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Jenni

@wipjenni.bsky.social
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☆human artist & jewelry maker☆ My hands are tools, not accessories. ☆intellectual absurdist☆50% jokes☆98% misunderstood☆ www.patreon.com/cw/wipjenni ko-fi.com/wipjenni twitch.tv/jenniunfiltered Liars & hypocrites: hit the bricks.

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Jenni @wipjenni.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Am I the only person who isn't enamored with crows?
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Jenni @wipjenni.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The exact garbage that's making Bluesky a waste of time. I've been seeing more of this trash since I complained about it! @bsky.app your AI algorithm is shit.
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Jenni @wipjenni.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The amount of literal copy & paste 'engagement statements' on this platform is out of control. Between that and the bizarrely anti-social algorithm and complete lack of discoverability, Bluesky has become functionally useless. It doesn't even show me posts from 3/4 of the people I follow.
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Jenni @wipjenni.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
At what point do we stop spending time, energy & money on trying to help people hell bent on their own destruction, instead of the people who through *no* fault of their own are being harmed despite their best efforts to overcome adversity?
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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can’t eat a sandwich until you subscribe to sandwiches. Can’t eat today’s sandwich until it has applied daily sandwich updates. Sandwich now has adverts even though you paid for ad-free sandwich. Can pay again to have less sandwich adverts. Now you can eat the sandwich, but it’s smaller.
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Jenni @wipjenni.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The list of things that are wrong with that 'man' is utterly astounding. Guess who? 😄
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Jenni @wipjenni.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I absolutely love how @vancityjoshb.bsky.social captures autumn so beautifully with bold, vibrant & most importantly, unique colors.
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Jenni @wipjenni.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It would help to wake up with an adrenaline rush for something *good* & exciting instead of panic about 1 of many scary & stressful personal things. But a politician said another thing to confirm the threat to civilization & the Earth itself. Can't wait for the snarky narration posts from everyone!
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Jenni @wipjenni.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Y'all are crazy! In other news, I haven't been able to stream for almost two weeks and the neighborhood garage band that practiced *every time* I streamed previously - no doubt in an orchestrated plot (see what I did there?) to earn me copyright strikes, haven't played once!
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Hah Righttt
ALT: Hah Righttt
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Jenni @wipjenni.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
😶
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Jenni @wipjenni.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Did you know? Xfinity has 5 distinct "This page is broken" redirects for when their "tracking-data-component" won't load? I discovered this after 2+ hours trying to get cheap, temporary internet from them. "Kim" scolded me for "sounding angry" after she said: "but you don't want to keep trying". 🤬
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Jenni @wipjenni.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hahahahahaha! 😂 Jfgugfhhvf!😂 Did that seem convincing?
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Jenni @wipjenni.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
For my literal self-preservation, I am going to treat everything like it's a joke from now on. 🎉 Let's see if that makes anything easier. 🤞 🤷
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Jenni @wipjenni.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Problem Solver℠ 🫡👍😏 ~ There are tools people can use to understand that things existed before they were born: books. ~
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Jenni @wipjenni.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Today, I am the Problem Solver! 🫡👍😏 ~ Then stop watching sporting events. ~
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Jenni @wipjenni.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's kind of hilarious that not only are a relative few bad apples spoiling the bushel, but the entire world is reordering itself to pretend apples don't exist, bushels don't exist, rot doesn't exist, fungicides don't exist, composting doesn't exist, judicious pruning does not exist. Wtf, world? 🍎😁
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Pdxeagle @pdxeagle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Thanks to John Oliver this is still a valid website:
screamintothevoid.com
SCREAM INTO THE VOID
SCREAM INTO THE VOID
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Jenni @wipjenni.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
😏
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Jenni @wipjenni.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
An act of kindness that turned my whole day around! ☺️
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Eric just supported Jenni on Ko-fi! ❤️
Ko-fi lets you support creators you love with tips, memberships and shop sales!
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Jenni @wipjenni.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Well, my back eased up enough that I could pull on jeans today, so now I have a migraine. 😔
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Jenni @wipjenni.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If only one single person with RESPONSIBILITY, AUTHORITY & RESOURCES had 1/25 of the sickening disgust & outrage that I have, this could all be ended within days. There is no excuse for their repugnant, self-serving cowardice. 🎤🐔
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Jenni @wipjenni.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So we're doing handerchief hems again?
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Jenni @wipjenni.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I can't believe I lost over a million followers for saying that committing crimes should be illegal. Please repost and follow me if you agree committing crimes should be illegal.
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Jenni @wipjenni.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nobody will boycott, Sheeran, the NFL or stadiums. People only boycott Amazon & Walmart because affiliate links (and patreon.com/wipjenni) are my *only* sources of income right now! 😭
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Jenni @wipjenni.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
😏
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Jenni @wipjenni.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I can't believe I lost over a million followers for saying that billionaires are bad. Please repost and follow me if you agree billionaires are bad.
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Jenni @wipjenni.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I watched too much Scooby-Doo. I dreamt in cartoon last night.
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Concretebotany @concretebotany.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sulfur Cosmos (Cosmos sulphureus) growing out of the sidewalk of 11th Street, shot this morning. #Bloomscrolling #Flowers #Pavementplants www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1838...
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sounds Awesome to me, I'm all in with Tim💙👍🙏🏻
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Jenni @wipjenni.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
On November 4th, I will expect a full apology. Hey, who wants to give me $54 for a gallon of Mold Killing Primer so I'm ready to get going as soon as my back works again? ko-fi.com/wipjenni#che...
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Jenni @wipjenni.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I have now binged almost the entirety of Scooby-Doo: Mystery Incorporated, but my back's still screwed up. What should I watch next?
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Scooby-Doo and Mystery Inc. Reading Clues
ALT: Scooby-Doo and Mystery Inc. Reading Clues
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Jenni @wipjenni.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Amplifying the irrelevant messages of exactly the sort of people who should be ignored into oblivion is stupid. I hope people are paying attention.
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Jenni @wipjenni.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Pretending an existential crisis is business-as-usual is dangerous. I hope people are paying attention.
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Jenni @wipjenni.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Pretending rabid dogs can be reasonable if you publicly embarrass them is dangerous. I hope people are paying attention.
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Jenni @wipjenni.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
In Related News: If you don't hoard things you don't need, you also don't go into personal debt for rewarding the billionaires for convincing your gullible ass that you have to have *everything* they're selling. I hope people are paying attention.
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Jenni @wipjenni.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's called 'controlling the narrative'. I hope people are paying attention.
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Jenni @wipjenni.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This could be bad. I hope people are paying attention.
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Jenni @wipjenni.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I just spent 20 min trying to find out who someone is because they have a 396k rabidly engaged follower count on here. Their posts consist of 'This [political news item] could be bad. I hope people are paying attention', and 'AMA: if I think this [political news item] could be bad'. Pointless.
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Jenni @wipjenni.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
AI is literally being used to delete and rewrite “history”. This ‘future’ that everyone keeps talking about as some great learning opportunity is likely to never happen precisely because HUMANS ARE PROVING THAT THEY WILL NOT TAKE ACTION ON HISTORICAL LESSONS.
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Jenni @wipjenni.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
No stream today. I can barely move.
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Jenni @wipjenni.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
*Don't* raise your hand if you've ever had to do an insane amount of physical labor in a ludicrously short amount of time & f*cked up your body so much that holding a phone & scrolling was too painful. *Don't* nod in sympathy if you had to DIY because AI took your job & you couldn't afford pros. 😔
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Jenni @wipjenni.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A few years ago, all the proof you needed to understand that the average American is incapable of nuance or depth of thought was to look at the 'because you watched/listened to this, you'll love this' recommendations. Now, the recommendations are based solely on what the platform wants you to see.
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Jenni @wipjenni.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Within minutes of the Towers, I was DMd by two younger friends, one in the Navy, the other a Marine, and a 3rd friend, a 43 yo working at the FDIC in DC. My mother called on the phone. We were talking during the second strike. My dad worked at Pittsburgh Airport, she was very scared because phones
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Jenni @wipjenni.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's Friday, and it's important for you all to understand that I don't like faucets with handles that look like flaccid penises, or ceiling lights that look like full breasts. There are much better places to see the real things. 😏
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Jenni @wipjenni.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
That’s not abstract. 🙄😑
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Jenni @wipjenni.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I, for one, am disappointed this isn't about an excellently skilled & insanely attractive former hockey player.
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Jenni @wipjenni.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Clarification: 5 stoners will come up with band names and call it a productive week. Hey @bsky.app I mentioned "cannabis" ONE TIME since I created this account 2 years ago. Fix your algo. It's as useless & one-note as Google's.
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Jenni @wipjenni.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm not an expert in names, so if anyone can tell me how common these customer support agent names are, please do. Gaddam Choad Asnifa Mama NOTE: I did *not* make these up. I didn't think to screengrab the first one. I encountered these on Instacart & Lowes sites, respectively, the same day.
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Jenni @wipjenni.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
#betta #fish #art
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Jenni @wipjenni.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A recent art jewelry promo clip I made got some good attention, (yay me!) so I'm thinking I'll be doing some abstract landscapey things for pendants on tomorrow's 1pm EDT stream. Might multicast to YouTube, too. Just so I can say things about them on their own platform. 😄 #art #jewelry #painting
Original abstract paintings in custom aluminum frames made as jewelry pendants.
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