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DelanitheFirst

@delanithefirst.bsky.social
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Agnostic, leaning toward Atheism, hoping for Reincarnation🤷🏼‍♀️. If you don’t agree with me, that’s OK. It’s your RIGHT to be WRONG🧐

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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 28/09/2026
To the people complaining these sex abuse cases have created a world where men now have to think 10 times before they touch a woman. Yes, that's the point. It's called consent. Welcome to human decency.
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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
10% discount for scanning your own groceries?!
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wow! Can we clone this man? Asking for every American City! 😍
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Blessed Hardcheese (@JackDexterity) featuring black text on a white background reading: "To teach my kids a lesson about socialism, I gave all my kids a list of chores that I thought they could handle, but set their allowances at the same level. Then I had the CIA murder me and install a puppet dad."
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So what did Dolly Parton name the entity she established to oversee her estate, publishing interests, and legacy after her death? “She’s Alive LLC.” Absolutely perfect.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🥹😍🤩✊🏽👏🏽👏🏽👀🗣️🫦✌🏽🔥💟💙💟💙💟💙
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Tina Kotek @tinakotek.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Last year, President Trump tried to mobilize the National Guard against the very communities they are meant to protect, but I didn’t let that happen. We sued Trump in court, and we won. Unlike Christine Drazan, I will always stand up for Oregon values and the rule of law.
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ExamineYourZipper 🌊🇺🇸🦅🇨🇦🍁🇺🇦🌻🇵🇸🍉 @cidbarret85.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They all knew ahead of time who he is...
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Pissed-Off Scientist @rockney.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
VOTE !!!!!!!
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
He’s GROWLING at female reporters now!!! 🤬
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🇨🇦 CATNAP 😼 @cmcd54.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🙀😹😹👍
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1kr5ur43m.bsky.social @1kr5ur43m.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
BREAKING: Our banned interview with Kimmel generated 6 million views on YouTube.
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DelanitheFirst @delanithefirst.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I support Wikipedia, where information is still human-created, fact-checked, and 100% free. Join me! donate.wikimedia.org
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Donate to the Wikimedia Foundation, the nonprofit that hosts Wikipedia and other crucial free knowledge projects. Each year, the generosity of the 2% of readers who donate allows us to expand the reac...
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Tina Kotek @tinakotek.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Today, we remember those who lost their lives on this day 25 years ago, and continue to offer our support to the loved ones who still carry that loss. Oregon stands with you.
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God @thegodshow.com · 11/09/2026
We don’t talk about Russ Vought enough and he’s the most powerful villain in Washington, D.C.
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Tina Kotek @tinakotek.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Christine Drazan wants to end decades of safe, secure vote-by-mail elections. But as long as I’m your governor, I won’t let that happen.
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SteveH @sghendricks.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Barron W. Tramp @barronwtramp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
She's always been ours and never ever ever never ever theirs.
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Dolly Parton paid for the gender-affirming care of her "good friend" & chauffeur of 30 years - LGBTQ Nation
The singer and driver met in the 1980s and became lifelong friends. He even popped up in some of her books!
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🏳️‍⚧️Trevorlynn 🦇David🦇 Cooper🏳️‍⚧️ @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Who cares if you hate one of the Star Treks. We are all 40OR 50 YEARS OLD HERE (at least vibe wise) Let people have a Star Trek you don't like. Who gives a fuck. Let people like the shit they like. I ain't the audience for a lot of Modern Trek, but I'm glad it's out there. #StarTrek🏳️‍⚧️ #TransRights🖖
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Tina Kotek @tinakotek.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
President Trump says data centers should be fast-tracked. Not in Oregon, and not on my watch.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
With just 59 days until the midterms, Republicans are reportedly worried that Trump is turning the election into a referendum on himself — but they’re afraid to tell him how unpopular he is. One top GOP campaign official put it bluntly: “We’re stuck on the boat with him whether we like it or not.”
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Bravo @mapquest.com…. for not bending the knee! #LakeOntario-Now&Forever🇨🇦
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Elizabeth @lizard714.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I also used to like Maher, but he is an asshole, as Jojo states. jojofromjerz.substack.com/p/bill-maher...
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Bill Maher Is An Asshole
Bill Maher couldn’t tarnish Dolly Parton’s legacy, but he did manage to expose the rot in his own.
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Taint @taint9.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Most definitely 💔
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David Gorski, MD, PhD @gorskon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Antivaxxers are utterly, despicably predictable.
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Antivaxxers always acting like nobody died before covid. RIP Dolly. These people have no shame.
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HODAG RPG @hodagrpg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Rest Well, Dolly.
Dolly Parton holding a sword 
"You best start respecting Trans folks pronouns darling or I'm gonna have to make your pronouns was/were"
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Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
(1/3) With Dolly Parton's passing, I want to put good words on the wind for her. Feel free to quote reply with your own. Dolly became the single largest donor for the Moderna COVID vaccine because of a chance encounter and friendship with a Vanderbilt researcher Dr. Naji Abumrad years earlier. She
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It's ME(Jaime) @exceedhergrasp1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton was an uncredited producer on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. When she learned the only female producer was making less than her male counterparts, Dolly cut her a check for the difference, on the spot.
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Amanda Marcotte @amandamarcotte.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One way to honor Dolly’s legacy: get your covid vaccine this year! www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2020/...
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Dolly Parton helped fund Moderna’s vaccine. It began with a car crash and an unlikely friendship.
“Without a doubt in my mind, her funding made the research toward the vaccine go 10 times faster than it would be without it,” physician Naji Abumrad said of his friend.
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Out of Context Simpsons Couch Gags @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP Dolly Parton
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Wonder-Waffle 🦆 @wonderwaffle93.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is honestly one of the things I first remember her from funny enough. Still, RIP to an absolute legend
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Brian A. Anderson @thebanderson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Godspeed Dolly. From Garcia’s 1972 interview in @playboy.com: www.playboy.com/read/playboy...
Who’da thought it? Who’d ever have supposed that the favorite girl singer of the spiritual leader of the Heaviest Rock-‘n’-Roll Band in the Known World would turn out to be my favorite girl singer…. Dolly Parton, the fairest wildflower that ever bloomed in Tennessee, the best female country vocalist since the prime of Kitty Wells? Far—how you say?—flung! Far fuckin’ flung! Jerry’s at the turntable now, flipping switches and adjusting dials, blowing invisible dust off the record with French-maid fastidiousness, delicately plucking up the tonearm, catching it the way one might pick up a small but outraged serpent, with two fingers just at the base of the skull, gingerly almost to the point of reverence, and a moment later the room is filled with the exquisitely melancholic strains of Dolly Parton’s mourning-dove- with-a-broken-wing voice, keening,

In this mental insti-too-shun, Looking out through these arn bars….It’s her beautiful Daddy, Come and Get Me, about a girl whose husband has had her committed (“to get me out of his way”), and when Dolly comes to the lines “It’s not my mind that’s broken / It’s my heart.” Jerry Garcia, standing limned in soft morning sunlight before the arched front window, turns to me and… remember now, this is the Jerry Garcia, Captain Trips himself, the same Jerry Garcia who only 12 hours earlier utterly blew out 3000 of the most jaded, dope-devastated heads ever assembled even at the Fillmore (Dead fans are notorious in that regard)… that Jerry Garcia turns to me and clasps his hands to his breast and rolls his eyes after the goofy, ga-ga fashion of a lovesick swain and utters an ecstatic little moan and swoons into the nearest chair… and for the next half hour, while our break- fast turns cold in the kitchen, he and Hunter and I sit there in the living taste of Captain Trips’s morning pipe and groovin’ on Sweet Dolly’s bucolic threnodies about lost loves and dying lovers and stillborn babes, and by the time her last words (“O Robert! O Robert!”) fade into silence, I swear to God there’s not a dry eye in the room….
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
trump honoring dolly's death probably begins and ends in the thought "she was VERY interested, i can tell you that much"
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Colleen Mondor @chasingray.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Oh, man. This is what you need to read on Dolly today. Read it to the end. Thank you Gillian, for sharing such a personal story.
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
DEMOLITION MAN (1993)
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
These giant African rats sniff out tuberculosis in 3 seconds flat, work microscopes take a full day to do. APOPO's HeroRATs are already saving lives across Africa and Asia.
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🍷HoneyLips🍷 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇲🇽 🇨🇦 🦋 @winecave.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Both got arrested. Spidey has a GoFundMe for his legal fees.
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🇨🇦JOY 🇨🇦 @joycomes.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Corvids hang upside down hanging on to a branch ornithologists view this acrobatic behaviour as a relaxed way for the intelligent corvids to test their balance, strength, and coordination. This acrobatic behaviour builds muscle, and improves agility which they use for reaching for food.
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🇨🇦JOY 🇨🇦 @joycomes.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Australian Bustard 1 meter tall Ground dwelling omnivore feeding on seeds, fruit, insects and small reptiles. The male has a gular pouch which inflates like a balloon during the breeding season. Acts as an amplifier to produce a loud booming sound to attract females.
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Dory Girl @dorygirl.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
These "men" should be banned from all WNBA games.
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The “locker-room talk,” “fuck your feelings” folks do not get to spend half a century treating women’s equality like an administrative error and then appoint themselves hall monitors of misogyny because Jon Ossoff uttered one woman’s first name. jojofromjerz.substack.com/p/how-dare-j...
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Moondoggie (Rick) @moondogrick.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
As Jesse Jackson used to say, keep hope alive. Once David Ellison bankrupts Paramount, Netflix or Universal or Apple will pick it all up for pennies on the dollar and Star Trek will be in better hands. 🤔
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Criminal slumlord Jared Kushner’s corrupt $5B resort plan in Albania has all but effectively collapsed after the country froze all of his assets that are tied with his money laundering project. Good. Well done to the Albanian people who refused to see this happen.
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Orcusdorkus @orcusdorkus.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Yeah, it’s not high cinema, but I’m still having a damn good time watching another season of the big lovable galoot kicking the shit out of comically corrupt bureaucrats and government thugs.
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cbum-in-co.bsky.social @cbum-in-co.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
From today, and every day that traitorous rapist sack of shit is corrupting our country, I will post #TrumpWillNeverBeMyPresident
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Tina Kotek @tinakotek.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Rural Oregon families shouldn’t have to lose access to healthcare because some out-of-state corporation decided it wasn’t profitable enough. I’m fighting to protect maternity care and keep local hospitals answering to Oregon's own doctors and nurses. www.oregonlive.com/health/2026/...
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Oregon lands $37.5 million in federal-backed funding to keep rural maternity care open
State officials say the money will help hospitals hire workers, upgrade equipment and expand support programs while protecting access to prenatal and postpartum care.
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