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BUT I WAS TOLD BY GLEN THAT IT WASNT AN INJURY!!!!! (I hate thee amount of silly lying this man does)

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I wonder how many times Dallas has to beat him during that span to get him fired.

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We are one game into the season and I’m already mad about not trusting my gut with waiver wire pickups. Fantasy hockey is truly back.

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The television broadcast tried to say that someone asked if they wanted their “blank” kicked.

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L-O-L at ESPN putting up a graphic of matchups and picking a star player to showcase and then having to show Seattle. For those who didn’t see it, who do you think they showed?

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And yet he finished the period…

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An interesting question came up at dinner Saturday. Which team are you on? - McDavid wins a Cup - McDavid doesn’t win a Cup - McDavid wins a Cup, but not with Edmonton

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Love having a random memory of someone I went to high school with being a music bootlegger, so I go to google him and find out he represents Bad Bunny.

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Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I too would enjoy a job where I can put forth minimal effort and still be remarkably better than my coworker as an older individual in my profession.

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At least one team is having a worse off season than Dallas.

Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Please note the moment of my fantasy season downfall was not when Robo was taken from me, but rather when I drafted one Tkachuk and thought to myself, “what if I just also draft the other one as a bit?”

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Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Just earned my “put a leg back on a Barbie doll” badge in parenting.

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Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Tottenham told us this like a week ago.

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Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This is a fucking piece of pizza and I’ll be damned if it wasn’t the best tasting piece I’ve ever eaten in my life.

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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Stick around for the slo mo replay trust me on this one

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Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I am fully ready for Dallas Stars hockey and also yelling at the Minnesota Wild.

Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

No. We love a sad Nathan MacKinnon. Best part of the year.

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Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Just know that your real friends will warn you that Amazon temporary tattoos also come in semi-permanent ink options so that you do not do something as a joke that you then HIGHLY regret.

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Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If George wants any hope at a title he better hope Kimi can’t slice and dice his way through tomorrow’s field.

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Micah McCurdy @hockeyviz.com · 25/09/2026

Yesterday's games: Preseason road teams often don't field particularly strong rosters and you can really tell.

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Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Jamie. Jamieson. It’s still Penny’s Brother to me.

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@drewmagary.bsky.social I never expected you to run from a fight. I didn’t think Choosin’ Texas would be the one that would make you do so. Please pray for me and the other Dallas Stars fans as that will now be a sing-a-long at every hockey game moving forward as it replaces Friends In Low Places.

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I have done far more mock drafts than I like and the player I keep getting in round 1 is not someone I dislike, but I was really hoping for a better option. Hoping there are some really surprising off the board selections.

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I might rank Edmonton over Vegas, but that’s also a much more historical rivalry for my fandom.

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I can’t shake the Boiler Room quote regarding a “no sale call.” Essentially every call has a sale - you close your end or the callee provides a reason they don’t want it. I think of that every time I receive a cold call and I’ll be damned if I’m not going to close my end of the sale.

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I am so confident in my answers this year which is the worst possible thing that could ever happen.

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Is this the year we have a random 3rd string goalie come and save our season and lead us on a massive playoff run????

Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Just discovered there is a business called Glow Job. You can probably guess what service they sell, but it doesn’t make it any less startling.

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Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

In honor of playing the Wild tonight, I wanted to share that I personally think it would be very funny if Robo re-signs in January and then this summer Quinn Hughes decides he actually wants to play in Dallas.