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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 11h

Tweet from quarseus (@hogie_j):

(Eleven Adam Drivers from Marriage Story punching the wall, then shouting in the second panel, "I can feel it coming in the air tonight")

hell bent for average goaltending @theoilluminati.bsky.social · 10h

nuge declined to appear during the oilers player introductions because he didn't want his teammates to be embarrassed by the much louder volume of the cheers he would receive

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hell bent for average goaltending @theoilluminati.bsky.social · 18h

history doesn't repeat itself but it often rhymes

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hell bent for average goaltending @theoilluminati.bsky.social · 19h

had an italian gf from milano and she was cheering for france over italy in the 2006 final because she loved zidane because he was a total badass - just iconic levels of aura

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hell bent for average goaltending @theoilluminati.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

i have decided that the oilers need a classical enigmatic russian to be the number one goaltender. enough of these western canuck prairie failsons. the requirement is for a traumaproof ruskie that is completely inscrutable & borderline insane - if he doesnt know a word of english thats even better

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hell bent for average goaltending @theoilluminati.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

raising a STAUFFER 54 banner into the rafters at rogers

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hell bent for average goaltending @theoilluminati.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I hereby give Oilers fans in attendance permission to do the wave because it would be so disrespectful

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hell bent for average goaltending @theoilluminati.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

freddy is hitting, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria

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hell bent for average goaltending @theoilluminati.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Imagine having kasperi kapanen walk up and just dunk on you

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hell bent for average goaltending @theoilluminati.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

imagine having trent frederic walk up and just dunk on you

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hell bent for average goaltending @theoilluminati.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

First NHL goal on a toe drag = that’s an Oiler

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hell bent for average goaltending @theoilluminati.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

only the second game of the season and all i want is a deadass boring 1-0 victory instead of a cocaine joyride

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hell bent for average goaltending @theoilluminati.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

mike babcock is going to make sure he takes out a player with an injury for every practice, last man standing is awarded a set of brass balls

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hell bent for average goaltending @theoilluminati.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

i maintain that we will see mcdavid get in a fight before he retires, he dropped the gloves a few times in junior so he has it in him

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hell bent for average goaltending @theoilluminati.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

this is by far the most entertaining hockey game i have seen this season

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Daniel Wagner @passittobulis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Let's see that again in slow motion.

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hell bent for average goaltending @theoilluminati.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

this is by far the most entertaining hockey game i have seen this season

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SMB @smb10.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

You can change the coach, the goalies, the D core and the wingers all you like but you can't change the cocaine

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hell bent for average goaltending @theoilluminati.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

there’s now and there’s elias pettersson scoring on you low

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hell bent for average goaltending @theoilluminati.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

did aaron sorkin and gene principe get in a body tanning contest

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hell bent for average goaltending @theoilluminati.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

evan bouchard on pace to score 315 goals this season

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hell bent for average goaltending @theoilluminati.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

win the opening faceoff means we win the game which means we win the cup

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hell bent for average goaltending @theoilluminati.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

consider that this could be a season where the oilers win the pacific while the flames and canucks both finish bottom of the league

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hell bent for average goaltending @theoilluminati.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

treasure every moment you have with your kids because they grow up so fast

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hell bent for average goaltending @theoilluminati.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

fraternities aren't really a thing in canada, biggest loser i knew in high school rushed to join a frat and we all clowned him for it

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hell bent for average goaltending @theoilluminati.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

manchester city paying itself through fake sponsorships: sham los angeles clippers paying kawhi leonard through fake sponsorships: sham edmonton oilers paying connor mcdavid through fake sponsorships: i'm not against doing this

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hell bent for average goaltending @theoilluminati.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

if nuge is out for the first several games and the team gets off to a great start with connor and leon playing on separate lines maybe this will result in them sticking with that for the rest of the season

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hell bent for average goaltending @theoilluminati.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

imagine losing a trade to the columbus blue jackets

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hell bent for average goaltending @theoilluminati.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

my 🅱🅾🅻🅳 🅿🆁🅴🅳🅸🅲🆃🅸🅾🅽 for this season is podkolzin scoring 69 points

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hell bent for average goaltending @theoilluminati.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

blue jays baseball: over oilers hockey: starting new handle optimizing a middle ambition: yes

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hell bent for average goaltending @theoilluminati.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

evidence that man city is a petrostate psyop is oasis playing a sold out concert in manchester and after shouting out pep guardiola as a special guest in attendance the entire crowd booing him and then liam hectoring them all as idiots

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Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Albertans with Canadian flags attached to their car in 2026 and Albertans with Canadian flags attached to their car in 2021 are completely non-overlapping groups.

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hell bent for average goaltending @theoilluminati.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Oilers forcing home fans to watch the Flames broadcast instead of paying out for Oilers+

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hell bent for average goaltending @theoilluminati.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

gf in high school was chilean and her brother established the world record for longest time juggling a soccer ball in the air, think it was something like 36 hrs... anyways, lets go canada

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Jules Boykoff @julesboykoff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Courage in action ➡️ Ireland goalkeeper Gavin Buzunu issues a statement on his decision to withdraw from Ireland squad for tomorrow's match against Israel: "My decision is based purely upon my personal belief that the killing of innocent people is wrong." www.independent.ie/sport/soccer...

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Gavin Bazunu releases statement on decision to withdraw from Ireland squad for Israel game

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