Steve Lambson @kremlincardinal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I announce for a local high school and their sports programs, and I'm scared to death that if my supervisors ever look back at my past tweets, they're going to find a whole lot of really failed attempts at making jokes. 010
Steve Lambson @kremlincardinal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026WARNING: NOT FOR THE FAINT-HEARTED I don't think I've properly conveyed or made clear the sheer ferocity of the mini terrorist we have living with us. Truly, beware of dog. 110
Steve Lambson @kremlincardinal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026#Bales2026FilmChallenge #OctoberMovieChallenge October 1 made before 1950 all should see - Casablanca (1942) someone drives an old car - Singin' In The Rain (1952) 011
Steve Lambson @kremlincardinal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026#DavidsMonthOfMusic #MonthInMyEars October 1 song by Sting "All For Love," Sting/Bryan Adams/Rod Stewart (written for the 1993 film "The Three Musketeers") www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofA3...youtube.comBryan Adams, Rod Stewart, Sting - All For Love (Non-Film Version)YouTube video by BryanAdamsVEVO 030
Steve Lambson @kremlincardinal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This was an incredibly thrilling, disturbing and satisfying read. 10/10 from me. 2203
Steve Lambson @kremlincardinal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026LDS amigos and amigas, riddle me this: Area leaders in ID and NV sent letters asking members to get involved with the abortion ballot measures in those states. But MO had an abortion ballot issue in 2024 and has one this year, but nothing from our area leaders. Thoughts? 000
Steve Lambson @kremlincardinal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My dad never sat me down to talk about consent. I don't know how many dads did in the 90's. But by the way he treated my mom, my sisters and other women in his life, I learned how to treat women with respect before anything else. Be like my dad. Also teach about consent. 051
Steve Lambson @kremlincardinal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026When they tell you they broke the Chalice from the Palace, so now you have to remember that the Pellet with the Poison is in the Flagon with the Dragon and the Vessel with the Pestle has the Brew that is True. 030
Steve Lambson @kremlincardinal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Favorite ice cream flavor(s) - GO! Generally speaking (i.e. not a specific flavor/recipe): mint chocolate chip Favorite @benandjerrys.bsky.social - Phish Food Favorite Blue Bell - oatmeal cream pie Favorite DQ Blizzard - M&Mstatic.klipy.comCat Eating Ice CreamALT: Cat Eating Ice Cream 110
Reposted by Steve LambsonJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 29/09/2026In which Eric Schmitt, rumored candidate for VP in an (ugh) JD Vance 2028 presidential run, pre-emptively loses 22 electoral votes in Georgia and Iowa 1061568275
Steve Lambson @kremlincardinal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026And since I haven't been here in a while, by way of introduction, I am from the state that produced this piece of work as a US Senator: www.ms.now/news/news-an... 001
Steve Lambson @kremlincardinal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026So @allitude.bsky.social bullied me into coming back to activity on BlueSky so here I am. I just can't escape the gravity well hell of Twitter, and I got really sucked into Threads in the last year. 350
Steve Lambson @kremlincardinal.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Hi, BlueSky folks: I'm a Missouri-based journalist who loves the following: - dogs - all animals, really, especially doofy ones - food - baseball - soccer - movies - Tom Clancy novels - Star Wars - Tolkien - Star Trek - Marvel - traveling - movie soundtracks - kindness and respect for other people 020
Steve Lambson @kremlincardinal.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I have been SO negligent on Bluesky. I suck and will try to be better. 010
Steve Lambson @kremlincardinal.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Crew, I try not to do this a lot - I have a sister in the hospital dealing with a gnarly foot infection/abcess. She'll be there another almost-week, and will then have to be off her feet for several more, and her job requires her to be on her feet. So prayers/good vibes for her? 030
Steve Lambson @kremlincardinal.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I am so invested in Freddy the footy superfan and his American adventures that if it turns out to be fake or a setup (which is a non-zero possibility in the stupid realm of social media), my faith in humanity will be irreparably broken. 020
Steve Lambson @kremlincardinal.bsky.social · 21/05/2026With all the talk about Arsenal winning the Premier League this year, let's not forget the losers. I, for one, hope Erling Haaland remembers to stay humble. #COYG #Arsenal @arsenalfc.bsky.socialmedia.tenor.coma man is smiling in front of an emirates logoALT: a man is smiling in front of an emirates logo 020
Steve Lambson @kremlincardinal.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Goodness, wisdom, and honesty are the three qualities of statesmanship, qualities this country needs more than ever before. May we be wise...in the electing of those who would lead us. May we select only those who understand and will adhere to Constitutional principles. - Ezra Taft Benson 010
Steve Lambson @kremlincardinal.bsky.social · 07/05/2026"Let the people of the whole Union, like the inflexible Romans, whenever they find a promise made by a candidate that is not practiced as an officer, hurl the miserable sycophant from his exaltation." - Joseph Smith 000
Steve Lambson @kremlincardinal.bsky.social · 07/05/2026When I heard the news that Ted Turner passed away, my mind immediately went to Turner's greatest lasting legacy: Stopping by Conan O'Brien's TBS set and berating the host while astride his stuffed buffalo, Teddy Jr. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uvqn...youtube.comTed Turner Berates Conan - CONAN on TBSYouTube video by Team Coco 000
Steve Lambson @kremlincardinal.bsky.social · 04/05/2026On the last Sunday of this month, Latter-day Saint congregations have been asked to "discuss...the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution and how these documents support religious freedom and our God-given agency.” Guess who gets to lead this for my congregation.media.tenor.comIts Me Im The Guy Chris Elliot GIFALT: Its Me Im The Guy Chris Elliot GIF 150
Steve Lambson @kremlincardinal.bsky.social · 14/04/2026I really want to make a joke about a woman's water breaking and the doctor turning it into wine but I don't know if that's taking things too far.media.tenor.coma woman is holding a giant wine glass and says just one glassALT: a woman is holding a giant wine glass and says just one glass 000
Reposted by Steve LambsonJasmine 🌌🔭 @astrojaz.bsky.social · 13/04/2026CHRISTINA KOCH GREETING HER DOG AFTER RETURNING FROM THE MOON IM GONNA CRYYY 😭😭😭 351241954326
Steve Lambson @kremlincardinal.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Imagine you're Riley Gaines, the big-time anti-transgender athlete activist, who has - spoken at a Trump rally - been introduced at CPAC BY Trump - publicly supported Trump - spoke at the RNC in favor of Trump And then you read this: 010
Steve Lambson @kremlincardinal.bsky.social · 20/03/2026You be the judge, but for my money, the intro/credits/music for the Netflix seasons of Daredevil are better than the "Born Again" intro/credits/music (Born Again theme still slaps) Netflix: www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFYF... Born Again: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eCp...youtube.comMarvel's Daredevil - Opening Titles - Now Streaming on NetflixYouTube video by Marvel Entertainment 020
Steve Lambson @kremlincardinal.bsky.social · 05/03/2026I apologize to anyone who has been interested in the daily poems I've been doing; I wanted to try to do one a day for a whole year but lately it's started to feel more like a chore and I haven't felt as inspired. I may pick it up again here and there. 020
Steve Lambson @kremlincardinal.bsky.social · 02/03/2026I swear if I didn't have a good grip on that leash, Biscuit would have done a Leeroy Jenkins right into the lake. 010
Steve Lambson @kremlincardinal.bsky.social · 27/02/2026@flyingwalruss.bsky.social Incredible content from your neck of the woods: 020
Steve Lambson @kremlincardinal.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Yes, that is a fully intact spinal column and skull (and more) of some long-passed critter (raccoon?) that my dog found on a trail and started parading around like he's freaking Sub Zero from "Mortal Kombat" 🙄 030
Steve Lambson @kremlincardinal.bsky.social · 25/02/2026I love the Star Wars OT, prequels AND sequels, all of them. I love the Hobbit movie trilogy. I believe golden Oreos are better than classic Oreos. I cheer for the STL Cardinals, Celtic FC, St. Louis City FC and Arsenal. I hate - HATE - olives. I have no use for Raising Cane's. 010
Steve Lambson @kremlincardinal.bsky.social · 21/02/2026If you are into - a little or a lot - any of these, let's be Bluesky chums: Tolkien Star Wars Star Trek Soccer Baseball Tall ships Cosmere Movies Animals Food (esp. dessert) Being awesome to people, esp. marginalized I am Mormon, I hope that's not a dealbreaker, I try to be chill. #promoskymedia.tenor.coma cartoon character from the simpsons is holding a clipboard and says hi everybody .ALT: a cartoon character from the simpsons is holding a clipboard and says hi everybody . 0101
Steve Lambson @kremlincardinal.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Who remembers the "good ol' days" of PC gaming? 160
Reposted by Steve LambsonTrevor Henderson 🍉 (commissions closed) @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 17/02/2026every shot-on-video, made-with-a-camcorder horror movie that's just some teenage friend group fucking around in the woods with some fake blood and a monster mask contains more artistic merit, human joy and creative light than anything AI has ever made or will ever, ever make 1338871074
Steve Lambson @kremlincardinal.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Make it make sense.* Twitter user uses an abbreviated version of a racial slur (painfully clear which slur he means) and Twitter says no violation of hate policies. *(it already makes sense if you consider who owns Twitter) 110
Steve Lambson @kremlincardinal.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Elder Clark G. Gilbert is the newest member of the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles for the Church of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. He takes the place vacated when President Jeffrey R. Holland passed away in December. newsroom.churchofjesuschrist.org/article/clar...newsroom.churchofjesuschrist.orgElder Clark G. Gilbert Is Called to the Quorum of the Twelve ApostlesElder Clark G. Gilbert is the newest member of the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. 320
Steve Lambson @kremlincardinal.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Земфира — Бесконечность (Zemfira - Endlessness) www.youtube.com/watch?v=A29c... HM: David Bowie - Helden ("Heroes" in German) www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCTt...youtube.comЗемфира — Бесконечность (Official Video)YouTube video by zemfira 020
Steve Lambson @kremlincardinal.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Vance does something actually good, and the White House pulls a Trotsky on it 001