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Kwisatz Headache @tweenyoda.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

you ain't getting no $5000 check, hoe.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/09/2026

Beef Tallow Homunculus Escapes From HHS Building theonion.com/beef-tallow-homunculus…

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Kwisatz Headache @tweenyoda.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

slow down, it's not Halloween yet. it's still "jet fuel can't melt steel beams" season.

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Kwisatz Headache @tweenyoda.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I’m pretty aware of stuff but I have never heard one thing from this Hasan Piker guy. I don’t even really know what he looks like. Quit trying to make him a thing.

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Kwisatz Headache @tweenyoda.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

am I the only one who thinks the trending topics on Bluesky need a massive overhaul?

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Dolly Parton on Johnny Carson.

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Kwisatz Headache @tweenyoda.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Describe your musical taste in three artists, no genres: Devo Beastie Boys Descendents

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Kwisatz Headache @tweenyoda.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Donald Trump wouldn’t last the first week of an aircraft carrier deployment.

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Kwisatz Headache @tweenyoda.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Pirro couldn’t get a conviction against Robert Durst. That’s how incompetent she is.

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

The caller on Rand Paul’s virtual town hall is all of us.

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Kwisatz Headache @tweenyoda.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

More like Bitch McConnell. Amirite?

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Kwisatz Headache @tweenyoda.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

England vs. Argentina is the game we all wanted.

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Kwisatz Headache @tweenyoda.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Infantino out here making Sepp Blatter look like a saint.

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Kwisatz Headache @tweenyoda.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

If the world actually feels a certain way about the Balugon issue, the teams could refuse to play. All other posturing is nonsense. Talk minus action is zero.

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Kwisatz Headache @tweenyoda.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

England: we invented a game that we will continually fail at on a world stage.

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Kwisatz Headache @tweenyoda.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Gorsuch, Alito, and Thomas should be impeached

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Kwisatz Headache @tweenyoda.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

The majority of the communist manifesto is shit talking about socialism.

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Kwisatz Headache @tweenyoda.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Odd that Facebook crashes when FISA expires.

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Kwisatz Headache @tweenyoda.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

everyone hated Claude Lemieux unless he was on your team. he was my favorite player and played on my two favorite teams. R.I.P. #22

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Alex Haley grew up in Tennessee. He traced his family tree back to his original enslaved, African ancestor, then wrote 'Roots'. He received a Pulitzer Prize for it. Knoxville just banned it 'cause it might make white kids sad.

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Kwisatz Headache @tweenyoda.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Tina Peters is a horrible cunt and should never feel at peace in Colorado. She should be banished.

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

He hates comedy because it speaks truth to power & a malignant narcissist can't handle that. Period. End of story. With many thanks to: @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social @colbertlateshow.bsky.social @latenightseth.bsky.social @thedailyshow.com 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏

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Kwisatz Headache @tweenyoda.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

melanoma trump can suck my big fat one

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Kwisatz Headache @tweenyoda.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

tax billionaires until they revert to millionaires

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Kwisatz Headache @tweenyoda.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Nick Lowe and the Cactus Blossoms last week at Washington’s

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Kwisatz Headache @tweenyoda.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Home Front at the Marquis last Sunday

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Kwisatz Headache @tweenyoda.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Béton Armé at the Marquis last Sunday

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Kwisatz Headache @tweenyoda.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Teenage Bottlerocket at Sound Bar last Friday.

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Kwisatz Headache @tweenyoda.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

There is over 50 years of rap music out there. You don’t have to listen to any Kanye West to enjoy rap music. Fuck that guy.

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Kwisatz Headache @tweenyoda.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

The minute somebody says "vinyls" I just tune them out and move on. Ain't nobody got time for that.

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Kwisatz Headache @tweenyoda.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Maybe if someone told Hegseth about the Hatfields and McCoys and how that worked out for both of them.

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Kwisatz Headache @tweenyoda.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Fuck Trump. Fuck Israel. Fuck MAGA. Fuck ICE

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Kwisatz Headache @tweenyoda.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Fetterman is the Sinema of Manchins

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

FOX: Where’s the protest against the regime that's killing people in the street right now? Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests? Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face

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Kwisatz Headache @tweenyoda.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

Mike Wallace would’ve punched Bari Weiss in the cooter

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Kwisatz Headache @tweenyoda.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

We came to wreck everything and ruin your life. God sent us, Charlie Brown.

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Kwisatz Headache @tweenyoda.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

just to point out some reality. both sedition acts were repealed. their is no death penalty in the United States for sedition.

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Kwisatz Headache @tweenyoda.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

I don’t care if Epstein brings everybody down.

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Kwisatz Headache @tweenyoda.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

If Trump was serious about a third term he would be holding rallies every month like he did in his first term. Stop taking the outage bait.

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Kwisatz Headache @tweenyoda.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

Hakeem Jeffries makes me miss Nancy Pelosi. I don't want to miss Nancy Pelosi

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Kwisatz Headache @tweenyoda.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

if your take is "Severance wasn't that good" I mute your account.

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Kwisatz Headache @tweenyoda.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Celestine is rubbing a stone with Kier’s face on it. It’s a Kier rock. Kirok just like the OG Star Trek episode. Considering Ben Stiller’s production company is called Red Hour I find this to be too coincidental. #severance

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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Dickless chode

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Mel Brooks @officialmelbrooks.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

I was privileged to know Gene Hackman because he played tennis with another Gene—Gene Wilder. And that Gene told him about a little role called The Blind Hermit in our movie YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN…

A black and white still of actor Peter Boyle as The Monster trying to eat soup with actor Gene Hackman as The Blind Hermit in YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN (1974)

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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

I think it would make a big difference in our health if we banned Pharma ads from America like the rest of the world does.

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