Roger ZenAF 🖕🐸🖕 @rogerzenaf.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Pro tip: If you have a baseball bat it's nearly impossible for someone to get close enough to touch you with shock gloves.. 🤷♂️ 2332100354
Claude the Irregular Dragon (TM) @ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Hey ICE, quit throwing your kneecap at my baseball bat! 070
Halfpint DJT IS MY NELLIE OLSEN! @halfpintptbo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Its time! Take yur chances in court on self defense charges OR get kidnapped. I know what I'd do. Im not sure why citizens haven't already fought back? Especially when if someone is fighting back, others will join in, ya know, like ICE does. Mob mentality works! 010
alextheripper.bsky.social @alextheripper.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Green tips also produce similar effect 010
Blue Octäve Cult @blueoctavecult.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Also wood is not conductive so make sure you don’t use an aluminum one 030
maddog66.bsky.social @maddog66.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Stun baton would work great also with the bbb. Thump then zapp!! 010
dibblersancmot.bsky.social @dibblersancmot.bsky.social · 14/08/2026And what would happen to their pistol if they reached for their weapon whilst wearing their electronic gloves? 010
Sharklicker 2000 (Inglorious basterd) @sharklicker2000.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Imagine what one can do 75 yards with the correct tool. 030
JustSayin @justsayin-fromx.bsky.social · 13/08/2026EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN AMERICA SHOULD BE SENT A TASER GUN TO PROTECT THEMSELVES FROM THESE CRIMINAL ICE MAGOTS. THESE MASKED FUCKERS ARE WALKING OUR STREETS MURDERING, RAPING AND DISAPPEARING OUR PEOPLE SO WE HAVE TO PROTECT OURSELVES TOO!!! 030
Klaatu Barada Necktie ANTIFA Slava Ukraini Refuse Illegal Orders @reasonmustwin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026What happens if someone wearing those gloves gets really wet...? 130
kalaninut.bsky.social @kalaninut.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Or a regular taser works too. Zap em before they even get close enough for you to need the baseball bat. 020
Ian Andrews @ianbof.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Brit here; from what I've heard you'll not need a bat of any sort. apparently ICE agents are so into "self-gratification" (hence why they're called "wankers"), that most will be in hospital having, "accidentally burnt their cock and balls at a barbeque", (honestly doctor!) 070
saltysmom.bsky.social @saltysmom.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Vinyl will also protect you because it doesn’t conduct 010
ncl81.bsky.social @ncl81.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Thanks for the tip. I was thinking of getting a rubber suit. 100
Craig Sicknick @handle.invalid · 13/08/2026We are going to see a whole new level of crazy soon. France 1789 level crazy. 020
Political Opossum @cheezygoodness.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Sledgehammer works just as well, and can be used to “acquire” unlimited free bricks in most urban settings 030
Beesinmybrain @beesinmybrain.bsky.social · 13/08/2026What happens if you throw water at those gloves?⚡️ 010
be-zen.bsky.social @be-zen.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I've heard a sock filled with steel ball bearings works well too and it's easier to hide. They'll never see it coming. 120
Echidna @andygr60.bsky.social · 14/08/2026A blow to the head can also be effective and deserved.😂 030
Dave @subsailordave.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I really want to know how they're affected by water. 🤔 020
DrKary🇸🇪 @dr-kary.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Exactly!!! For an officer to be able to touch someone with their hands they’re already in a dominant position. The gloves are purely to cause pain, a major characteristic of all things Trump related. 031
guido-is-my-name.bsky.social @guido-is-my-name.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Retractable protection stick may be easier to carry than a baseball bat 030
Marc Riggsbee @marcriggsbee.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Then they’ll shoot you. Don’t physically resist, because the government will crush you. 000
StabbyTabby 🔪🤘 @stabbytabby.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Put a sock on the bat, when they grab the bat they are grabbing the sock, pull the bat out of their grasp and play ball. 050
theclevermonkey.bsky.social @theclevermonkey.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Try a supersoaker from distance. Those gloves get wet or water inside them ICE should enjoy their new toys. 120
PacificNorthWexican 🌱 🫘💚🐼 it’s gonna take Amanda fix shit. @mandertang.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Also- full hydroflasks serve dual purposes…similar to a bat and then uncork and douse glove wearer…. 020
Phil050pher @phil050pher.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Here's an idea: wire yourself so that anyone who touches you receives an electric shock; better still, that anyone who touches you with shock gloves receives a stunning short circuit. Not sure if any of this is possible, but it sure is fun to imagine. 010
Johan Ahnström @johansnewtweets.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Clint Eastwood: There's nothing like a nice piece of hickory. 010
ZFLTG @siarapita.bsky.social · 13/08/2026ICE will probably be too busy trying to jerk off with the shock gloves…..or at home choking their wives with them. 1190
The Lunatic Martin @thelunaticmartin.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Sounds like a good way to get shot to death. 000
JosephWelchVI @josephwelchvi.bsky.social · 14/08/2026In my old career, masked armed people running up on me have all found out what a marksman I am.static.klipy.comCowboy Says 'That's What I'm Talking About!'ALT: Cowboy Says 'That's What I'm Talking About!' 020
mrsgtpwithagsd.bsky.social @mrsgtpwithagsd.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I think we should all just dress in rubber. 020
Poor Pirate Propagandist @graveyard-jones.bsky.social · 14/08/2026And it's not illegal to just have a bat with you. What if you just found it somewhere and you were bringing it home? You could have just bought it. Maybe you're bringing it back to someone you borrowed it from 020
Pamelia Valentine @mommymouse007.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I was thinking, high velocity, lead projectile. 030
Anne Tifa @anne-tifa.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Also: cut two tire stems, as no one ever has two spares. Fuck ICE. 070
Demos @localdudefromma.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Yeah but, wouldn’t these murderous evil MFers just shoot you, claiming they feared for the life because after all you are brandishing a baseball bat? 3200
fletchermagee.bsky.social @fletchermagee.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Cattle prod. More bang for the buck. 010
Anne Donovan @tango793.bsky.social · 13/08/2026If it's an aluminum bat they don;t have to. They can just grab the bat. 010
Jeff @jeffhovis.bsky.social · 13/08/2026If you have conductive clothing they will also regret the contact. 240
Tholken for a reason. @tholken.bsky.social · 14/08/2026if you have a cattle prod it also keeps ICE agents away 010
Uncle Mick @nodirectionfromme.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Also, people who wear shock gloves have ears that come off very easily when you grab them and pull hard 010
Paul aka SunnyButts @sunnybutts.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Don’t ask how I know, but put a sock over it… guarantees IF they get lucky and grab it… you get another whopper of a swing! 010
nativeson13.bsky.social @nativeson13.bsky.social · 13/08/2026The second amendment made it even harder..just saying 010
Regina Schrambling @gastropoda.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Cellphone camera should be protection enough. 010
Highlawn 187.47. @highlawn.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Pro tip plus: put a sock on the fat end of your bat. That way if someone tries to grab it you get a second swing. 030
GratefulDaedalus @gratefuldaedalus.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Would a SuperSoaker filled with seawater help? 360
tominater.bsky.social @tominater.bsky.social · 13/08/2026And carry a glove so they can’t say it was premeditated. 050
en0k.bsky.social @en0k.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Robert De Nero as Al Caponestatic.klipy.comRobert De Niro as Al Capone with Baseball BatALT: Robert De Niro as Al Capone with Baseball Bat 060
NodeZ3r0™ @wopr.systems · 13/08/2026Capitalism's arms race in security only highlights how flawed it is. Real solutions lie elsewhere. 🏠🍔🏥💪🏼 wopr.foundation/the-block?utm_sourc… 000
Silkgirl101 @silkgirl101.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Not something that one would ordinarily have in a car, as opposed to a tire tool. In my car, I have pepper spray gel. It soaks into the skin & results in temporary blindness. 🌊🇺🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🌈🩸🌍💙 010
Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social · 14/08/2026At least not with unbroken fingers. 😂 010
LackingPatienceinSpades♠️ @patiencespade.bsky.social · 14/08/2026First thing I bought were various stun guns… I have a brush. 010
Kpow💥 @kpow70.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I've seriously been thinking about getting mace... I'd mace them and run to the police station to file a police report somebody tried to kidnap me 010
GMA @gmakp.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Hopefully be wearing two then that makes it hard to grab their gun 050
REN & STIMPY PT 2!! R&S’s backup account!! @sparkyomatic.bsky.social · 14/08/2026What happens when these ice guys go take a leak?. You know they aren’t the smartest! Just curious. 030
Tiffany-GreenEyes @tiffany-greeneyes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Yeah, but they aren’t taking their guns away… so yeahhhhhhh. Until this crime syndicate of pedophiles is removed from positions of power, no problems will be solved. 100
cb-2025.bsky.social @cb-2025.bsky.social · 13/08/2026No need for concealed carry. Carry a big stick! 010
Wiley Kann @wileykann.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Louisville Slugger stocks - great time to buy would be now 020
Albion @bluguitar.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Soon we will see a citizen charged for using a squirt gun, hopefully. 010
raniac63.bsky.social @raniac63.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Pro tip: If you carry a bat on your person or in the car, have a glove along. Your defense attorney will thank you. 030
SheehanUnchained @sheehanunchained.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Pro tip... Carry either a wood bat...or make sure your aluminum bat has a rubber handle. 4461
bitter-despondent.bsky.social @bitter-despondent.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Remember old fashioned wood; no aluminum 020
Tom Prendergast @tomp70.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Contrary Pro Tip: ICE has guns and would use them if you are wielding a baseball bat. I hate ICE and don’t want protesters or immigrants to be shot. 110
Ella Arson @ellaarson19.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I thought it was great advice for all sorts of situations. 030
Wait, what?! @whyisthat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Can they shoot you wearing those gloves? I ask coz that's their go to procedure. 010
p-8-4.bsky.social @p-8-4.bsky.social · 15/08/2026And, if you’ve used that baseball bat effectively, it’s ENTIRELY impossible! 010
bellhui1b.bsky.social @bellhui1b.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Pro tip: If you have a 'wooden' baseball bat it's nearly impossible for someone to get close enough to touch you with shock gloves.. 010
Lindsey Rachev @lrachev.bsky.social · 14/08/2026static.klipy.comJeffrey Dean Morgan as Negan SmirkingALT: Jeffrey Dean Morgan as Negan Smirking 050
Lane, actually 🥄⚧️✊ @laneactually.bsky.social · 13/08/2026My only suggestion would be to opt for a non-conductive bat 🦇 🙃 020
DM Skywalker @dmskywalker.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Protip. If you have a baseball bat you better have a glove and ball with you too. 021
Francesco @francescopoleselli.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Oh nooo...😂 That would be far too easy. Violence solves nothing. It creates pain, not understanding. The real weapon is making someone face what they did. Live with it. Understand it. A broken bone heals. A conscience forced to confront itself never fully does. 200
Alice Lastname @lowvelosity.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I was thinking rifle round to the pelvis but you do your thing 130
Double LL @doublel-l.bsky.social · 13/08/2026If you have a water gun you can get rid of the entire group in a few squirts. 010
dailyracingrag.bsky.social @dailyracingrag.bsky.social · 14/08/2026they also have tasers -up to 20ft. and zap 010
Hunter of Traitors @pugnat7proditores.bsky.social · 14/08/2026A squirt bottle with ammonia can also deny someone getting close enough. Plus it's fun to watch the retching and gasping. Kicks in the groin are optional. 010
DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 14/08/2026And if you put a sock on it it slips off when they try to grab it away 110
notepadenby.bsky.social @notepadenby.bsky.social · 14/08/2026What if there are two people who are able to coordinate so that one gets behind you? 100
Geo Lai @geo-lai.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Volume of water expelled from a bucket + electrocution devices make for a potentially hilarious mix! 020
Trickcyclist 🦋🏴🇪🇺 @trickcyclist.bsky.social · 13/08/2026When they are out cold stick both gloved hands instide their underwear and turn the power to max, sit back and enjoy. 010
steve52.bsky.social @steve52.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I wanna see one of these guys reach down and scratch his balls. 030
Stallionasaurus Reximus @kingstalon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026static.klipy.comJeffrey Dean Morgan as Negan in The Walking DeadALT: Jeffrey Dean Morgan as Negan in The Walking Dead 030
frodo58.bsky.social @frodo58.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Water and Electricity...Think about it.🤔⛈️ Carry bottled water, for when ICE needs to wash their hands, or at least rinse them off! Be a helper!😀 010
Dr. Manhattan @donpbenz.bsky.social · 14/08/2026This is precisely how we have to think. Do you have one? Would you use it? Would you die to protect someone you love? They wouldn’t. Cowards. They’re all cowards. 010
TekGuy630 @tekguy630.bsky.social · 13/08/2026If you hose down someone wearing those gloves, do they short out? 150
scoutpaint.bsky.social @scoutpaint.bsky.social · 14/08/2026republicuns are going after people who can't fight back. It's what you do when you're horrible and wrong and should self deport. 030
urnotkelly.bsky.social @urnotkelly.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Add on tip- put a long sock on it so when they try to grab it, they pull the sock off first so you get another swing in. 1170
Constituent AuntiTFaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLa @tfaunealford.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Dreaming about Nuremburg putting together dream teamstatic.klipy.comJustice DemocracyALT: Justice Democracy 030
Constituent AuntiTFaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLa @tfaunealford.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Ya know, there's a lot of sporting goods stores & pick up a glove and ball while there youtube.com/watch?v=Xq3hEMUeBGQ&t=15sstatic.klipy.comAdam Sandler: Put Me In Coach, I'm Ready To PlayALT: Adam Sandler: Put Me In Coach, I'm Ready To Play 010
🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 @heathencanadian2.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Don't forget to put a sock on the end of the bat so when they try to grab the bat, they get a smelly sock instead. 0110
Resistance Dragonrider 🇺🇸 🦋 🐲 @shadowrat.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I wonder what would happen if you threw water on them. The bat is a great idea. 070
Be a Beatle....not a limp e.d. @centristdemsrevil.bsky.social · 14/08/2026hit them with a face full of ich or sneeze powder and let them shock themselves. Can't get close enough to hit them with itch powder to their shorts....so they shock their balls. 010
Dogs10Gods0 @johnjado.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Water balloons might be worth a try 🤷🏽static.klipy.comSpiderman's Electro ElectrocutedALT: Spiderman's Electro Electrocuted 020
MaggieFlynn @a1magfly.bsky.social · 13/08/2026 Light rain or damp/thin clothing on a target does not stop the device from working, but full immersion or flooding the internal components breaks the electronics. Bring back the super soakers. 040
wjbotany.bsky.social @wjbotany.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Being a corruptly awarded contract, underlying defects should be expected like what happens when they get wet? Dead batteries? Elec malfunctions, Etc….. 010
Mr. Wizbang @mrwizbang.bsky.social · 14/08/2026static.klipy.comInglourious Basterds: Donny with a BatALT: Inglourious Basterds: Donny with a Bat 020
philipmartin77.bsky.social @philipmartin77.bsky.social · 13/08/2026And its a non conductive material 110
Blue Feral @blueferal.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Or a pitchfork. Or a torch. Or any medieval weapon really. Just for the sake of discussion. 010
Nctwadumela-He who Greets With Fire! @nctwadumela.bsky.social · 13/08/2026When I heard of the shock gloves I thought the same thing thing. ICE are too much of a pack of pussies to get that close in a one on one commitment. Nonetheless I can’t help to ask why not tasers? If they grab someon and kneel on them they will get shocked too. I can’t think like maga… 120
Keep on Wavin' 👋 @thompepe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026It's time for a history lesson on the rationale for writing the 2d amendment...the gloves are off...just sayin' 010
Craig Bruce 💚💙 @craigbruce68.bsky.social · 13/08/2026You just need to hang on to the bat!static.klipy.comGirl's Amazing Baseball Bat TrickALT: Girl's Amazing Baseball Bat Trick 0160
Salute Gesundheit @meltedplasticman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Do you wanna bet the White House had a few pairs to play around with? 030
rhett-sky.bsky.social @rhett-sky.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Pro tip: ICE shoots people dead for no reason. Brandishing a baseball bat get you empty clips from all ICE present. 370
The TrumpRussiaGuide 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @trumprussiaties.bsky.social · 14/08/2026static.klipy.comBoy with Water Gun: YOU GOT IT!!ALT: Boy with Water Gun: YOU GOT IT!! 060
Leg Spinner🏏 @judeet44.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Wouldn't a quick spray with water make them short-circuit? Or how about a hand-held electro-magnet? 010
Brian Terrill 🏴☠️⸸🇺🇦 @brianterrill.bsky.social · 13/08/2026A super soaker with %90 ISO alcohol also works. And alcohol flames are nearly invisible. 8633
This Bastard @griffethbachgen.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Or a 9 iron. Club of choice when walking my dog. 020
Anthony Donnelly @tony916.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I wonder what happens if they try to use a gun with the gloves on. It can't be good. 020
Mark W. Nelson @markthepatientman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Just a note: do not use aluminum. A wooden bat with a rubber grip would probably keep them at bay. 😁 020
nikomania.bsky.social @nikomania.bsky.social · 14/08/2026carry a mirror and reflect the charge back to the glove wearer, it works in the sci fi films? 010
Mon @miurbanski.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Better yet, travel with a ball and mitt along with a sturdy bat, and there is no cause for premeditation! You’re just always ready for a pick-up softball game. (I am not a lawyer) 1411
Gen X Antifa Kitty 🐈⬛ 🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @calamity1849.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Make sure the bat is wood. 080
I like Democracy & the Rule of Law! @patriotclyde.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Don't bring a shock glove to a gun fight! 030
sweaters40.bsky.social @sweaters40.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Chances are you’d be shot for carrying a deadly weapon(unless you were going to ball practice)! 000
Ms. Tabitha Twitchit @tabbykat327.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Garden hose straight to the hands if they park next to someone's driveway! 030
DadBeastLarge @dadbeastlarge.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Especially if you're also armed with your legal side arm, and hopefully have a pair of those same gloves on. Those capitalist fuckers are going to want to sell them to everyone, not just to scumbag ICE agents. 010
ReneeMarcelle @reneemarcelle.bsky.social · 14/08/2026They'll shoot you anyway and say you tried to run them over. 020
Catfish @stlcatfishmike.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I do not believe these things are gonna be robust enough to last in the field. My money says these are gonna be Temu level garbage and only good for torturing people in detention and not great that. They are 100% a data point in the “everyone in this administration is in junior high” thesis 0100
Tamara @tamarahebronwilson.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Someday we and them, will realize there are more of us than them! 010
melaniej49.bsky.social @melaniej49.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Pro tip 2: in some states a solitary baseball bat is classified as a deadly weapon if there's no glove or ball stored with it, as well as a single golf club sans additional golf equipment. Also, those items without accessories can establish premeditated intent. Place a tube sock over the bat. 040
dougvee.bsky.social @dougvee.bsky.social · 14/08/2026A 20 ounce framing hammer head on an 18" hickory handle is pretty wicked as well. It is relatively innocuous looking hanging from belt also. 130
chrisbotta.bsky.social @chrisbotta.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Just not a metal bat. Would the Lucille upgrade for wood bats be okay, there's no metal on the handle. 030
churchlady320 @churchlady320.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Would be considered assault. Protesters need long sleeves, kerchiefs on necks, durable clothing, goggles, masks. No skin available. Gloves can't work on fabric. 130
oldlady628.bsky.social @oldlady628.bsky.social · 13/08/2026The gloves will not work through clothing. Not good in warm weather but…. 040
The Racket, LLC @the-racket.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Bottled water or alligator clips can be a nice Uno Reverse 010
