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parsley mostly @maudesquad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I manifested too hard 😭
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parsley mostly @maudesquad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Let’s retire “don’t forget” and “does anyone else” pls
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parsley mostly @maudesquad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
M&Ms melt in the GD hand wtf
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 06/09/2026
“So we’re trading stickers we can’t see,” Sophie says. “Yes,” Ms. Delgado answers. “And we know we have them because of the list.” “Yes.” “And nobody is in charge of the list.” “That’s correct.” Liam raises his hand. “What if someone takes the stickers?”
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A Kindergarten Teacher Attempts to Explain Cryptocurrency, and Accidentally Creates a New Financial System
At 9:03 a.m., Ms. Delgado makes the mistake of asking the class what their parents do for work. “Dentist,” says Maya. “Firefighter,” says Liam. “Bus driver,”...
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parsley mostly @maudesquad.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Just because you believe something doesn’t make it true
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parsley mostly @maudesquad.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Wondering why they’re making the guy wear his dad’s goofy hairstyle and then realized bozo is going to try a brain swap before he pops off
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parsley mostly @maudesquad.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Boomers get hella excited about having stools and counters in kitchens
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Assignment Understander @90sslowjamz.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The Anakin/Padme meme with Anakin saying “Well, here we are in the catacombs.” And padme says “For the Amontillado?” And Anakin looks back at her and she is partially covered by a brick wall
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clyde bruckman's skeleton's final repost @ultralaser.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
imagine getting stuck on jurassic park with obi-wan kenobi but he doesn't have his lightsaber and keeps telling you he doesn't know what that is
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parsley mostly @maudesquad.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I mean how many of us in the first part of the Disney Princess lifestyle? Poor. Animals for friends. People giving you shit for being an orphan or nice. Being prettier than everyone else. On the verge of dying. We made it, guys!
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parsley mostly @maudesquad.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
There’s nothing left wrong with me that money wouldn’t cure
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parsley mostly @maudesquad.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Is a question mark supposed to be an ear or what
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parsley mostly @maudesquad.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Old Yeller
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Get Equipped With @getequipped.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
get equipped with psychic guillotine
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parsley mostly @maudesquad.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Can you rewrite the last touch
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parsley mostly @maudesquad.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Can’t see for shit anymore. Going on a looking tour of the stuff that I can, while I can. Can’t hear for shit anymore, either. Still gonna say shut up, though. We don’t have to individually appreciate everything.
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parsley mostly @maudesquad.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I only think positively of marriage when doing yard work *puke* it’s stupid and I hate it
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parsley mostly @maudesquad.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Guys just want penpals
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parsley mostly @maudesquad.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Petrichor
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parsley mostly @maudesquad.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Sometimes the wicked stepmother/witch/fairy and the princess locked in a tower are the same person being bored and boring rocks
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parsley mostly @maudesquad.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Ouija boards !
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parsley mostly @maudesquad.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Thinking about getting into goats and textile
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parsley mostly @maudesquad.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
This long winded knee jerk reactive multi comment lecture will surely make the internet stranger understand my opinion of their post that wasn’t intended for me which I barely looked at but made my internet friend so upset they told the stranger to kys and their little dog, too
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parsley mostly @maudesquad.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Nerds got it wrong. Where’s the bioengineering? (Idc if I’m using that term wrong don’t tell me) Whaddaya mean we’re gonna put it all into machines and chips? We should be trying to be able to know what our gut biome or bones are doing. I’d like to micromanage myself at the cellular level.
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parsley mostly @maudesquad.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Ditto
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a black and white photo of a man with a white shirt on
ALT: a black and white photo of a man with a white shirt on
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parsley mostly @maudesquad.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I want to age naturally because I want to look like the women I admire
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parsley mostly @maudesquad.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
My heart has joined the thousand for my mom stopped running today
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parsley mostly @maudesquad.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Finally
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parsley mostly @maudesquad.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
We said we wanted to be Lydia, but deep down Delia was the dream
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Delia Deetz Insane GIF
ALT: Delia Deetz Insane GIF
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parsley mostly @maudesquad.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Goodnight, sweet princess
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sally from the nightmare before christmas is a cartoon character with stitches on her face .
Alt: sally from the nightmare before christmas is a cartoon character with stitches on her face .
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parsley mostly @maudesquad.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Two if by sea
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parsley mostly @maudesquad.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Is love an actual force
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parsley mostly @maudesquad.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
If you cup your hands over your ears, you can hear the ocean
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parsley mostly @maudesquad.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I think I love rainy and cloudy days so much because it meant I could stay home from school and be with you
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parsley mostly @maudesquad.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
We were promised a party
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parsley mostly @maudesquad.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
None of this was necessary
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parsley mostly @maudesquad.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
What if the sacrifices weren’t meant to appease the gods, but to anger them
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parsley mostly @maudesquad.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Omg it’s not because it’s the closest planet but bc of the stupid god and symbol it’s named after and people with money think that’s intelligence lol
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parsley mostly @maudesquad.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
The ground is too warm
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parsley mostly @maudesquad.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Bitching about shitty silent auctions and taco bell at the insurance agency just to feel something
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parsley mostly @maudesquad.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Exiting the “yes, and” phase, entering a “no, but maybe” mode. This is going to be a weird, dumb ride
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parsley mostly @maudesquad.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
To alive or unalive, what’s your damage: would you rather go the pick me sellout awaiting the eventual milkshake ducking or kys. Cringe. Hamlet, I think
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parsley mostly @maudesquad.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
What if we’re Atlas
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parsley mostly @maudesquad.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Protect your precious and figure out quick what exactly that is pls
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parsley mostly @maudesquad.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Some faces I simply must see with my own eyes on a regular basis. If only for a few moments at least.
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parsley mostly @maudesquad.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Fuck it, let’s do a Nelson revival. After the rain and shit, yeah
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parsley mostly @maudesquad.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Can I make fun of reiki or is that protected pls I must know before tonight’s party
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parsley mostly @maudesquad.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
This was fun youtu.be/UvojpX4vXuA
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GOODBYE FOREVER MAYBE?
YouTube video by ICOEPR Productions
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parsley mostly @maudesquad.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Instead of wondering if you’re good enough, just ask yourself, at least once, if whatever is good enough for you
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