Political Opossum @cheezygoodness.bsky.social · 24/09/2026There is no legitimate reason for the office of President to exist. It’s an archaic notion based on the idea that we all need a singular “daddy” to tell us what to do. We don’t. It only invites corruption and incompetence. We’re on the third President in my lifetime who can barely even read. Why? 100
Political Opossum @cheezygoodness.bsky.social · 20/09/2026So many democrats are still out there supporting genocide/fascism, acting like they can’t understand why their party is hemorrhaging voters. When things have reached the point where you’ve lost multiple elections to a functionally illiterate child rapist with dementia, some people look inward… 000
Political Opossum @cheezygoodness.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Every time I tell an establishment Democrat who funded their favorite candidates, they block me. Remember kids: voting for a candidate funded by MAGA is a vote for MAGA, every single time. 000
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Political Opossum @cheezygoodness.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Aaron Bushnell was the last U.S. military service member with any balls. Sorry kids, I don’t care how shitty conditions are in your genocide machines. You chose to kill children for corporate profits. 100
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Political Opossum @cheezygoodness.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Trans panic/erasure was the Nazis’ first test run of the dehumanization techniques used in the Holocaust. If your favorite politician is engaging in trans panic today, they are responsible for the next Holocaust. Looking at you, @gavinnewsom.bsky.social 010
Political Opossum @cheezygoodness.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Donald Trump is a functionally illiterate imbecile with advanced dementia. I think we can all agree on that. So how, exactly, can he be the evil mastermind behind all of America’s problems that establishment democrats make him out to be? The guy can’t even stop bragging about sexual assault on TV 100
Political Opossum @cheezygoodness.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Remember when Bill Clinton used his office to sexually coerce and humiliate an unpaid intern less than half his age, and every Democrat jumped on the “just a blowie!” bandwagon? That was the moment his pal Donald Trump decided he could be president. He ran the first time in 2000 and we all laughed… 100
Political Opossum @cheezygoodness.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I’m not going to sit here all day making “orange man bad” posts. We all know the functionally illiterate child rapist is an incompetent criminal. What concerns me is the Controlled Opposition. Voting for a candidate funded by Trump supporters is a vote for Trump, period. 110
Political Opossum @cheezygoodness.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Harris and the DNC accepted a third of a billion dollars in “donations” from five Trump endorsers in 2024. The result was a dropoff in turnout by registered Dems of 6.4M between 2020 and 2024, and 180,000 fewer registered democrats today than in 2024. Parties need voters, never the other way around. 001
Political Opossum @cheezygoodness.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Throwing leftover chile rellenos and beans into a burrito with some bacon and eggs at 3pm definitely counts as breakfast. I will not be taking questions at this time. 000
Political Opossum @cheezygoodness.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Blue maga wants you to believe that all of America’s problems start and end with Trump because they’re all on the same grift he is, and expect things to go back to “normal,” where everything is exactly the same as it is now, but without some idiot bragging about it every 5 minutes, when he’s gone. 111
Political Opossum @cheezygoodness.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Let me be clear about “American exceptionalism.” My grandpa was a German rail worker/union organizer. He escaped Germany just before the Holocaust. He took his own life during the McCarthy era, after realizing where he ended up, and an American insurance company denied my grandma his death benefits 140
Political Opossum @cheezygoodness.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Kamala Harris has nothing of value to add to this election, outside of being an example of what not to do. Taking a third of a billion dollars in “donations” from Trump supporters to lose the 2024 election only makes her an expert at getting paid to lose elections 010
Political Opossum @cheezygoodness.bsky.social · 10/08/2026When corporate politicians tell you they “support American farmers,” what they really mean is the farm owners responsible for creating the conditions that lead to explosive diarrhea outbreaks, not the farm workers being forced to work in those conditions. These are not the same people. 184
Political Opossum @cheezygoodness.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Blue maga is really pushing hard this week on all the same talking points that lost them all those primaries. It’s almost like they’re trying to lose at this point. Almost like someone paid them a third of a billion dollars to lose in 2024… 130
Political Opossum @cheezygoodness.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Remember when NB Forrest went in front of Congress and claimed the KKK never existed, and that even if it did exist, it didn’t anymore, and Congress just took him at his word despite knowing better? This shit isn’t new. 000
Political Opossum @cheezygoodness.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Bill Clinton used his position as president to sexually abuse and humiliate at least one unpaid intern less than half his age. Every one of you saying he was impeached for “just a blowie” is responsible for perpetuating the culture that put his bff Don in the WH. 021
Political Opossum @cheezygoodness.bsky.social · 06/08/2026There is nothing more pathetic than AIPAC-funded blue maga dipshits running scorched-earth campaigns full of Islamophobia, racism, and “red scare” Neo Nazi bullshit, then immediately expecting the highest level of respect from the candidates that beat them. You want us to just forget that shit now? 141
Political Opossum @cheezygoodness.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Bill Clinton was best friends with Donald Trump and one of the Epstein bros for 20+ years. When you giggle about him being impeached for “just a bj,” you’re laughing about a 50yo sexual predator using the power of his office to sexually abuse and humiliate an unpaid intern less than half his age. 021
Political Opossum @cheezygoodness.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I am the most hardcore leftist cynic you’ll ever meet, but even I have to give credit where credit is due. @abdulelsayed.bsky.social won me over with that “Mike from Florida” line. More of this, please 031
Political Opossum @cheezygoodness.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Harriet Tubman didn’t carry her two pistols to intimidate racists. She carried them to shoot racists. It’s an important distinction that needs to be made in these times 010
Political Opossum @cheezygoodness.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Five minutes back on Facebook was all it took to remind me why my grandpa fucking killed himself. Joe McCarthy, eat your fucking heart out 000
Political Opossum @cheezygoodness.bsky.social · 31/07/2026When you’re being murdered, you have the right to defend yourself. Every American dying of a preventable disease or unaffordable meds is being murdered. “Healthcare” and insurance company CEOs are doing the murdering. Why not fight back with lethal force? Federal prisons have free healthcare… 110
Political Opossum @cheezygoodness.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Voter suppression starts at home. Confused by this statement? Attend one voter registration drive at your local community college or state university. When you see the angry dads flipping tables and screaming at volunteers because their adult children registered for the “wrong” party, you’ll get it 000
Political Opossum @cheezygoodness.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Do y’all think the unemployment office will accept this as proof of submitting a job application? Asking for a friend… 000
Political Opossum @cheezygoodness.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Dems get really upset when you remind them that Obama increased ICE funding by $600M after the first official reports of widespread abuse came out. Even more so when you remind them Biden increased their budget by $6B, including funding for all those concentration camps, AFTER Trump’s first term 000
Political Opossum @cheezygoodness.bsky.social · 29/07/2026An establishment Democrat actually tried to “gotcha” me in a discussion about campaign funding by claiming to be an OIF veteran. He blocked me after I asked him if he meant “Operation Iraqi Liberation” and how it felt to kill kids with depleted uranium dirty bombs 010
Political Opossum @cheezygoodness.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Just an FYI: the only law preventing governors/mayors from cooperating with ICC is the ASPA, which is illegitimate on its face, regardless of the US refusing to sign the Rome statute. The law itself was designed to protect Bush 2 regime officials, and his Daddy, from prosecution for their war crimes 100
Political Opossum @cheezygoodness.bsky.social · 21/07/2026What do you call a former heroin dealer who got too high on his own supply, contracted brainworms, and molested a bunch of kids with the Epstein bros? You can him the Trump-appointed, senate-confirmed United States Secretary of Health and Human Services. Apparently. 072
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Political Opossum @cheezygoodness.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I feel like this is a good time to remind everyone that the last time we had a deranged imbecile throwing tantrums to overturn an election, HIS cult ultimately abandoned their party to worship him… and became the modern Democratic Party. That deranged imbecile was Andrew Jackson, the year was 1824. 111
Political Opossum @cheezygoodness.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Every Bones fan needs to stop what they’re doing immediately and google TJ Thyne as Kevin in the old “the Tick” series from 2001. You’re welcome. 000
Political Opossum @cheezygoodness.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Jesse Watters admitting live on Fox News that American soldiers are rage-fueled rape machines wasn’t in my 2026 Bingo card. Anyone else have it? 021
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Political Opossum @cheezygoodness.bsky.social · 15/07/2026The 1st question every journalist should be asking every Democrat running in the midterms: “Your party accepted hundreds of millions in bribes from Trump supporters in 2024, including AIPAC, Amazon, and assorted crypto bros who openly support Trump. What do you plan to do about that if elected?” 100
Reposted by Political OpossumJonathan Cohn @jonathancohn.bsky.social · 14/07/2026"Now, a new report lays bare the scale of the use of these crowd control weapons during anti-immigration demonstrations across the US, including hundreds of incidents that resulted in lasting and traumatic injuries." www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...theguardian.com‘Misuse’ of crowd control weapons on ICE protesters led to blindings and traumatic brain injuries, report findsDoctors and human rights experts documented hundreds of incidents from June 2025 through May 2026 and estimate true number is ‘far greater’ 32640376
