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Catacombs Gourdeiro🎃

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Hunter @holybible.bsky.social · 1h
Plz help if you can things just keep worse & worse & at this point im genuinely considering cancelling surgery just so im not homeless the month after lol
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Catacombs Gourdeiro🎃 @topmarx.bsky.social · 2h
there was so much of this shit all the time during grad school. you better fucking believe Coach O was burying this shit left and right for years, especially during our golden year with Joe Burrow
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cheese mouse @cheesemouse.bsky.social · 9h
cheese mouse
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Catacombs Gourdeiro🎃 @topmarx.bsky.social · 7h
JCO produces banger posts every so often but if you let that sway you into thinking she doesn't really suck then you are making a mistake
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Daniel Jenna Grouse @grouse.ing · 7h
Also the victims don't need telling to leave, they need material support in doing so. Easy access to safe housing would help address abuse in a major way.
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Catacombs Gourdeiro🎃 @topmarx.bsky.social · 9h
shutupshutupshutupshutupshutup
your day at a glance

you are allowed to love someone without reason
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 9h
Here’s the bigger ask I mentioned: I owe $6k in back rent. I’ve been selling my limited belongings to reduce the number but it is slow going and I can’t hope to cover it all, especially not in the short time I have. I have enough to cover October rent and little more. More details below.
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Emmy Cumslutress @coyotegirl.online · 16/08/2024
"death before detransition" is absolutely real, but i don't think the folks trying to cut access to my medical care quite grasp whose death it's going to be.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Catacombs Gourdeiro🎃 @topmarx.bsky.social · 14h
imo big dog blocking all the trans women on this website is probably the best case scenario for us
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 14h
lowtax xehanort theory of bluesky remains undefeated
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Catacombs Gourdeiro🎃 @topmarx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it annoys me that not a single one of these retail simulator games orders the money in the till largest-to-smallest
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sarah clark (they) @sarahclark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
press D to dance with horses
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 29/09/2026
2026’s hottest t4c het couple is two anthropomorphic animals
Cassie, a cartoon ungulate of some kind in a sleeveless leopard print dress, says:

CASSIE: YOU SAID SHE'S PRETTY?
SWAN BOY (offpanel): UH...
CASSIE: YOU SUCKED MY DICK LIKE TEN MINUTES AGO, I'M NOT JEALOUS.
SWAN BOY: OKAY, YЕАН. SHE'S HOT AS SHIT.
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Swan Boy/Cassie hottest couple of 2026. Sole good thing to come out of this year so far actually
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Dreamboat Branny 🦢 @bransonreese.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
swanboy.com/comic/double...
First panel of today's Swan Boy. Swan Boy and Cassie get ready for their double date with Crystal and Noel while they discuss killing a cowboy.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 29/09/2026
I think it's pretty neat that one of the legit breakout indie success stories this year is a game about painstakingly designing and sewing opulent ballgowns store.steampowered.com/app/4019220/...
store.steampowered.com
Dressmaker on Steam
Become a dressmaker! Choose fabric, cut out patterns, and sew them all together to satisfy (or sabotage!) townsfolk in this cozy crafting game inspired by real dressmaking.
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Catacombs Gourdeiro🎃 @topmarx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
new fall friends!
merlin app recording showing:
Blue-grey Gnatcatcher
Northern Cardinal
Eastern Phoebe
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Marcy @deadheadgirly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The biggest secret of the trans community: if you're nice to us, we'll be your ride or dies.
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Jade @jadehaze.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wow, a lot you are gay.
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
so some lady around here runs an lgbt nonprofit, and they recently announced that they don't tell the truth about where any of their money goes. nevertheless they were included in some official statistics printed yesterday: i spied her gay org, which is an out liar and should not have been counted.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every Riot grrrl band in the 90s
Still from the television show Xena: Warrior Princess showing Xena, Gabrielle and Joxer all with goofy expressions on their face
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Aura/Moom @moomanibe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
digging into my twitter archive for my favourite "you can tell the designer calculated this all in a spreadsheet" skill point system example
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Autty @realsquiddays.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sewing machines can smell your fear
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Pabuela @pabuela.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
never settle for less
A drawing of Pab's funeral calqued off of Gustave Courbet's Enterrement à Ornans (Burial at Ornans). A Catholic priest reads from a small Bible in front of the hole dug in the ground. Around him are a variety of transgender women, all wearing casual streetwear, stockings, minishorts, skirts, kneehighs, docs, sneakers, chokers, tattoos, piercings, fishnets, sheer clothes, crop tops, beanies, etc. A girl with dyed hair stands behind the priest, holding a portrait of Pabuela, with a little black ribbon on the portrait's corner. Behind her, a goth girl is a pallbearer.

A dachshund stands at the far right of the image.
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Catacombs Gourdeiro🎃 @topmarx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if you ever want to ground yourself in how absolutely fucked up and violent the body image standards for women were at the turn of the century, go watch the first episode of The L Word and look at all the extras
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 15/05/2023
reposting my translation of Sappho fragment 16 here
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Mari @starxpower.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"You need to stay and fight" Uh, no thanks. Thats going to ruin my dress.
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transsexual anarchy CEO 🔆🥦 @bella.meangirls.online · 21/09/2026
I'm going into treatment for ED this month. expenses are going to fill up and I also have bills and rent to pay. please share and donate! paypal: livinginjeopardy(at)gmail cashapp: $livinginjeopardy venmo: blissbella512 GFM: gofund.me/f84399083 ko-fi: livinginjeopardy music: bellabliss.bandcamp.com
gofund.me
Donate to disabled red state trans refugee in survival mode, organized by Bella Bliss
hi, i'm Bella Bliss. i'm a transgender musician with a full album out, a… Bella Bliss needs your support for disabled red state trans refugee in survival mode
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 26/09/2026
My top 4 Crow Full Moon shots tonight. P L E N T Y of video to edit someday! 🪶 🐦‍⬛
a crow flies in front of the moon, greyish sky, the crow is flapping their wings downtwo crows fly in front and near the moon, in the middle and the bottom left, a snowy egret is out of focus below the moon, greyish skya crow flies in front of the moon, dark sky, the crow is flapping their wings up but not fully extendeda crow flies in front of the moon, dark purple sky, the crow is in full cruise mode
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Spaghetti Night.” Pen and copic gray marker on paper. 

Our man is in the kitchen making spaghetti for his guests, who have become increasingly rowdy as they wait for dinner. More on them in a moment. He speaks into his landline phone with his oven mitts on, “Everybody’s pretty riled up for spaghetti night.” He is correct because sure enough we see his riled up dinner guests in the background. Two men play wrestle as a woman raises her hand to spank one of the wrestler's cheeks. She’s got great leverage on the windup so those cheeks are about to be pummeled, reader. Another man finds himself being carried by a woman with a crew-cut. Her strength is on display here because despite the man’s weight she’s able to effortlessly run around the living room with him slung over her shoulder like a ragdoll. Behind them we see another spaghetti night guest pumping his fists and shouting to the ceiling. Perhaps howling. 

Artist’s note: One of my favorite drawings. Love seeing the whole group having a great time together.
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emma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 26/09/2026
lesbians have broad appeal
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Jade @jadehaze.northsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Lesbians!”
static.klipy.com
Sailor Uranus
ALT: Sailor Uranus
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Catacombs Gourdeiro🎃 @topmarx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
def informs my twin design goals of Feelings and A Little Guy Where If You See Him You Say "Look At Him Go!"
My 9 games
The 9 games that shaped who i am

Final Fantasy VII
Pokemon Blue
Flashback
Team Fortress Classic
Dwarf Fortress
XCOM Enemy Unknown
Factorio
Gone Home
Kittens Game
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bocchi minh @kinseijoshi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lesbians have the best pre-game rituals for a successful nazi hunt
Panels from Comrade Girl, Shoot the Enemy. Soviet snipers Serafima and Charlotta share a kiss before going on an anti-Nazi sniper patrol. "Kill one a day. Two if we can manage!"
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🟢RNGundam @rngundam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Turn A Gundam (1999) Episode 7 - Training To Be A Lady 14:46.615
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Catacombs Gourdeiro🎃 @topmarx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
so The Holiday Club has the least explicit sex scene out of all of Swarens's work, but in lieu of this there is a long pumpkin carving scene where the MCs repeatedly shove their whole hands into what must have been the tiniest pumpkins production could find
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Angel "Anal Elf" Perez @angelperez.eurosky.social · 24/09/2026
Hello. I'm moving on the first of Oct. I have been slammed by bills, fistfucked by bills, spit roasted by bills, I can keep going but the metaphor is really tortured. All this is to say, if you can help in this age of gas prices and fucking uhaul being a pain id love you forever
venmo.com
Michelle Perez | @mperezwritesirl
Venmo is a digital wallet that lets you make and share payments with friends. You can easily split the bill, cab fare, or much more. Download the iOS or Android app or sign up on Venmo.com today.
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
BPD stands for Bacooncity Police Department
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
thank you lesbian tractor witch
image with swirling green background of the lesbian tractor witch it says: congratulations if you are seeing this you have been chosen by the lesbian tractor witch, she has removed all curses have a wonderful day
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There are consequences to your crimes against Dracula
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diane :3 @plzstayherewme.northsky.social · 24/09/2026
if god was real estrogen would make your voice higher
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 23/09/2026
ME, VISIBLY ANGUISHED AND FALLING APART: It is what it is :)
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Catherine Frames @oxinabox.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I got a DM from someone who I didn't recognise the name of, but we had a few mutual old uni friends. Them: "Hi Frames, the time has come, I am here for The Advice" Me: "👀 This could be like 2 very different things. Actually I can answer both: No, you should not do a PhD Yes, you should transition."
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Juno (evil) 🏳️‍⚧ |🫀🟰🦌|🧠🟰🐶 @junowillbark.for-a.click · 23/09/2026
.7z feels like sci-fi and .rar is medieval fantasy
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Catacombs Gourdeiro🎃 @topmarx.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
way ahead of you, bossman
YOUR DAY AT A GLANCE
You're ready for a
change.
The voice telling you to stay put is getting quieter. Something inside has shifted. You don't need a
master plan to take the first step. Start small. Move anyway.
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Eduardo García-Molina @egarcmol.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Had a little friend bonk his head on a window and join us for the first ten minutes of our Greek Civ class today. Thankfully some students managed to get him outside once he started flying again. I’ll consider it a good omen and the bird got a free, if brief, lesson on the Persian Wars.
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Steles are up.
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