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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

At this point, If you saw someone stealing from a grocery store would you say anything?

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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Sure Amazon, it’s going to arrive within the next 2 1/2 hours. I’m holding my breath.

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Boricuabc2 @boricuabc2.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Russia’s midterm interference may look like American content: fake local-news sites, new “patriot” accounts, AI audio/video, ballot-fraud clips and urgent voting claims. WATCH FOR: no original source, odd URLs, coordinated wording and pressure to SHARE NOW. Verify before amplifying.

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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

At lunch listening to some old guy convince this young guy to sign up for a pyramid scheme. I so badly want to walk over to their table and save the guy but somehow I think it would go south for me. Maybe I’ll wait here a little longer until the old guy leaves.

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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

@mapquest.com , ever thought about adding Flock camera locations to your maps?

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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Taught my niece how to change her brake pads and the oil/filter on her car. Had fun AND saved her hundreds of dollars.

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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I don’t think I’ve been to Taco Bell in 10 years but I’m going to have it for lunch today.

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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

I’m 53 years old and my 84 year old mom and dad are coming to see me at my new job and going to lunch with me today. I’m still there kid…. I’m so happy that we can still do this.

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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Quit my boss today. Yes, I said that correctly.

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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

I have one of the best health insurance plans in Illinois and I am drowning in medical debt. It isn’t insurance, it’s a discount code that I paid for.

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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

The guy in charge of scheduling at my company (we have a 4-6 week lead time) doesn’t understand why the local body shop can’t repair his car tomorrow.

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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Um, Mother Nature, I sort of promised my wife I’d mow the lawn. Any help would be appreciated.

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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

It’s 6:30 in the morning and I’m debating if I should make shrimp tacos.

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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

I cannot wait for the day my children move out and realize that houses are not self cleaning.

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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

@ilattygeneral.bsky.social, the rate at which gas prices rose to oil prices isn’t matching the rate of dropping. Maybe your office could look into this? Us illinois car drivers would appreciate it.

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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Thinking out loud here. Why doesn’t the U.S. send ICE to Iran to enforce the ceasefire? ICE has been doing such a good job of maintaining the peace here….

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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Here is an idea, temporarily assign all TSA agents to ICE and then send ONLY THOSE ICE agents to the airports. Now the TSA agents get paid.

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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

These statements are COMPLETELY DIFFERENT: Dad, we are running low on napkins. Dad, I took the last napkins out of the pantry. Dad, we are out of napkins. How come nobody told me there are no more napkins.

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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

In the 90s even a hint of a scandal and a politician resigned. Today? They campaign on it and ask for donations.

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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

I wonder if there are going to be less school shootings, less domestic violence, etc. this year because those people can now release their aggression because the my were hired by the government.

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Congresswoman Robin Kelly @robinkelly.house.gov · 08/01/2026

I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy. She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.

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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Thinking of retiring early. Sure, I’ll be living in a homeless camp but….

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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

First world problems. My family is complaining that the flight from one Hawaiian island to the other has been delayed 25 minutes.

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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

15 year old learning to drive and an extended warranty on rims and tires. Perfect combination!

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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Nothing like coming home to find a leak in the roof. That being said, did a temp fix that should last until at least Spring and was still able to make dinner for the family.

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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

Halloween is over. Time to take down the Thanksgiving decorations and setup for Christmas.

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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

I don’t understand some people. Just because you put it in the schedule doesn’t mean all is well. The goal is to get ALL work out the door in two weeks. Telling a customer four doesn’t help. Do we need to hire more people? Ask if anyone wants OT? Sheesh.

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Rep. Chris Pappas @repchrispappas.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

The House should be in Washington doing the work to reopen the government and make sure people’s insurance premiums don’t massively increase. I’m supporting changing the House rules to require us to be in five days a week during a shutdown. It’s simple: we don’t go home until our job is done.

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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

I have a background in IT and educational administration. I’m still trying to figure out how I fixed anOD grinder with a 20 year old control system that was crashing on startup. Maybe it was that night I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express.

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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

My US citizen Hispanic employees are afraid to come to work because they fear ICE will pick them up and not believe their birth certificate. Just because they are brown.

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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 23/09/2025

So if Tylenol creates autism we’re cool then with vaccines right? RIGHT???? RFK jr is insane, so it POTUS

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

David Letterman on Jimmy Kimmel’s suspension: “You can’t go around firing somebody because you’re fearful, or because you’re trying to suck up to an authoritarian— a criminal—administration in the Oval Office.

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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Isn’t this a crime (on so many different levels?)

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GingerSpice💙 @thedesertginger.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

This was Jimmy Kimmels IG post the day of the shooting The billionaires who own most of the major networks are demanding he apologize to the Kirks and donate $$ to her and TPUSA Get ready for US state propaganda TV

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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Helping my 15 year old get her driver’s license is nothing compared to teaching two 20+ year olds how to drive a forklift.

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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

Found a bunch of old legos at my parents and gave them to my 15 year old. “Dad, we can’t use these. There are no instructions.” I almost called DCFS on myself. Instructions?!? It’s called imagination. Tonight we’re building spaceships!

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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Sure my degree is in business and my background is IT and educational administration but need an auto loading lathe repaired and I’m your man!

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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

How about an Executive Order that that a mass shooter/murderer’s name is legally changed to loser. First shooter: loser-1; second shooter: loser-2. Make it a crime to refer to them by their old name.

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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

On my way to the urologist. If I die please do not look at the last couple of photos on my phone. LOL

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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

@governor.ca.gov , have you ever thought of calling your plan MAGA - Mobilize Against Gerrymandering Abuse? Not that I should question the greatest governor of all time - sorry @jbpritzker.bsky.social. You will probably get the Nobel Peace Prize for your actions!

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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

The four worst people to live on planet earth (in no special order): - The inventor of Tupperware - Trump - Hitler - The inventor of the colonoscopy prep liquid

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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

Thunderstorms, 91° and no air in the shop. Yep, I’m bringing a change of clothes with me to work today.

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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

I didn’t know that @stephencolbert.bsky.social was a guest writer for this week’s #SouthPark

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