Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 30/05/20252021: There is no AI, you're doing your own laundry. 2023: CEOs are saying that AI is coming and will do your laundry. 2025: There is AI. You're still doing your own laundry. 2027: You're doing the AI's laundry. 272649614
Terri Friedline @terrifriedline.bsky.social · 04/06/2025Your post reminds me of one of my favorite videos youtu.be/PS9Bc_GQBEs?...youtu.beJoshua Idehen - Mum Does The Washing OFFICIAL VIDEOYouTube video by Joshua Idehen 010
Andrea @andreakremer.bsky.social · 31/05/2025"Intelligence" seems like the wrong thing to outsource, doesn't it? 030
Sam Hayes 🖊️ Just a Common Writer @writersamhayes.bsky.social · 31/05/2025What does it mean to do the AI's laundry? Are we airing C# bedsheets or are they physical and wearing hot pants? 100
Graeme @twonkybot.bsky.social · 04/06/2025I guess it depends if the AI is 700 Indian Engineers in a AI trench coat or not. 000
Stefan du Fresne @sdufresne.info · 31/05/2025This feels like a section of www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS9B...youtube.comJoshua Idehen - Mum Does The Washing OFFICIAL VIDEOYouTube video by Joshua Idehen 110
Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 04/06/2025You might think I am exaggerating for comedic effect, but I would never do thatHypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.appWhat he’s really describing is the world the would be tech overlords want to create, except it’s not “ai” running the show, it’s them managing the rest of us like video game characters. 3431
World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Look here, you upstart robots, I barely manage to get my own laundry done some weeks, so if you think I'm going to do YOURS you can just forg *dragged off to fully automated reeducation center, still muttering imprecations against everything with a circuit* 100
There is no David, there is only ZOOL. @sodamasochist.bsky.social · 04/06/20252035: AI is engaged in a genocide against humanity and only John Connor can stop it. 000
Michele K @mishl.bsky.social · 04/06/20252026: you can’t afford to do your laundry because AI is using all the electricity 000
The greyrat @jonherrin.bsky.social · 31/05/2025AI will replace all of us. Badly. Without providing any innovation. And requiring constant intervention. 😐 060
Redshift @redshiftsinger.bsky.social · 04/06/2025More like 2027: there’s no more water to do laundry bc the AI took it all. 100
MonzaGT 🇳🇿 @monzagt.bsky.social · 30/05/20252030: you’re boiling water over an open fire and hand washing your laundry because AI has taken all the electricity. 0222
Geenz! @geenz.bsky.social · 31/05/20252026: AI hallucinates that the baby is laundry. The AI does the laundry. 010
Chantzy @chantzy.bsky.social · 01/06/2025I had an AI powered washer/dryer & it calculated the dry time for a small load to be ~6 hours. I couldn't turn open it (door locked) & felt like it was going to catch fire at any time Still have nightmares lol 020
Proto Ghostal @protoghostal.bsky.social · 04/06/2025Meanwhile, 1967" "Machines should work, people should think" (legitimately that was a repeated phrase in an old Jim Henson-made IBM ad) 020
e (they/them) @certificates.bsky.social · 31/05/20252025: you can't afford laundry bc you lost your job "to AI" (that do your job) 2025: you aren't doing laundry because you have been murdered or imprisoned by people claiming that AI picked you to be targeted (from inputs they provided and vague identifiers) 020
Vast Country Hypnosis @vasthypno.bsky.social · 31/05/20252025: you have a "bespoke" AI washer and dryer... they work exactly like the old ones except not as well. 070
Menger Spongebob (🌕 SOFT-LANDED) @menger-spongebob.bsky.social · 31/05/2025i'm not doing my own laundry. machines that do it for me became popular in the 50s and 60s 110
observablereality.bsky.social @observablereality.bsky.social · 04/06/2025I feel like 2027 is gonna be more like.... You're doing your laundry by candlelight because AI has destroyed the power grid. Also it's just permanently on fire outside, also you've been arrested for not towing party values so you don't even have any laundry. 030
Larry Flint @laryatflint.bsky.social · 04/06/20252027: ...while having no more laundry of your own. 000
emtoo.bsky.social @emtoo.bsky.social · 04/06/2025The AI tells you when and how to do the laundry. 010
Alastair Somerville @acuity.design · 31/05/2025AI keeps showing you a pile of laundry to do but doesn’t seem to exist. You are punished for failure 0280
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