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@maj0rmattmas0n.bsky.social
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Open Heart (surgery) but remove the surgery and you get the idea. I do have the scar to prove it.

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Tom, Thomas, Tommy. You pick. @maj0rmattmas0n.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
THIS is whatcha call "deliberate product placement".....my local Walmart. I'm betting the Hebrew National brand rep asked to have their "Jumbo" wieners placed in that location. It's a measurement of length, girth and, dare I say it (if I can be...."Frank" about it....), a religious battle!
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Tom, Thomas, Tommy. You pick. @maj0rmattmas0n.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Important message! "James McCrery II resigned last year after the president consistently ignored his warnings that the preliminary design he favored ran afoul of fire and safety codes.." Perhaps viewing some old films for the opening of the ballroom?? N'est-ce pas?
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Tom, Thomas, Tommy. You pick. @maj0rmattmas0n.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
OK - hear me out. Wanna know why our food is getting poisoned? This. Literally biting the hand that feeds us. www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
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Trump Tried To Give Farmworkers A Massive Pay Cut. A Judge Said It Was Illegal.
By lowering pay rates in a visa program, the Trump administration has tried to “transfer” billions of dollars from farmworkers to growers.
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Tom, Thomas, Tommy. You pick. @maj0rmattmas0n.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Pete Hegseth, probably....."WE CANNOT ALLOW A MEN SHAFT GAP!!!!"
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Tom, Thomas, Tommy. You pick. @maj0rmattmas0n.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Trump's speech last night....
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Tom, Thomas, Tommy. You pick. @maj0rmattmas0n.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
It's funny how simple things bring so much joy. Especially as I age. This is not me (though I resemble this man in many respects). I too have (and will continue to) jump on my shopping cart and ride it with a suppressed "wheeeee!" for a few short seconds. Breathtaking.
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Tom, Thomas, Tommy. You pick. @maj0rmattmas0n.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
When a so-called president has such dainty hands, you serve up dainty food on Air Force 1!
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Tom, Thomas, Tommy. You pick. @maj0rmattmas0n.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
BRAWNDO! IT'S WHAT PLANTS CRAVE! "Axios reported that Trump met Thursday with Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins, American Farm Bureau Federation President Zippy Duvall and White House aides to discuss promoting alternatives to conventional pesticides."
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Tom, Thomas, Tommy. You pick. @maj0rmattmas0n.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The Money-Kraken is about to be unleashed. "The Supreme Court sided with a Republican challenge to campaign finance rules on Tuesday, finding in a 6-3 decision that federal limits on coordinated spending between political parties and candidates violate the First Amendment and should be removed."
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Tom, Thomas, Tommy. You pick. @maj0rmattmas0n.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
"My name is Orangemandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!" www.rawstory.com/trump-fair-d...
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Trump display at his State Fair already falling apart after three days: report
President Trump's carefully constructed vision for transforming the nation's capital is literally falling apart. The Great American State Fair, meant to showcase his grandiose architectural ambitions,...
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Tom, Thomas, Tommy. You pick. @maj0rmattmas0n.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
OK. Hear me out. Smokey and the Bandit, Part Deux. But they are smuggling Ranch Dressing to Europe. I think it has legs!
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Tom, Thomas, Tommy. You pick. @maj0rmattmas0n.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The Star Mangled Banner! www.rawstory.com/alexis-wilki...
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Kash Patel's girlfriend mercilessly mocked for 'murdering' National Anthem at Trump's fair
Kash Patel's girlfriend drew a torrent of mockery online after singing the national anthem at President Donald Trump's Great American State Fair on Wednesday night, with one viewer asking police to in...
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Tom, Thomas, Tommy. You pick. @maj0rmattmas0n.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Ergo: Even AI knows what is right and wrong, and the only way for AI to "skew" right (vs left, politically) is to corrupt the data. Prove me wrong! www.msn.com/en-us/news/o...
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Tom, Thomas, Tommy. You pick. @maj0rmattmas0n.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The tricksy "dumocrats" are so dumb that they could secretly "sabotage" the Reflecting Poo(no L, if I remove the L, it becomes "Poo"). Most people don't know that "pool" has an L, btw.
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Tom, Thomas, Tommy. You pick. @maj0rmattmas0n.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
This is a real headline.... Beelzebub much??? "'Sulfurous odors' wafting from White House explained in new report"
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Tom, Thomas, Tommy. You pick. @maj0rmattmas0n.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
DEPARTMENT OF WAR has this picture available for download....and I can't shake the portent. This is real and posted on our government's web site!!!!!
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Tom, Thomas, Tommy. You pick. @maj0rmattmas0n.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Jim Jones faked multiple assassination attempts too! Let's call Trump, "Dim Jones"! Because it fits! Stupidest MF president ever.
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Tom, Thomas, Tommy. You pick. @maj0rmattmas0n.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
"Stephen Miller rails against ‘monstrous’ wind farms: ‘Visual assault on God’s creation’" Stephen.....your FACE is a visual assault on God's creation!
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Tom, Thomas, Tommy. You pick. @maj0rmattmas0n.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Truth!
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Tom, Thomas, Tommy. You pick. @maj0rmattmas0n.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The key takeaway from the Knick's loss in the third game to the Knick's win in the 4th game is, SMUDGING WORKS! It got rid of the evil stench from president orange taint!
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Tom, Thomas, Tommy. You pick. @maj0rmattmas0n.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Scott thoughts....
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Tom, Thomas, Tommy. You pick. @maj0rmattmas0n.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
A poem.
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Tom, Thomas, Tommy. You pick. @maj0rmattmas0n.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The resemblance is striking.
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Tom, Thomas, Tommy. You pick. @maj0rmattmas0n.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Ah yes! I just heard an ad for Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing. They proclaimed it was the "Bold Flavor of America". Rully? This, along with white bread, boxed mac and cheese, and plain mashed potatoes, perhaps. "Bold" is carrying a lot of existential weight here. It's goddamn Ranch dressing!
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Tom, Thomas, Tommy. You pick. @maj0rmattmas0n.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Breaking! JD has the Please Clap!!!! He likely got it from Jeb Bush during a one-night-stand.....ahem. www.rawstory.com/jd-vance-ple...
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'Almost feel sorry for him': Onlookers cringe at JD Vance's 'please clap' moment
Vice President JD Vance prompted second-hand embarrassment online after his applause line fell flat.The cringeworthy moment came Friday during a speech at the Annual National Peace Officers’ Memorial ...
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Tom, Thomas, Tommy. You pick. @maj0rmattmas0n.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
New meme for the moment!
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Tom, Thomas, Tommy. You pick. @maj0rmattmas0n.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Reminder - Xi is only 5'11" and Trump is 6'3"....snicker.
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Tom, Thomas, Tommy. You pick. @maj0rmattmas0n.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
NO BAD LANGUAGE!!!!! Yes, Zelle won't let you put naughty words in the "memo" field! Snort.
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Tom, Thomas, Tommy. You pick. @maj0rmattmas0n.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Things I did not know but know now. "In East Germany, the Berlin Wall stood for nearly thirty years. The regime called it the Anti-Fascist Protection Wall." The use of "Antifa" to characterize the "enemy" has happened before. It's happening again and now.
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Tom, Thomas, Tommy. You pick. @maj0rmattmas0n.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
BREAKING!!!! Kyle Rittenhouse hospitalized! Biden to blame, according to onlookers!
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Tom, Thomas, Tommy. You pick. @maj0rmattmas0n.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
The key takeaway is that the US is an unreliable partner and these countries will seek other, more reliable suppliers, like, maybe, Ukraine. Funny that. www.msn.com/en-us/news/w...
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Tom, Thomas, Tommy. You pick. @maj0rmattmas0n.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Hear me out...a movie about a bank heist using 100 Mini Cooper cars.....the title "The Italian Cheese Job". I think it has legs! And wheels! Yeah, maybe a little cheesy, but audiences would love it! www.cnn.com/2026/05/02/f...
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Inside Italy’s secret ‘Cheese Bank,’ where Parmigiano Reggiano becomes financial gold | CNN Business
In northern Italy, vast climate-controlled warehouses hide one of the country’s most valuable assets
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Tom, Thomas, Tommy. You pick. @maj0rmattmas0n.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
The "affordability" trend that I hate. With a passion.
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Tom, Thomas, Tommy. You pick. @maj0rmattmas0n.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
The key core inescapable message from both Ukraine and Iran. Never ever give up your nuclear weapons or your pursuit of them. That's what Trump has done. By not defending one and attacking the other. The world is forever changed for the worse.
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Tom, Thomas, Tommy. You pick. @maj0rmattmas0n.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
DJT so vain. Probably thinks this verse is about him. Sick ignorant fuck. "If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land."
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Tom, Thomas, Tommy. You pick. @maj0rmattmas0n.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Facebook seems to think I need this. Should I be worried?
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Tom, Thomas, Tommy. You pick. @maj0rmattmas0n.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
JD finally learns that NOBODY defeats #ETTD! www.rawstory.com/jd-vance-267...
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JD Vance out as 'Trump's obvious successor' as president targets him with jokes: analyst
JD Vance’s less than impressive performance as vice president, combined with Donald Trump needling him in his comments to the press, led longtime Financial Times columnist Ed Luce to claim the veep’s ...
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Tom, Thomas, Tommy. You pick. @maj0rmattmas0n.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Seriously. Fuck these guys. Idiocracy predicted this administration. We have the Brawndo/Flaturin/OwMyBalls/McDonald's President NoMacho in charge. It's the electrolytes.
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Tom, Thomas, Tommy. You pick. @maj0rmattmas0n.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Chef's kiss. Goddamn perfection.
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Tom, Thomas, Tommy. You pick. @maj0rmattmas0n.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Ode To Garlic What are we To Garlic? Without us Would garlic survive? I know I would not
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Tom, Thomas, Tommy. You pick. @maj0rmattmas0n.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Dan "Little Licks" Bongina sounds upset: The former FBI official insisted that Owens and others who blamed Erika Kirk "deserve to feel the little licks of the flames of hell on every inch of your body."
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Tom, Thomas, Tommy. You pick. @maj0rmattmas0n.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
@barackobama.bsky.social - To President Obama. I implore you to publicly state that not *only* are Aliens real, but they are *also* BLACK and have very well endowed "hands". Far larger than the current occupier of the White House BY FAR! HUGE! HANDS! Because nothing sets him off more. Just.Do.It.
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Tom, Thomas, Tommy. You pick. @maj0rmattmas0n.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Modestly proud of this response to The White House.
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Tom, Thomas, Tommy. You pick. @maj0rmattmas0n.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Why does the sick or dead man look so much like Jeffrey Epstein??? Now you can't unsee it......and the picture makes perfect sense now, eh?
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Tom, Thomas, Tommy. You pick. @maj0rmattmas0n.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
AND LO, THE NAME OF KID ROCK'S FAILED FESTIVAL SHALL BE NAMED "THE GREAT SHRIVELING"! Soon, it shall be as small as a nutsack when that cold cold water of reality hits lil' kid rock right where it counts.
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Tom, Thomas, Tommy. You pick. @maj0rmattmas0n.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
BREAKING!!! GW Bush has released a statement that he is ONLY for "Compassionate Nazism"!!!!<this is satire, for God's sake, get a grip!> BUT! Ya gotta wonder.... www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...
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Tom, Thomas, Tommy. You pick. @maj0rmattmas0n.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
This is nuts. www.msn.com/en-us/news/u...
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Tom, Thomas, Tommy. You pick. @maj0rmattmas0n.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Spotted moments ago in Greenland....
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Tom, Thomas, Tommy. You pick. @maj0rmattmas0n.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I now know the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything is, in fact, Whataburger.
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Tom, Thomas, Tommy. You pick. @maj0rmattmas0n.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
This subheading actually can be taken literally when it comes to education in Texas generally: www.msn.com/en-us/news/u...
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