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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
its a twin peaks meme  with a photo of Jason Bateman at the bottom and above it reads "*i'm gonna watch season three of twin peaks and get some closure*" and at the bottom it reads David Lynch:" The Fuck You Are" twin peaks season 3 the return a black hole tv showtime 2017
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Dan Froomkin/Press Watch/Heads Up News @froomkin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Absolutely stunning that in the NYT’s latest major story on Elon Musk single-handedly trying to save the GOP there is NOT ONE WORD about how he is the world’s most vocal white supremacist and advocate of ethnic cleansing.
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The world’s most vocal racist will be the Republican Party’s biggest donor again. But don’t mention it. | Press Watch
Our top news organizations are covering up Elon Musk’s white supremacist propaganda
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1-900-HOTDOG @1900hotdog.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Remastered from the grave, @seanbaby.bsky.social brings you the 6 Golden Ageiest comic book heroes. 1900hotdog.com/2026/10/punc...
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Punching Day: The 6 Golden Agiest Comic Book Heroes - 1-900-HOTDOG
Cursed artifacts from the wrong dimension every weekday.
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Ify Nwadiwe @ifycomedy.com · 06/10/2026
We love a union around these parts!
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So when Frasier sings that Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs song at the end of Frasier is that about actual food or is he licking hole, I only ask this because at the end he goes “scrambled eggs all over my face!” and I’ve never seen a grown man have an issue with that
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hmmm
And maybe I seem a bit confused Yeah maybe, but I got you pegged
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 29/02/2024
I love this stencil because it implies that we can combine into giant versions of shit to defeat our opponents like The Wonderful 101.
Stencil art on a brick wall that says ‘do not panic’ and in the top panel shows  scattered fish running from a big fish and in the second panel it says ‘organize’ and the fish combine into one bigger fish and chase the big fish away’
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Joystiq Assassin @phileinstein.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What is the best number? 101 It's prime. It's a palindrome As binary it is still a primary number (5).
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Emily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Rogers running an ad that specifically cites “the heartbreak you’ll never get over” with a shot of the World Series crowds is the opposite of good marketing, that makes me want to firebomb you not give you my money
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Looking forward to think pieces on what this and Bad News say about the liberal media bubble.
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A screencap of Jane Horrocks and Chris Barrie as Arnold Rimmer and Nirvanah Crane aboard the holoship they are both holograms red dwarf season 5 1992 sci fi comedy she looks devious and he looks horny
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Man is the warmest place to hide” remains the hardest tagline of all time.
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Medusa’s Wink @medusaswink.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Natural rights are those that are not dependent on the laws or customs of any particular culture or government, and are so universal, fundamental and inalienable they cannot be repealed by human laws….”
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Natural rights and legal rights - Wikipedia
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Medusa’s Wink @medusaswink.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Humans have rights Animals have rights Anything with a nervous system can suffer, in a way we can all understand, because we can suffer, too. That bestows upon it #NaturalRights States do not have rights Software sure as shit does not have rights Anyone who says different is selling something
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Katherine ElizaBOOth 👻 @webkitten.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
Call it Piratedance cause anything on their is gonna be obtained on the high seas for me.
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Batty Bunny 🦇 @fitterflittermouse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I can’t believe we are pretending twitter isn’t toxic and bad for one’s beliefs like Taylor Lorenz hasn’t literally demonstrated it to us this past week
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BorealisNinja (Mariah) @borealisninja.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey all, times are super rough for a lot of people right now. If I remember right, this kind soul was doing volunteer work and community projects for donations at one point. Cleaning trash and other stuff. It's like 2 good deeds for 1 if you can lend a small hand.
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Joystiq Assassin @phileinstein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Our race is doomed.
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Joystiq Assassin @phileinstein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sorry, guy is stupid for letting AI run his shit. Who choses to hand over so much control to something so untrustworthy?
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
they keep saying model collapse won’t happen, but the Google and Microsoft docs in the OpenAI case kinda contradict that claim plus the more you understand about how LLMs work, and their attractor states, the more model collapse is like LOOMING in your vision
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🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
A tweet from @hagfail

It was removed from Tubu. Heebee sold the IP. Poodee won't play it in your region. It's not on Dippy. You can't find it on Weeno. Gumpy lost the rights to Pheebo. Poob was removed from the app store. The FBI have issued a warning to Poob. 3 Poob executives were arrested today.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The racist anti-Indigenous BC conservative party completely imploded under their failed leader (someone championed by YouTube star JJ McCullough). He also recently deleted his latest video due to backlash but we kept the receipts www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZBk...
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J. J. McCullough DELETES youtube video
YouTube video by The Serf Times
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Joystiq Assassin @phileinstein.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@fitterflittermouse.bsky.social I forgot to mention, new Map Men dropped.
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Chocobone💀Skare🎺Paradie🪦 @chocoboskaparadise.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Perfect
A meme of Bobs Burgers kids
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Joystiq Assassin @phileinstein.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@fitterflittermouse.bsky.social "Seriously this crisis is the worst thing to happen to Ed Sheeran fans since their head injury." "Say want you want about Ed, but he's always been a passionate advocate of causes that are allowed" SNL UK has more bite than the American version.
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thinking about the German women who would seduce Nazi soldiers to get them alone and then stab them to death.
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Ghoully Krausened @fullykrausened.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You can tell trans women are women because Will Stancil is always acting insanely hostile towards them.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 15/09/2026
Every corporation is like this. It’s not the technology or the product. It’s their stewards. It’s capitalists. It’s people who seek to mine, extract from & exploit anything they can for profit. They will destroy the world.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 15/09/2026
They’ve been trusted with less & done tremendous damage with that. The CEO of Nestlé causes droughts in communities by stealing their water & calls treating water as a human right ‘an extreme position’. He’s supposed to ONLY run me my KitKat. I also think Nestlé could destroy the world.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 15/09/2026
The reason I don’t dismiss the idea of AI leading to the destruction of the world is not just because it’s a highly volatile, polluting, unregulated invasive technology. It’s because it’s almost entirely under the control of the least ethical & unashamedly fascist capitalists in history.
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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just logged into my Ticketmaster app and 😢
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Joystiq Assassin @phileinstein.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Sorry, why does she need bodyguards?
In this Ad, a women is holding a small case purported to be hearing aids.

4 men In suits and sunglasses looking like body guards stand arrayed to the sides and behind her.
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Medusa’s Wink @medusaswink.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
That means we spend more money trying to find fraud, than we could possibly be losing *to any actual fraud* So we need to ask ourselves, why do we continue this myth, that people asking for help are somehow all grifters? Who benefits from selling this myth? Because it’s not me, and it’s not you.
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Matt Siegel @mattsiegel.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
it's neat how public resources are over 90% efficient, with fraud *included* 98% efficient in this particular case personally, i'm perfectly happy to pay for resources that are more than 90% efficient
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Batty Bunny 🦇 @fitterflittermouse.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Nothing of value was lost
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Joystiq Assassin @phileinstein.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
First we lose a musical legend, then we lose a magnificent actor. Who will the rule of 3 claim next? Hopefully a reality TV star.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Shame works 🥳
Nicholas Hoult has dropped out of Harry Potter season 2
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RickyFTW @rickyftw.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
made this little clip compilation of robots destroying themselves at the robot olympics in china for the next episode... here, you can have it too
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Honestly, Canadians needed a good reminder why they should absolutely not buy American. We were starting to get complacent about our grocery and product choices again.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Update #7 Have cleaned up 4 city blocks, 15 bags of trash in parks and rivers, and 3 car tires so far since starting this project
Tossing this concept out
If you want to hire me to do an hour or more of volunteer work of your choice if it exists locally I wlilliterally trade my labor for financial aide and putting it back into supporting the community , and l'| document it
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Ty for the $15 someone sent in, that will be going towards helping a guy out of town who needs an extra hand getting a blackberry push pruned back and is wheelchair bound
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Joystiq Assassin @phileinstein.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Jerking off or taking nap, how does one chose?
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
“I was scheduled to have the rest of my career”
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
mfer said paino
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
(attempting to be bilingually patriotic but my French has regressed to Grade 5) we are to have. We were to be. Dr Mrs Vandertramp
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