one before but understand that’s the best way to go. (My phone appears to be capable of adding an e-sim.) 1330
WheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky.social · 24/09/2026How old is my son? He’s “have a full supper, go watch his brother play flag football for an hour and then come home and have a second even larger supper” years old. 4120
WheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Welp, they made it close In a year where most of the AL sucked but ultimately not the Blue Jays year. They didn’t have the bats to compensate for an entire injured starting rotation and the defense was a step back from previous. 040
WheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Shockingly difficult trying to find a youth size Blue Jays Okamoto t-shirt. Even on the official website, you can’t get a ‘choose your own jersey name/number’ thing for youth even if you wanted to shell out for the jersey. 150
WheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky.social · 16/09/2026They pulled off a few big wins after this, including some bullpen games, and went on a run but this was the breaking point should the Blue Jays not make it. You can only go so long with 2 starters and a wild card. Just ridiculous injuries this year. 040
WheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Once again, I am asking the Blue Jays to consider my health and feelings! 190
WheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Were I the Blue Jays, I would’ve knocked a couple of those runners on base home early in this game to decrease Wheat’s heart rate. It’s as if they’re playing this game without any consideration of me personally. 2120
Reposted by WheatNOilCanadian History Ehx @cdnhistoryehx.bsky.social · 14/09/2026In 1906, 27-year-old Canadian Peter Lymburger Robertson invented a new screw and screwdriver. Considered far superior to the Philips screw, the Robertson screw is now regarded as one of Canada's greatest inventions. This is the story. 🧵 1/8 7296109
WheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Ah, so the White Sox have the season series over the Jays. So if Sox win the Division, then the Blue Jays have to tie the Guardians. If the Guardians with the Division, the Blue Jays have to beat the Sox. The Blue would also need to beat the Rangers or the Astros if they’re in the last WC spot.static.klipy.comConfused Man with Math ProblemsALT: Confused Man with Math Problems 020
WheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky.social · 13/09/2026So… just looking at the AL standings and… Who owns the tie-breaker between the Blue Jays and the White Sox? Blue Jays and the Astros? 111
WheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Why… why would buy all that stuff in white? It’s going to get fully scuffed up immediately. Every mark is going to show. Your ‘palette’ will be wrecked in 1.5 days. I don’t even buy white clothes for my kids. Rookie upper middle class first time parent ass aesthetic. 3161
WheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Welp, just put in Miles Straw for 8 innings. This game’s done. 221
WheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Nuggiemetrics Sauconomics MoneyNugget Whatever you call it, this is sound sauce analysis here. 140
Reposted by WheatNOilPatrick Klepek @patrickklepek.bsky.social · 10/09/2026ATTENTION: SAUCE POLICY 1711945219
WheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky.social · 10/09/2026These are both 3 episode character arc love interests in a 90s sitcom. 060
WheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Can’t believe we have a whole Male Loneliness Epidemic and we’re not getting more modern content like this. Dudes used to have hobbies is what I’m saying. 090
WheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It’s a good thing all these teams competing with the Blue Jays for the last wild card spot also suck. 160
WheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It’s kind of amazing that a team with Connor McDavid makes it easy not to pay nearly as much attention to them. I’m not boycotting them. But I’m also drifting. There’s other things I can do in my life. Other teams, other sports. 5312
Reposted by WheatNOilnobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 09/09/2026note to those of you still buying Crown Royal because it's "Canadian" 42117
WheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I see the Blue Jays are going to make me angry today. 151
WheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky.social · 07/09/2026As a visitor who came to watch a World Cup game, turning the Science World dome into a soccer ball was the single most inspired thing any city did during the World Cup. My 12 and 9yo thought it was the greatest thing. And it really set the scene for both the game and Vancouver being a host city. 1153
WheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky.social · 04/09/2026As a True Manly Man™️, the only pet I will accept into my house is an alpha, which is why I have a cat. 162
Reposted by WheatNOilℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I've seen everyone sharing that US Dialect Quiz so I decided to make my own, much crappier, CANADIAN DIALECT QUIZ to guess where in Canada you're from 1462053750
Reposted by WheatNOilJM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Dani Pereira scores from the center circle 39818
WheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky.social · 02/09/2026static.klipy.comMan's Satisfied Reaction MemeALT: Man's Satisfied Reaction Meme 164
WheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Guess these next two games are must-win for all intents and purposes 110
WheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Might as well ask the sun to not shine, the wind to not blow, or Ernie Clement not to emanate a childlike joy. Carney asks the impossible. The entire US administration is a series of memes in a trenchcoat. 3100
Reposted by WheatNOilOneSoccer @onesoccer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Niko Sigur to Toulouse FC, confirmed ✅ But also... what 😐 #CanMNT 🇨🇦 1154
Reposted by WheatNOilWheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky.social · 30/08/2026It’s truly amazing how useless the Athletics are 311
Reposted by WheatNOilRyan Wilson @ryanwilson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Salary cap ceiling is getting way higher and AAV's we are used to are aren't what they were That said, Makar contract is enormous even under current standard Not only is 20.4M highest AAV of all-time. He is now 2nd highest % (17.9%) of the cap at time of signing Try and guess who is #1 at 20.0% 561
WheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky.social · 28/08/2026That Bieber injury was really the last straw wasn’t it? 260
WheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky.social · 27/08/2026100 years from now they’re going to change the name back to Lake Ontario to honour the name originally given to it by the local culture who continued to refer to it as such throughout. I believe that will be Woke 25. 040
WheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky.social · 27/08/2026This is just step one to Infantino being given the next FIFA Peace Prize 080
Reposted by WheatNOilAlex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Here's the official announcement of Parton's passing from her reps, along with the request that in lieu of flowers, the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com 69135088681
Reposted by WheatNOilManuel Veth @manuelveth.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Promise David joins Brighton - Set to become 2nd most expensive Canadian in history #CanMNT Story for @transfermarkt.de www.transfermarkt.us/promise-davi...transfermarkt.usPromise David joins Brighton - Set to become 2nd most expensive Canadian in historyCanadian men’s national team striker Promise David will continue his career in the Premier League at Brighton. 1332
WheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Not sure what the Tkachuk brothers are doing in Minneapolis but okay 1478
Reposted by WheatNOilErin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 12/08/2026ICYMI, the Dobby grave story was completely fake. Like, just, totally not true in any way. 2245471954
WheatNOil @wheatnoil.bsky.social · 12/08/2026One of the interesting things about baseball is how you can just dig into the couch cushions and pull out a bottom end roster pitcher at any time of the year if you need someone to play a couple innings. It’d be like the Oilers claiming a random Bruin to play 4 shifts in the late second period. 250